A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

SOLVED! (Partially)

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.

SOLVED!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?

Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:

We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.

And if you’re wondering why Suri Cruise still needs a binky, we suspect it’s because she is still suffering from the trauma of having witnessed such a frightening event.

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182 comments to A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

  • witty-nikki

    tom cruise katie holmes, david and victoria beckham…gotta be surely

  • Original JJ

    Tom, Katie, Becks.

  • Daria

    Couple divorcing: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
    Male celeb caught with Tom: Beckham

  • witty-nikki

    its the only people i can think of. unless its a trick blind lol

  • fIzzydrank

    Agree. Cruise & Beckham. Go Katie!

  • Anonymous

    Of course, “chip in her pocket” refers to the Chip and Grin items, which are no doubt TomKat, and, yeah, the athlete has to be Becks. As someone with a complete hatred of Scientology, I’m hoping for everything to come out to humiliate Cruise and his anti-gay “church”.

  • Badger

    HAHAHAHA!!! This is awesome! what a freakshow.

  • Klick Konner

    I can find no evidence in California that either Katie or Tom has filed any legal papers for divorce. If so, their public names are not being used. On to New York, and maybe even Florida, I suppose.

    • MoanaLisa

      They can still plan for the divorce before it actually begins.

    • ladymarmalade

      If you read all of the back Chip and Grin posts, she didn’t file for divorce. She filed for dissolution of contract.

      BUT, if this is true, I really don’t think it would be anywhere publicly filed yet. Lawyers have ways of keeping things quiet it for celeb clients. You and I both know that the legal system works differently for them.

    • Nooner

      They will file a dissolution of contract as ladymarmalade said. In a previous blind, she found out her marriage wasn’t valid in the US.

      I can’t really wait to see this whole sham go tumbling down.

      • amagod121

        Even so, it’s still a valid marriage in Italy, so wouldn’t divorce papers need to be filed at some point?

      • minnie

        Wasn’t there a theory that their marriage wasn’t valid in Italy either? Something to do with needing a civil ceremony in addition to a church ceremony? Maybe they’re not married at all – so no divorce filing, just a common-law or contract dissolution.

  • Bluenoser

    Does the picture of the British Magistrate (judge) lead us to believe that it is none other than Beckham and Cruise

  • Yummy

    Tom Cruiz is a homophobe acording to some article I read last year by some gay actor .

    • Anonymous

      You don’t need to read any articles to determine that Cruise is a homophobe and why. Hubbard places homosexuals in a category of people who can’t be redeemed by Scientology, and recommends that they be “eliminated, quietly and without sorrow.” Hubbard has to be taken literally by Scientologists in order to keep in good graces with CoS (a key part of what they call KSW (Keep Scientology Working)), so you can connect the dots.

    • jenb

      so tom hates himself……lol

    • amagod121

      Can’t you be a homophobe and still be impelled to perform acts of homosexuality if you’re, well, gay (and repressed)?

      And WTF does being “eliminated quietly and without sorrow” mean exactly? It sounds pretty darned ominous…and creepy. If it means what I think it does, then Scientologists are crazier than I ever thought…and more despicable too.

      • Anonymous

        “Eliminated, quietly and without sorrow” means exactly what you think it means. That still hasn’t stopped Scientology from taking financial advantages of gay people, putting themselves up as a “cure” for homosexual feelings. Take Michael Pattinson as an example. He made OT8, the highest level in Scientology, and spent over a half a million dollars to get there. Getting all the way up the Bridge still didn’t eliminate his feelings. He finally came to the conclusion that Scientology didn’t work, left the Church, and is out of the closet and happier than he’s ever been.

      • mokeimi

        IT’s the same as Larry Craig and all the conservative Republicans who are secretly gay but outwardly anti-homosexual. What better cover than to be the opposite of what you are?

  • Jane Doe

    BG — I really hope your sources are good for this one! This has been years in the making! Every time a blind comes out that clearly points to TomKat’s sham of a marriage, I think “it’s about time!”…only to find that nothing’s happening.

    Any clues to WHEN this will happen?

    Thanks BG for your commitment to watching out on this one. IMO, this is the juiciest stuff going on in Hollyweird.

  • SJNeedsajob

    This is awesome. Obvs. Tom and Katie, Victoria and Becks.

    I have to say, I LOVE that BG is putting up so many original items now. BG original items are better than any other gossip items out there, with interesting clues and give us all tons of fun guessing (even if we’re way off base). Thanks BG and keep it up!!!!!

