You Probably Wouldn’t Notice Her

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.

The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over.  The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.

By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.

beyonce pregnantSOLVED!

It’s Beyonce! Source: BlindGossip.com

Many of you suspected that Beyonce was faking it during her first pregnancy. You were right. In fact, there were several people who were privy to Beyonce’s surrogate mother scheme from the very start.

We tried contacting Beyonce’s team many times before originally publishing this story, but they never returned our calls. Thus, we decided to keep the surrogate’s identity private but report the rest of the details.

Beyonce herself vehemently denied the surrogate rumor in her grainy, faux documentary Life Is But A Dream:

“A stupid rumor, the most ridiculous rumor I’ve ever had about me,” Beyoncé says in the documentary. “To think that I would be that vain. I respect mothers and women so much. To be able to experience bringing a child into this world, if you’re lucky and fortunate enough to experience that, I would never ever take that for granted.”

The singer also reveals how much she enjoyed being pregnant, “There’s something so relieving about life taking over you like that. You’re playing a part in a much bigger show and that’s what life is, it’s the greatest show on earth. I felt like God was giving me a chance to assist in a miracle.”

Actually, Floppy, you are that vain and that hungry for attention. And the “greatest show on earth” is an appropriate description of your turning everything from your on-stage “pregnancy” announcement to the hospital-takeover “birth” of a your child into a regular three-ring circus. We hope you’ll be more honest about the next one.

Congratulations to ClueMein, who was the first to guess this one correctly!

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Comments

  1. rudy says

    Thank you!! I have been angry about this charade for SO long. Finally the truth comes out.

    So, she is pregnant for real now?

  2. cdub says

    Have to say, I never thought this would get solved! Beyonce is free to use a surrogate, it’s the lying that gets to me. I’d love to hear beyonce officially confirm this one…

  3. slimfast10 says

    Thanks Ace for solving this and am I surprised that it was solved. I told everyone how this was a fake pregnancy but everyone was skeptical. I now know for sure this was true as I know you would not risk a lawsuit from the all power Bey and Jay. Surrogacy is nothing to be ashamed of what is shameful is the vanity of it all and most shameful of all the lying about it. I’ve just about had enough of these two walking around like their s*** don’t stink…He’s a thug and she’s his working “wife”…disgusting!!!!

  4. efitz1 says

    Holy f’in s!! This is the biggest blind reveal EVER!!!! As an attorney, my mind is BLOWN — there is no way you’d subject yourself to such liability unless you had definitive proof. MIND BLOWN!!! AMAZING, ACE!!!! You are now a legand!!

  5. hoodiegirl says

    Hi Ace! Finally set up an account just to tell you how awesome you are for solving this. Love your site!

  6. Masse says

    Didn’t see that one coming.. Why would someone lie about that.. vanity, right. I find all these lies disgusting! Phew. Thank you Ace, for opening my eyes! :)

    • YoGo8c says

      I saw it coming the minute her tummy collapsed like a badly-made souffle on the telly.

  7. thelasthigh says

    considering she has a miscarriage, there’s nothing “vain” about her seeking out a surrogate. it’s very possible that she can’t carry a baby herself or that she is concerned for her health and the health of the baby if she tries.

    there’s a lot of reasons that she might want to conceal the use of a surrogate. the media is ruthless (this article being a prime example of that) and she is notoriously private. walk a day in her shoes before judging her and guessing at her motives (because unless you are her, you don’t know what goes through her head).

    we also (as a society) need to stop villainizing mothers for using surrogates unless their reasons for doing so live up to OUR standards. men don’t carry their own babies, does that make them less of fathers? so until we can do that, we can’t expect people to feel comfortable being open about it.

    • HereKittyKitty says

      I don’t think anyone took issue with the fact that she used a surrogate; it’s the fact that she LIED about it. If she’d have been open & honest about from the start, people wouldn’t be bashing her like they are now.

  8. Serena van der Woodsen says

    HOLY COW I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DECIDED TO SOLVE THIS ONE!

    But usually you present facts when solving your items?

  9. sandy says

    Beyonce just cancelled a concert. She must have gotten word that the truth is out. Thank you Ace!!

  10. realitycheck70 says

    Now I’m even more convinced that Kim and kanye are faking their pregnancy. What with their ridiculous trip to brazil. They were probably down there picking up their surrogate in Kanye’s private plane just like his bffs beyonce and jayz. And as for her pregnant bikini photo…I can stick my stomach out that far too. I’m also quite sure she has taken another clue from beyonce and takes the drugs that make her bloat and look like she might be pregnant. Her face fluctuates too much.  Not to mention they photo shop everything they release to the press

  11. mental floss says

    Knew it! Now solve the one about Kim & Kayne’s fake pregnancy! Please, pretty please! ? BEFORE she “gives birth”. ?

  12. bjd44 says

    Wow. I just don’t know how to respond to this couple and all this. It is just ridiculous! I somehow think that many fans will not easily “forgive” them for lying about a simple pregnancy — and a “faked” one at that! This is just all REALLY disgusting to me.

  13. mintberrycrunch says

    Damn, time flies. This blind item is from 2011 but if feels like last month. Is Bey faking it again, I’m assuming that’s what the reveal is implying.