EOnline – We’re clearly not in the match-making business, but if we were, these two closeted stars could totally be a good thing together: Remember Crescent Kumquat and Topher-Hairy Tuchas? Both equally gorgeous studs who have equally big…secrets? If it weren’t for their large-ish age gap, we would totally predict these two guys to be swapping gorgeous hair secrets and then some behind closed doors. Why, you ask? Because Crescent has been pulling a card straight from Hairy Tuchas’s cruising-for-sex ways by using… Craigslist to shack up with dudes! No way! Remember, we’ve seen the emergence of Crescent’s flaming personality over the last year or so. First with a few boy-on-boy cuddles, then with some innocent necking and now, full-on getting it on with guys. And he’s not exactly being stealth about it, either. What is it with dudes like Kumquat and Topher who have easily recognizable faces, yet who use Craigslist to get their gay sex on? Hello, that is so asking to get caught. Come on, this is beyond, say, Toothy Tile doing it in a car in a West Hollywood parking lot, people. This is practically an engraved invitation to be outted, for heaven’s sake! Maybe, ultimately, that’s what these guys want? To be finally known as who they are, but do they want someone else to do the dirty work for ‘em? Remember, Toothy just loves to get it on in super public places with Grey Goose, but even they have toned it down, as of late. Seriously, I’d put my money on Toothy coming out before Crescent. C.K. and Topher really have to rely on their large female fan bases to keep their careers going. If the girls go, so do the jobs. Particularly Crescent’s. His face is totally plastered all over the Teen Beat girlie-sphere. If that demo only knew the truth! And It Ain’t: Jackson Rathbone, Paul Wesley, Justin Beiber.
CK=Ryan Seacrest
Topher= ?????????????
um i didnt say that. someone stole my handle!!!! i cant believe it!
I remember that band.
Crescent can’t be Ryan Seacrest because he doesn’t depend on the “Teen Beat girlie-sphere” to keep his career going. They both have to be actors but I have no idea other than it’s not Ryan Seacrest.
Crescent Kumquat is Chace Crawford.
Bradley Cooper for Topher?
(These two are not new to Ted’s Blind Vices. They’ve been around for a while.)
Yeah, pretty sure everyone agrees that CK is Crawford. Like Bradley as Topher, though.
John Mayer is seriously dabbling in scumbaggery lately, and his other activities have picked up. He clowned around with guys, then he was noted as making out with dudes, including that disgusting Perez Hilton, and I heard he had a threesome with two other dudes. Nothing against gays, but he is a creep no matter what his preferences are.
Nope, John Mayer is Super-Duper Cooper. Pretty much every good candidate for Crescent Kumquat has been eliminated except for Chace Crawford.
Crescent Kumquat=Chase Crawford
If CK is Crawford then the other guy must be older than 35 if it’s a “huge age gap”. Chace is 24.
Or….like 15 which is not likely
Bradley Cooper is considered to be Topher.Cooper is 35. Chace is 24. 11 year difference.
Yeah, CK was Chace Crawford general consensus.
but for the record i think its rpatz and bradley cooper
why is Rob Patterson every blind vice guess. Also I think Rob has been notted for this vice.
Jalisa, his name is not “Patterson”. It is “Pattinson”.
I’m not reading that mess. If it’s about another closeted star my guess is Robert Pattinson. Wasn’t Clooney talking about how hot he is. Maybe he’s putting out feelers.
MyBuzzFoto has a reveal today about JT using gay websites… maybe he could be one of these two using the net for gay dates?
JT as in Justin Timberlake. I always figured he like guys. He dated Cameron Diaz who dated Jared Leto for years, who doesn’t hide his sexuality, he is more like “whatever”. Also Cam dated Matt Dillon for years and there have always been gay rumors about him. I just figured she was a beard. Also now he is dating Jessica, and there are lesbian rumors around her.
Yep, Justin Timberlake. I don’t know whether to believe that reveal, it was my understanding that he sleeps around ALOT with only women and keeps the girlfriends around to keep his image clean (Either Lainey or Ted C. said that).
No, Justin Timberlake is Jerry Rock-Butt.
There are gay rumors about Matt Dillon? Seems like every woman I know between 25 and 45 in NY has been hit on by him at one time or another. Never heard about him hitting on guys.
Agree, NOT Matt Dillon who is a major womanizer.
Cresent- george cloony
Topher-rob patterson
It’s not “Patterson”!!! P-A-T-T-I-N-S-O-N
Ted only uses one name for his Blind Vice personas of interest no matter how many times they appear.
