EOnline – Oh, Fey Oiled-Tush! How the mighty have fallen, and may fall even further down the carnivorous Hollywood food chain.
Last time we checked in with this married mega celebrity, he was mucho nervous, afraid his boy-on-boy mile-high club antics were going to be exposed by his pilot, whom Tushy treated with zero respect.
Well, if that wasn’t bad enough…
We hear a major, major scandal is about to come seeping through the tabloids that will bring Fey—and his reputation he’s tried so hard to keep in tact—down.
Fey Oiled-Tush has tons of secrets, like getting it on with dude after dude, but this particular skeleton in his well-guarded attic is nevertheless on the verge of being exposed. And it’s something that’s, uh, a little more complicated than simply being a good-looking closet-case in Hollywood.
See, some folks Oiled-Tush has gotten involved with behind the scenes are very bad people (even by Tinseltown standards, which is saying quite a lot). If those Fey’s consorted with decide to air their dirty laundry on Fey, the onetime stud could quite practically be run right out of the business.
And Fey’s lawful beard and family will all be hurt, no doubt about it, and he can kiss his career adios.
Despite this looming scenario, FOT finally booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career. But if this scandal comes out before its release date, the movie will be shelved—or at the very least, crushed (same difference). No family will go see this leading man in said blockbuster.
“I’ve never seen him so nervous,” dishes our insider close to Fey, who very well knows what is at stake if these extra-dirty little secrets come out. “He knows that if this movie gets killed, he will never work in this town again.” And Fey’s nervousness is hardly without reason—as he’s been told by his shady biz partners they aren’t shy about leaking certain bits of damaging info they have on the dude.
Wonder what the darling wifey will do if all this threatened exposing comes to be? Certainly she won’t want to stick around to be dragged down with him. Wife still has to have some brains, right?
And It Ain’t: Kevin Bacon, Kevin Jonas, Marc Anthony
BG Note: Ted has also recently notted Kevin Costner and Matt Damon.
John Travolta is the person that comes to mind.
My thoughts exactly. JT
Tom cruise, it’s about time.
The bad people it’s referring to is the church of scientology which is considered more of a cult than a religion. Tom and john think COS can hinde their sexuality.
Tom Cruise
I agree with you, Cat~ but I can’t reconcile the line, “FOT finally booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career.” Tom’s filming another Mission Impossible right now. His career is (for reasons beyond my understanding) thriving. According to IMDB, he does have two rumored films upcoming- Rock of Ages & At the Mountains of Madness, perhaps one of those will take him in a completely different direction or something.
It’s GOT to be Cruise.
With the “bad people” and described serious effect it will have on the career, I’m wondering if there is illegality involved…
Where CoS is involved anything is possible! I agree that this is TC and I can’t wait for this thing to finally come to a head!
If it’s him maybe it has something to do with being a scientologist. Maybe he was in a relationship with a priest.. oh that would be naughty.
theres a bunch of slavery talk regarding scientology employees
I thought that was odd as well, but maybe the ink is still fresh on a deal we don’t know?
Very curious to see what kind of skeleton could have such a profound impact.
Ditto with TC. I feel for the kids.
Plus Tom cruise career is in the dumpster.
Katie holmes must be smiling deep down.
somewhere very deep down. shes been kept pretty drugged up with the e-meters that they use.
He just made the tabs for a role in Rock of Ages where he’ll sing. Maybe that’s it.
I agree! Totally Tom Cruise.
John Revolta is (allegedly) Seymour-Plow-Me-More. This is (allegedly) Tom Cruise.
The one and only Tom Cruise.
John is Seymour-Plow-me-more..
and anyway John doesn’t need a pilot because he is already one.
Actually, he could easily have a other pilots on staff–not only for co-piloting duties, but to fly the plane while he, uh, did his thing with guys. I could see this being him.
Also, there is potential for him playing John Gotti, which would be a big movie, methinks.
Mind you, I am not convinced it’s him, but I haven’t ruled him out.
I thought so too, but who else pilots their own plane?
I really agree with the TC guess…but is that too obvious?
John T – pilot, air, etc.
John Travolta was my original guess as well, but the more I read, the more I think it’s Tom Cruise. I mean, is John Travolta still considered good looking? No offense. And from what I heard, John hasn’t really tried to hide who he is. And the last line made me immediately think of Katie because as we all know, her brains are close to non-existent as this point.