  • Rafael

    Obviously TomKat. Not only does the pic allude to it being Tom/Becks, it might also allude to TomKats daughter, Suri.. Her is name sounds exactly like Surrey in England.

  • TruTru2

    WOW!!! this is a good one!!

    juicy! I’d be surprised to see Katie go–or be freed LOL
    Tom and Beck’s, I could beleive it..

    again, this is a good one, I can’t think of anyone else this would fit..

    Tom strikes me as a bottom, just saying.

    John T and his wife are staying together right?? I can’t think of an athlete he has been around, sooo its TomKat, for me.

    • anonymous

      its about time for all the celebs that are living a lie we need to expose them. Hollywood is filled with so many weird secrets…… I hope katie can expose crazy tom cruise and becks, since this didnt really surprise me, maybe will and tom got it on as well…………..

      • jenb

        its about time for all the celebs that are living a lie we need to expose them. Hollywood is filled with so many weird secrets…… I hope katie can expose crazy tom cruise and becks, since this didnt really surprise me, maybe will and tom got it on as well…………..

  • Grego

    Just for variety: is Lance Armstrong married? I thought of him and Matthew McC.

  • desertstargal

    I don’t think its Tom and Katie. The blind reads ‘children’ and together they only have one.

  • madea

    my first thought upon seeing the pic was that judges in the UK wear wigs like that in court, which made me think of a tennis player. just random musings…

  • Boo Boo

    I’m not convinced this involves TomKat. I DO think it involves a British sports star ie Becks or someone of his standing

  • Boo Boo

    CHip – CHarlotte CHurch and Gavin Henson
    Does a commonlaw marriage require a divorce?

    • Aeduko

      Now I’m very confused. I’m still not convinced it’s the Cruises/Beckhams, because neither is getting divorced (at least that’s been mentioned). And grin isn’t mentioned above, just chip. So that could be the chip shot thing and it is Tiger/Elin. But Tiger and Elin haven’t been photographed together lately so now I am not sure it’s them either . . . .

      Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller isn’t a bad guess, and I’d sure believe that he could be in bed with just about anyone/thing but then I don’t know that he hangs with any athletes.

  • veronica

    obvsly it’s tommy girl and his main robot wife, but becks? ted always said he was just a womanizer with womaaan! and if he were to go gay not with tom !

    • amagod121

      Maybe Tom looked too cute to resist in that darling little red dress number he was dancin around in.

  • xxgatorxx

    run katie run

    definately katie holmes
    often she is said to have a CHIP in her head like a stepford wife
    also british looking ,agistrate makes me think a british person involved

    still think it would be funnier if it was mel gibson LMAO
    heres to secretly wishing

  • Boo Boo

    Chip in her pocket….. I keep a tissue in my pocket
    charlottes album is Tissues & Issues

    • Nartalart

      I think you’re stretching pretty hard, Boo. Also, hasn’t Charlotte Church already filed for divorce?

      • Tinker

        Charlotte doesn’t need to file for divorce as she and Gavin never got married – they broke up within a couple of weeks of getting engaged.

  • BigMama

    As much as I would like to find another couple to fit this, I can’t. The final sentence about the photo- ops alone makes it clear. But I am still gonna try cause I think it is too obvious. :)

  • Nooner

    I believe the picture is of Barnaby Miln, a British magistrate (judge) that came out as gay in Nov 1987. His partner was a Reverend with a church in England – Rev. Sir Derek Pattinson.

  • Yeas

    Damn Tom Cruise corrupted that hot asz David Beckham. Katie run!

  • CatetheGreat

    Could it possibly be Gwyneth and Chris Martin???

  • Yuolala

    Oooooo Juicy!

    I believe Tom Cruise has a secret relationship with two high profile stars

    Will Smith and David Beckham

  • retailprohet

    Tiger and Elin. The male athlete could be any brit.

    • WaxDiva

      I thought of Tiger, too, because of this:

      “keep one chip in her pocket” which would pertain to a chip shot in golf.

      However, Elin would not have held back if she found Tiger in bed with another man or woman. Tiger was lucky he hopped into that SUV; Elin was not kidding around when she was swinging that club. Had she found him in bed, both of them would be severely wounded or worse.

      AND… she has enough on him; she doesn’t need any extra chips to get what she wants.

    • Aeduko

      I think it’s them as well. Neither Beckham and Cruise are getting divorced. Plus, Tom and Katie only have one child, not two. There haven’t been gay rumors about Tiger, have there? Maybe the girl left . . . . .

