[BlindGossip] This future bride is now in full panic mode about her wedding day. Her dress doesn’t fit. Rather than spend the next few weeks exercising and dieting, she has decided on more drastic measures, and has a three-point plan at the ready: She has ordered up a liquid diet for the week before the event; she has scheduled a colon cleanse during the final hours leading up to the big day; and, if she’s feeling particularly desperate, she has some little white pills at the ready.
Jessica Simpson
The picture is of a blond, and JS has been looking larger of late (Kim K has not), so I really think you’ve got it!
Yep, couldn’t agree more!
Everyone is pointing to Kim, but I’m on the JS train too.
Her wedding is in November, she’s got plenty of time to slim down.
Lol, November is 10-12 weeks away… that isn’t THAT much time. Especially considering that Jessica looks heavier now than she did when she got engaged. Besides, Kim is getting married next weekend. There aren’t multiple weeks left for her.
KK
I think its Kim because the NY Post used the exact same wording “at the ready” in their report from July 14th: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kim_big_day_VEz3RwFD81ib0yvUIhxYAP
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have chosen a date. Sources say they’re getting married Aug. 20 in California, with a camera crew at the ready. We’ve also heard they’re having separate bachelor/bachelorette parties at clubs Tao and Lavo in Las Vegas later this month.
Agree. I was going to say Kim K., but Jessica is a better guess.
Kim K
It’s Kim and I think we will see the drastic change on her big day clearly.
Sherri Shepard or KK.
Whatever happened to getting your dress altered so it would fit? I had three dress fittings before my wedding.
Seriously! These women are no doubt rich enough to have top-notch tailors at their beck and call.
True story but I don’t think its unusual to do the liquid diet prior to the wedding OR the colon cleanse or adderall. I know many people who have pulled off that same regimen. Hell, I even did it and I was just IN the wedding.
If the dress used to fit and now it doesn’t, then that means that this person gained weight. I’m going to go out a limb and say that this person isn’t too concerned about having to have a dress altered. The concern is being splashed all over Perez Hilton and OK! magazine looking like a whale on their wedding day.
I’m going to go with Jessica Simpson on this one. If the picture is any kind of clue, she is a blonde and well, so is Simpson.
Can’t be Kim K, she just Tweeted a pic of herself looking much thinner/fitter than usual.
It’s totally JSimp. Just let the seams out girl!
Side note: It’s not like she hasn’t had time for this. It’s her own dang fault. She has more money than she knows what to do with and she couldn’t hire a team of chefs and personal trainers to help? Sorry, no sympathy.
Next few weeks implies Kimmy K. Simpsons wedding isn’t until November.
Plus Kim endorses weight loss pills so the little white pill thing makes sense…even if it sounds more sinister.
Was it announced that Jessica’s wedding was in November? I thought they were keeping the date super secret. Kim’s wedding is the 20th. That’s 10 days away, not weeks.
Jessica’s wedding is rumoured to be at 11 a.m. on November 11 – I know, gag me, right? Then again, if hubby ever forgot their anniversary I think she’d be well within her rights to kill him. LOL
And those girls are always cleansing. Khloe especially.
Sherry Shepard. SS told a story last week on “The View” that Elizabeth was trying to help her get into her wedding dress and they had issues trying to get the “twins” in the dress.
I like this guess.
Here’s part of an article about SS, “However, the talk show hostess did admit to lying about her dress size, kicking her into a diet and exercise frenzy last month. “Elisabeth [Hasselbeck] told me to tell the truth but I lied. So I’m going to the gym and starting Zumba tomorrow,” she joked in June.
And here is a picture of her SHERRI SHEPHERD posted 9 hours ago looking markedly thinner (IMO). Hope this is ok to post here:
http://www.essence.com/2011/08/11/sherri-shepherd-wedding-weekend-is-here/
jessica Simpleton
i don’t think it is kim k, she has looked exactly the same in all the recent pics of her (teen choice awards, QVC appearances)
I do not think Jessica would be all that concerned. She has been on stage in very unflattering clothes and looks.
Kardashian is super vain, can see her buying a dress too small and trying to squeeze into it
Wasn’t there a blind back not too long ago about Kim K. not fitting into her gown designed by Vera Wang?
I think this could be either Simpson or Kardashian.
Sherri Shepherd for this one. Her wedding is this month, same as Kim K, but Kim is looking super skinny so she’s all set. Jessica’s wedding is November so it’s too early for her to panic… plus she’s never seemed to care quite as much about her figure. Sherri’s already admitted fitting issues.
Add me to the Kim K guesses. “Three-point” plan could be a clue to her NBA groom.
That is a good clue, I didn’t pick up on that one! I think I’m changing my guess to Kim K.
Jessica Simpson. She’s too lazy to eat right and work out and it’s easier for her to do crap like pills and liquid diets. Totally her.
look at the shoe the bride is wearing…didn’t kim k do a commercial for a sport shoe??
Kim didn’t lose weight, she just took some stuffing out of her booty pop panties.
I guess Jessica S.
I’m think Jessica S or Sherri S. Kim K’s dress designer is Vera Wang who is long time family friend. I am sure that Vera would make sure everything looks good. And her wedding is 11 days away and not weeks.
Kim, she was just on twitter saying she was going into overdrive that she needed to lose some weight FAST.
Vera Wang is “everyone’s family friend”..Kim looks like a stuffed turkey (in the mid section) and she is in a panic, she ordered her dress in a 4 and did not try it on, until a few weeks ago..she kept saying, she’d lose the weight.
of course she would be frantic, her & her fake wedding will be taking place this month.
her invite list, has the whole internet world laughing..
JayZ&Beyonce??? Will and Jada Smith??
A+ list celebs want nooo parts of these nobodies, LOL I guess its just another PLOY by her and Mama Kris to get you guys to tune in for the RATINGS.
bish please
What kind of white pills would she take? :S
speed