Ok, just re-read it again, and John is already a pilot and flies his own plane so obviously he doesn’t need a pilot. So this is Tom Cruise. Tom has his own plane, but doesn’t fly. I don’t think he has a pilot license.
Tom Cruise is also a pilot. Having said that, many jets require two pilots so it can be either Tom Cruise or John Travolta.
I re-read it again after my first thought was jt but he is a pilot so now I think tc
I mean, what could possibly surprise us about Tom Cruise at this point? Gay, yeah, we know. Weird? OF course. The Scientology slavery thing? Duh…
Unless it is human sacrifice or organ harvesting or something, we won’t be shocked.
Scientology? it’s under investigation for breaking labor laws.
ehhh…no surprise.
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Young hollywood boy toy? He was trying to become “friends” with Efron.
…mildly scandalous whether it’s him or one of his co-stars.
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My guess? It’s about Suri’s biological father (who I believe to be Joshua Jackson via their(his and Katie’s) Mar 2005 London hook-up)
…Tom’s working hard to be “good daddy” right now, but if the truth comes out and the public comes to realize all of the lies and deception that Tom oversaw to shift the pregnancy timeline…I don’t think he can come back from that.
Def Tom! What the heck are the secrets? Who are these really bad folk? Obviously the Co$ but this sounds worse…
Tom Cruise
booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career-”Rock of Love”
involved with bad people/dark secrets-
there was a recent article in the New Yorker about a Scientology scandal and the FBI is investigating them on Human Trafficking and maybe child labor(not sure)
Wife still has to have some brains, right?-Katie Holmes
Oh yeah, I forgot about that article re the child labor and human trafficking issue!
Wow, I really hope this comes to light soon!
Rock of Ages*
Yeah, Tom does make more sense.
The clue, “No family will go see this leading man in said blockbuster” leads me to think of child porn or something… I can’t think of anything worse…
Seducing young boys?
Yes, I agree with you. It either has to be someone who would surprise us (which Tom or John would not) or it has to be something really bad, such as child porn.
I think it’s that Tom Cruise is just as physically violent as David Miscavage. This is WELL KNOWN amongst the higher ups in the Sci org and they’ve done a great deal to cover it up.
There might be deaths involved in his wake, as well.
I was reading about this a few minutes ago then realized it tied perfectly into this blind.
This pisses me off so much, because undoubtedly all the hate groups of America and conservative politicians are going to somehow link his depravity to the fact that he is gay.
I agree that the only thing that can be so damaging is child porn or possibly human trafficking!
I agree with you on all points. Really upsetting.
gah! all those hate groups and conservatives, they are so very evil. hope the love groups and the liberals can save us all!!!!
Sarcasm?
Always thought it was TC, but because of the “adios” instead of goodbye, Antonio Banderas suddenly jumped into my head.
I disagree with everyone about Tom Cruise being the answer. Him and Katie (I believe) are the subjects of another blind vice – Chip ‘n Grin. Those vices read that Katie is counting down the days until their contract ends and she can take her money and run.
This vice seems like the wife would otherwise be sticking around.
Chip n Grin vices are from Blindgossip
this one is from Ted Casablanca
Chip ‘n Grin aren’t a Ted Casablanca vice so he can be both FOR and 1 half of Chin n Grin.
TC has been long suspected of being FOT.
Ben Affleck?
Does he have anything in the works?
Affleck’s carreer is doing just fine, The Town is nominated for best director (Ben himself) and best movie.
The only major nomination for The town was J Renner.
Ok, there are a lot of clues here. First, Fey Oiled-Tush is an anagram for “Defiles Youth.” That made me think of Mystic River, and lo and behold, there is the Kevin Bacon connection. Now, the way that Kevin Bacon is connected to Tom Cruise is through “A Few Good Men.” For this post, that link is just too obvious and hilarious. We can all assume that TC has been with a few good men. However, this post on the other hand is about how the blind has been with a few BAD men. I think the fact that it references how “well-guarded” his attic is and the “bad people” he is involved with, are references to Scientology and the process of auditing. They have all his auditing files, so obviously over the years it’s going to build up and make him sweat that it would get him in trouble if they ever exposed him.
The reference to the pilot is to tell us that it’s NOT John Travolta, because he IS a pilot and he would either be piloting his own plane, or exceedingly respectful to a fellow pilot.