      The Brit reference could mean Europe? And chip and grin might mean chip shot and he is famous for his big smile?

      • moomoohandsomeboy

        isn’t elin’s twin sister’s law firm, based in london, representing her. That could be the brit reference

  • Bingo

    I was thinnking Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband….but not sure who the other couple is….you never see Gwyneth out with her husband anywhere…

  • wubbzy

    not to be harsh at all, but BG has used the references “Chip and Grin” for the same couple. this goes back like a year or more. all the Newbies….it’s been unanimously decided it’s been Tom and Katie, because Tom is known for his smile, and Katie always looks like a robot that Tom controls.

    i don’t want to believe the athlete is David Beckham….but who else could it be?

    • Kimi D

      Well said. I was beginning to wonder if all that Chip & Grin (TomKat) linkage was just in my head.
      Without a doubt this is them (whether the public finds any of this out we’ll have to wait and see). I keep praying for it to happen…. also wasn’t there a blind last week about a former couple reuniting and the man was staying in rehab longer for the lady to prove he’s ready to be clean? This was thought to be Katie and Chris Klein wasn’t it?

      • Minky

        There’s been a couple of blinds about Klein and Holmes, you are right. I’m with you guys here – if people read this from top to bottom, it very clearly answers the “but they’re not getting divorced!” and “but they only have one child!” issues (which aren’t issues at all if you read carefully).

        And “Chip” can *only* mean one thing to me… This is Katie, Tom, Suri and Beckz. The latter, he sure can bend it (or so I hear).

  • LiberalMediaIsCorrupt

    I don’t want to sound mean, but Victoria Beckham doesn’t even look human anymore.

    Creepy story nonetheless.

  • newtsgal

    OK I know this might be, heck it sounds crazy to me BUT…Charlie Sheen IS going thru a divorce and he is known as a freak and he has done TV ads with Micheal Jordon……I’m just saying

  • Booby Jones

    It would be interesting to see what Tom Cruise would do if Katie spilled the beans on him and Becks hooking up. Would he sue her for accusing him of being gay like he does everyone else? How would he try to spin it? His career is in the gutter, time to try for a new direction and audience.

    At the same time I do not feel bad for her because she was stupid enough to go along with him. She did it to help get publicity for Batman Begins and she was so bad in it that they didn’t even want her back for the sequel. Good going Einstein.

    Also, I always heard that whenever he has sued someone for claiming he was gay that none of the lawsuits actually denied that he was gay, just that by publicly stating he was gay that they were damaging his career. That true?

  • Katherine

    Tom Cruise is CHIP…this has got to be them

  • Yuolala

    *sigh* Why can’t david go back to Iker Casillas

    seen pictures of them and they looked awfully chummy together….

  • I Love Dlisted

    Run Katie Run! And free those poor boys in Tommys dungeon while your at it!

  • wait…

    I thought Katie signed a 5 year contract and it will end next year?

  • Sleuth

    I’m going out on a limb and guessing Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith, Eva Longoria, and Tony Parker…

    • Sleuth

      I forgot to mention that the pic may be a French magistrate. Tony Parker is French.

      • newtsgal

        It could also so be from an Australian court…..Oh Oh Oh Oh….wouldn’t it be funny if it turns out to be Mel Gibson…….Come on Robyn let the cat out of the bag……LOL!!!!

  • RxGrrl

    I’m trying to think of other couples where the wives were chummy and then all of a sudden… weren’t, and darned if I can’t find anyone other than Kate and Vics. Would that this were true!

    Oh, and avert your eyes if gay love makes you squirmy, but: Becks and Tom = HOT!

  • SnarkyPants

    Call me crazy, but I don’t think it’s Tom Cruise. Heard he’s totally straight and that all the gay rumors totally piss him off. I think that he was all chummy with the Beckhams to try and convert them.

  • angelpops

    Dear BG,
    Who are you that you have access to this kind of inside info, and how do you and I become BFF? If we were, would you tell me who this blind is?

  • Robin

    I hate to be a buzzkill because this is SO kate and tom but…
    It kinda makes me nuts when people say “run, Katie, run!” As if she had noooo idea what she was getting herself into when she “married” Tom. Please. She full-well knew she was selling her soul to the devil for money and fame. She married the biggest movie star on the planet, like him or not. (I don’t, for the record.) She was a nothing TV star at the time. She did it all for the gain, period.
    I don’t feel sorry for her in the slightest.