The blind is referring to his upcoming Mission Impossible movie. It’s the kind of thing that would draw out tons of people who used to be his fans…unless a huge story reminds people of how weirded out they are by him.
Again, his “shady biz partners” are his scientologist handlers. They are definitely in business together, as they all exchange money, influence, appearances, and gifts among each other. The recent New Yorker has a lot more information on this.
Lastly, I think when he says “wifey still has to have some brains, right?” it’s a reference to the fact that Katie has become more and more zombied out ever since she’s been with Tom, but he’s sort of giving her the benefit of the doubt that there may be a flicker of sanity left in her…
Holy *, that was the best guess I ever read.
TexasGirl!! An anagram?! Really??!!! I bow in reverance to your post!!! The only, sole, little, minor difference I would have to your work of investigatory art, is that I believe the future movie reference is to “Rock of Ages”, in which Tom is currently working very hard to be able to SING! That is a giant departure from his previous work.
Did you know that IMDB states that TC was a 14 year old Franciscan seminary student whose dream was to become a priest? Cripes~ that’s a huge leap to sliding across the floor in your tighty-whities!!!
And seminary students and priests, what – don’t wear tighty whities or rock out when they’re alone, sometimes? You think they wear burlap underpants and spend 20 hours a day deep in prayer? (certainly not 14 year olds, seminary students or not)
Perhaps you missed my reference to filming “Risky Business”. Your reply makes my point when you wrote, “when they’re alone, sometimes?” We all know seminary students and priests do PLENTY “IN PRIVATE”.
There was nothing offensive about the famous underwear scene in Risky Business and it was certainly G-Rated, but it just seems as a serious student of God, planning to commit his life to a higher power, his “personal modesty” flew out the window, that’s all. Then again, so did the life of financial modesty…
So to answer your question: No, I don’t think men of God wear burlap panties. I’ve seen my Priest in his swimsuit when he’s over for a picnic (Gasp!!)
I love it when people pay attention to clues! Well done!
Very impressive texasgirl…very impressive indeed.
Nancy Drew? Is that you?! lol Impressive analysis texasgirl! Best thing I’ve read all day.
Are “mucho” and “adios” clues? Perhaps indicating Penelope Cruz who he supposedly dated? Cruz and Cruise!
Also wonder about the “well guarded attic” means. Attic – belfry – bats – vampires – Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.
But one has to wonder why Scientology is threatening him? Are they afraid he’s going to sell them down the river because of the investigation into the cult in regards to using slave labor?
Well, that anagram gives away what this career-destroying scandal is. Nicely done!
Wow you really put some thought into this, great work!
My only question is:
If Scientology spills it’s files on famous people, if they leave the cult, wouldn’t they just be confirming what everyone outside of Scientology is already saying?
I’ve heard the stories from people who have left and they are eerily similar to other cults like Jim Jones.
a cult is a cult, they all pretty much run the same. the guy that started scientology said that the best way to make money would be to start a religion. lo and behold, thats what he did. why ANYONE would ever buy into it after knowing that he intended only to make money by preying on peoples insecurities and bank accounts, ill never understand.
the celebs dont want those secrets confirmed; thats why scientology has a stranglehold on keeping them inside the religion. i barely have empathy for these people. they get hooked up to a machine that runs electrical current through their bodies whilst revealing deep, dark secrets that get recorded by someone. thats auditing. the current gives you an opiate high which you become addicted to. what about that doesnt sound shady? the people keeping these files arent subject to any privacy oaths or anything like that, yet for years people keep signing up for their services. the truth about scientology has been available pretty much since the internet started, so why are people still falling for it? l ron hubbard was a despicable man!
Wow! I agree with the others…impresive investigator skills. Good work!
Wow, Texasgirl, this is the smartest post I’ve ever…ever…read on a blog!! Best analytical skills hands down.
I just have one, unsettling feeling: I sure hope “the defiling” doesn’t involve his son.
Texasgirl for President!
NICELY DONE! Wish I could think like that!
Ted, is that you? We all know you’re from Texas
. Best response EVER!
Tom, what Risky Business have you been up to?
Tom Cruise for sure. There was a rumor a while back that the leader of Scientology taped TC’s auditing sessions and he and his cohorts would sit around and crack up laughing at the tapes.
The newly booked movie is Rock of Ages.
I’m also jumping aboard the TC train. Just the first line about how the mighty have fallen wraps up TC and his career/antics for the past six years or so. And I do think he needs a movie to revive his career. Ever since the couch-jumping/glib incidents, and alot of what has followed after, has made people stay away from him in droves. His movies since then have been less than stellar and have not matched what a typical TC movie should do. And the whole Scientology thing is about to blow wide open. Read Blown for Good by a former Scientologist and there is alot of abuse, both mentally and physically, going on to people of all ages. Except the celebs that is!
What about Antonio Banderas? It seems a bit obvious, but Ted says”he can kiss his career adios.” Plus, isn’t Melanie Griffiths rumored to be pretty dr*g-addled anymore? And Antonio did some family/kid movies like Spy Kids, so the reference to families not wanting to see his next blockbuster makes some sense.
Good detective work texasgirl *bows head in respect*
If celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta weren’t paranoid about being outed than they wouldn’t have to be stuck in Scientology forever.
and be blackmail if they escape.
Maybe they live in a different era ..
but Celebrities these days like Matt Bomer and Zachary Quinto live a normal life being in the glass closet ..without a cult behind them..yes there are speculations but other thn that..
the public doesn’t give a hoot
Even guys like James Franco who immerse himself with gay themes in his writings/poems/art and films have become successful and respected for being open.
Good point, Yuolala. Anyone who reads this site knows the rumours, but many people -with more important things going on in their lives- don’t have a clue. Besides, there are tonnes of rumours out there. It’s not like the public has proof of any of them. So I imagine that much of the public doesn’t care about gossip and take anything they hear with a grain of salt.
I don’t think it is a generation thing about being okay with homosexuality, like you suggest; I just think most people are oblivious. That said, maybe Tom IS straight.
the public does still give a hoot, though for celebs like tom and john, the bulk of their career is over. they shouldnt care as much at this point; they could definitely live out the rest of their careers as proud gay men and be as successful if not more so than they would be living the lie.
Good evening all, and may I say I am thrilled that that huge pimply tattooed A*S that’s been burning my eyeballs on this site is finally, thankfully, way down below the newer BIs.
This one may well be Tom Cruise, but I have serious doubt there’s gonna be a huge, huge, career killing scandal. It will be downplayed, confined to a lower level tab, and somehow spun so our mystery man will come out unscathed. I predict. (There’s always a ‘big expose’, a ‘big scandal’, a ‘big divorce’ coming up in BIs and we are always sadly disappointed.) … And anyway, WTH could be SO bad he’d never work in H’Wood again? Gay? Yawn. Scieno bigwig? Yawn. Extorting money/roughing up employees/shady dealing with other bigwigs? Yawn. Wife a beard? Yawn…. Imprisoning and cannibalizing young boys? NOW you’ve got our attention.
Pffffhht! More ado about nuthin, I predict.
I agree its Tom Cruise but I don’t agree it will EVER be revealed to the public. People with money and power never, EVER get stung in a way the general public ever finds out about. They always pay off the right people at the right time and the secrets go back in the closet. How many times were Liberace/Rock Hudson/Merv Griffin blackmailed and exposed in shady ways? Liberace was even called a powder puff in the 1950′s (code for gay) but he just sued the magazine, won and quipped “I’m crying all the way to the bank”. He was even more successful afterwards. Rock Hudson married because a magazine was going to out him, yet 99% of the world was shocked when he died of AIDS. We didn’t even know he was gay nevermind sick with a new disease.
TC makes a lot of people a lot of money not to mention the whole Co$. Nothing bad will happen to him. Just once, I’d like one of these vices to actually happen and be known, not just to the Hwood in-crowd but to people in flyover America.
In fact, these type of blinds probably act as a warning to the celebrity who then pulls back the reins on their wild behaviour and/or pays off the blackmailer.
Just my 2 cents.
I wonder why these people (other than the disrespected pilot) are now threatening to expose him? What has ‘F O-T’ done to poke the hornets nest? Are they trying to line him up for perjury when the FBI finally cracks down on their organization for their creepy shenanigans? (they being Co$)
Suri Cruise looks SO much like Katie, it’s really hard to tell who the biological father is at all. Tom could be. He had to woo Katie some how. He could have romanced her a bit to get her committed/pregnant, then gone back to his ways. Not like That hasn’t happened before. She’s young and healthy, wouldn’t have taken a lot of effort to get that little ball (baby) rolling.
If I had any doubt about who it might be then texasgirl has made sure that it can only be Tom. It’s really to bad because there was a time when he could sell almost any movie by just attaching his name to it.
tom hanks
Texasgirl! I was going with JT, but you sold me on TC. Excellent work.