    • Minky

      Go Robin! Yes, yes, and yes. This is business, she made a transaction. This is her job, she found a short cut and she went with it. There are clearly ethical issues here (the child, for one), but I think the whole “poor Katie!” “crazy Tom!” discourse surrounding this is nothing but expanding yet another Hollywood “narrative”.

    • badger

      so do you guys think Suri is Chris Klein’s? i always wondered that. there was that wierd period of time that Suri was born that no one saw Katie and Suri. It was a couple of months.

      • suedechik79

        there definitely was something fishy about the birth (and katie running a marathon shortly thereafter). her bump seemed to go up and down in size…i thought it was likely a fake pregnancy altogether.

    • Razbo

      Robin you are so true…I agree totally 1000%

    • somethingoriginal

      i’m a fan of the “run katie run” calls – it’s tradition! :-)

      but yes i totally agree with you. actually no, i kind of agree with you. she got herself into this but i don’t think she knew exactly what she was getting into. she probably thought it’d be an easy ride. nicole made it look easy. the 4th mrs cruise will take a lot more convincing after all of the photos of katie looking drained and empty.

      • This sounds odd, but there used to be magazine articles about Nicole being creepily ambitious…she auditioned for a movie (“Ghost”) with a whole home video of the movie. I may not remember correctly. Katie may have thought it was a good bet, but she just may not be as ambitious as Nicole is/was. I thought Katie was good in “The Gift”, “Thank you for not smoking” and has been awful as an actress since getting involved with Tom. I never thought she was great, but she was ok.

    • BigMama

      oh, I would so “fan” you right now if they had that option here! Preach it sister!

  • Hmmm

    Tiger Woods & Elin Nordgren

  • amagod121

    Oh ho, wait a minute. The judge in the photo is in very professional, ready-for-court robes. But what is he sporting on his face? A huge GRIN!

    Chip and Grin for the win!!!!!!!

  • Boo Boo

    Celebrity couple…..no mention of an acting career or A/B/C list.
    This is not about TomKat. Chip may be a “red herring”.
    Would our beloved BG be so devious????

    • Anonymous

      Weren’t you the same person who thought this was Charlotte Church because you keep a tissue in your pocket? “Denial” isn’t only a river in Egypt. Give up the ghost, Boo. It’s TomKat.

      • Boo Boo

        I would love it to be TomKat, but the clues don’t point to them….CHIP is the only clue anyone is referencing.

  • amagod121

    What I can’t figure out is this: why has Katie supposedly dumped Posh over this matter? You’d think it’d be Becks that she’d be furious at.

  • Razbo

    Tom, David….open the door proudly and come’on out.
    It’s ok We know, and have known for a long time now you can’t keep going on like this living the life of lies. We are in the 21st century now and all is cool. You can do it just turn the handle and come on out.

  • anonymously

    Tom and Bot! Maybe the time for the divorce IS coming, this time. But these rumours have been around for years, and nothing has happened. So if it happens, I will be surprised as anyone.

  • Boo Boo

    Not every blind can be about TomKat and Branjelina!!!!
    After more research…Gareth Thomas, Welsh rugby player who came out of the closet, is finalizing his divorce from his wife.
    The wives getting together for not much longer than an hour and a photo-op could reference the fact that a rugby game lasts 1 hour and 20 minutes.
    Once again, this is NOT about TomKat!!!:)

  • Boo Boo

    A chip kick is a term used in rugby!!!!!

    • amagod121

      Yeah but this is an American website, and we don’t play rugby here professionally, nor do many people know the term in the US. So then why use a reference that almost no one would get?

      Each time Chip has been used, it’s hailed back to the couple in Chip and Grin referenced here. Just saying.

  • minnie

    There’s a story in the New Zealand papers about Tom wanting Becks in the next Mission Impossible movie!
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/4010699/Tom-Cruise-wants-Beckham-in-film

  • Cecilia

    Bekham is NOT gay. FACT

  • amagod121

    “However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial.” Kind of sounds like Katie pulled the rest of the preprogrammed CoS chips out of her head and stuck this one in her pocket in case of an emergency.

  • packer

    Have you notice that tom/kate have not been pictured togeter latley, she is doing a film in canada.

  • Krissie

    But wait… Isn’t Beckham rumored to be Stud Bucket LeBeouf or whatever by Ted C? Unless he is bi? I’m confused…

  • haja

    Its def the becks. They r british and that’s how the british court systewm and judges use that wig on their heads. Obv pt a britsh person and the judge or laywer has the old fashion wig court sytem.lol