But…. Travolta (who hasn’t done alot quite lately) is studying to play the godfather John Gotti in a movie – which would be big for him. And then of course if he’s playing around with the boys over there then there’s your “family”. And that could get pretty rough. Sounds like Johnny boy to me.
I don’t think that a story about John Gotti is going to be a “family” movie. It’s gotta be TC and either MI4 or Rock of Ages(in which the thought of TC as a singing rock stud makes me laugh).
The scandal that is going to tear his family apart relates to Suri’s origin. Aren’t falsifying birth records and lying on passport applications crimes; not to mention the lengths that Tom went to in order to have the public believe that Suri was born in April of ’06. Once that story comes out, the flood gates will open on all of the cover-ups regarding his tawdry lifestyle.
I think I’m agreeing with Cruise more and more. My first instinct was Travolta, he doesn’t seem to have anything being released or in preproduction, another hint that it may be Cruise is the ” finally booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career” the new Mission Impossible is already a go but I lookd up Rock of Ages and with a cast like Baldwin, Paltrow, and Hathaway that can really only do good for a career.
The last thing that was a real flag for me may be a real LONG SHOT but it was the absolute first thing that came to mind. Katie in “The Kennedys” playing Jackie, “Wife still has to have some brains, right?”.. Well we all know what was all over Jackie’s dress on the day of JFK’s assassination..
Am I the only one that doesn’t think that Tom Cruise’s career needs reviving? Sure he had a couple of flops at the box office but so does everyone else in Hollywood. Also it says “one time stud”, Tom Cruise is still nice looking to me. I hope it’s not John T. though because he’s had enough trouble in his life. Despite the guesses I don’t know who it is.
Ok, I like both Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise guesses, but I am gonna throw this out there:
Nicolas Cage.
Why, because I just read an article where he was quoted as saying, “I am in a place where I want to entertain families.”
Ooops, that’s supposed to be “…both the Tom Cruise and John Travolta guesses…”
I am going with tom cruise, JT pilots his own plane is is Seymour plow me more. and tom has fallen down the Hollywood chain since that fiasco film with Cameron Diaz.
btw, it’s also too late to call John Travolta’s secret a “well guarded attic” just ask Carrie Fisher.
Wasn’t there some kind of blind some time ago about the celebrity who had a thing for young philipino boys? I think TC was a guess for that one. Could be the ‘defiling youth’ reference
Travolta has been successful over the years, but when I think of “mega-celebrity,” Cruise seems to fit the description much better.
For something different, I’ll go with Will Smith. If it comes out, it will affect his “family” — Jaden and Willow as well.
While so much of this points to Cruise…
I think a couple of you came up with Antonio Banderas. I’m just not sure if I’d call him a “mega star”, but then he is internationally a star, so maybe.
This is what I found…
First of all, the words “mucho” and “adios” made me think Latino/Hispanic. Then the AIA’s made me think of actors that sing, and yeah, they all played in bands and have sung in movies.
Then there’s “zero” which reminded me of Zorro.
Antonio has a private plane and supposedly is very demanding towards the crew.
He also has a couple of fragrances…
1-”The Secret”, as in the blind. Okay, that’s a given, but stay with me.
2- “Diavolo”, as in ‘the devil’ very bad. I know, circumstancial evidence.
He did all those “Shrek” and “Spy Kid’s” movies and is filming “Puss and Boots” (I think a spin-off of Shrek? Didn’t see any of them). So families would be put off.
But by what? That’s the million dollar question, and one that’s grossing me out. Is it underage men? Is it incest? Is he boinking his step-daughter? That’s where the mystery lies.
What could make the family viewing public turn on who ever it is?
Interesting tidbits. That sure would explain why he’s stayed with Melanie all these years (other than true love, of course) haha.
I agree that whatever it is, it has to be something shocking to turn the viewing public (families) from him. Because all the gay rumors about many other actors haven’t turned them away; so it has to be something particularly icky.
On the other hand, Woody Allen, just had another movie out, so maybe it is worse than boinking a non-biological, age of consent daughter?
Then there is the aforementioned human trafficing, traveling to known child prostitution meccas, or even devil worship…
Geeze, what could be so ‘dark’?
And who, if not the church of scientology are the bad guys? Free Masons? Mexican mafia?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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