George is Slick Brick
Sorry to dissapoint you all but R.Pattinson isn’t the answer to every blind item for the past 12 months. Ted C. eliminated him and following guys:
Crescent isn’t Adrien Grenier, Penn Badgley, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Jackson Rathbone, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, John Mayer, Corbin Bleu, Taylor Kitsch, Jensen Ackles, Paul Wesley, Justin Bieber.
What about Taylor Lautner?
Too young
Chase Crawford is Crescent. Ted C. almost confirmed him months ago with his many hints.
Robert Pattinson isn’t the answer to every Blind Item. Sorry but Ted C. eliminated him.
Following guys were eliminated as Crescent: Adrien Grenier, Penn Badgley, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Jackson Rathbone, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, John Mayer, Corbin Bleu, Taylor Kitsch, Jensen Ackles, Paul Wesley, Justin Bieber.
It’s Chase Crawford, and this is the third time he writes about this guy.You should read the two previous one.
Joe Jonas? The line “If THAT DEMO only knew the truth!” sounds like a play on Demi Lovato who was once rumored to be dating him. He also looks similar to George Clooney and the age gap fits.
Well, which of these guys has a “hairy tuchas”?
i am sure that someone has already mentioned that crescent can refer to the moon… which could relate it to someone from twilight… teen beat… taylor lautner, very young at 17 maybe not thinking about the consequenses of being outed… more concerned about getting some?
Well, for the older one there is George Clooney and Alec Baldwin.
For the younger, I think Ian Somerhalder, Matt Bomer, Bradley Cooper or Chace Crawford.
Matt Bomer is very happily married.
http://www.queerty.com/why-is-white-collars-matthew-bomers-sexuality-such-a-secret-20091031/
I think you’re right, the older guy is one of these two, and my money’s on Clooney for this blind. His ever-changing list of unknowns are just red-herrings.
this blind reads like a math word problem..
Thank you and am I the only one who thinks Ted is making up blinds at this point?
I think sometimes they get overly convoluted while being reviewed by the lawyers
So Crescent is Chace Crawford…… ‘swap hair secrets’ makes me think Patrick Dempsey??
SO we know Crescent is on tiger beat, teenbop, etc. All the time. Take a look in a magazine shop sometime people, you are looking to old for our young boy. If their career depends on the tigerbeat demographic, then they are an often REPEATED COVER STAR. And with the restrictions listed, that gives us a limited list of “beat/bop” headliners Tay Leutner, Rob Pattinson, Chase Crawford, Ed Westwick, Zefron, Kellan Lutz, Sterling Knight, Nathan Kress, Joe/Nick JoBro, and David Archuleta.
Now, According to his YouTube page, Archie isn’t (and hasn’t been) in town right now, so a big city Craigslist hop would be a tough play for him.
Sterling is a little young, and doesn’t have the flair to be flamboyant, and he wasn’t famous enough to be known over the last year. Not to mention, JoBro’s have been around a little to long to have “emergence…over the last year or so”. Kress is cute, but probably not in the lime light enough, and has a super conservative christian mom watching his every move.
So now we’re down to Leutner, Pattinson, Crawford, Westwick, Efron, and Kellan. But if our boys are swapping hair secrets, it has to be someone known for good, lengthy, healthy hair. So say goodbye to Westwick, Efron, Leutner, and Lutz. They’re all sporting fairly short crops.
So we have RPatz, and ChaseCraw. Both young, both tigerbeat stars, both recently emerged with huge girl followings, both have great hair, and both are fairly gay, though… only one has been in photographs doing any guy-on-guy cuddling, only one has a somewhat “flaming personality” in interviews, and only one was hooked to another major female for like 10 days during the promotion for his show before they “broke up” without ever having been photographed together… and that one, is and that is our boy Chase.
As for Topher, from this we know he has good hair, and is older-ish, and from former posts, we know he is probably in his late 20′s to ealy 40′s, he is new on the fame scene and is kinda funny.
I am thinking we’re looking at Bradley Cooper. Reason being, Justin T., though an SNL funnyman, has short, immobile hair, George the same, and is too old, Pat Dempsey is too old as well, Baldwin has been in the business long enough to know better than craigslist, Adrien Grenier is actually straight (I know , right?), Tom Cruise is too famous, and John Mayer was on tour during the Topher Craigslist scandal posting.
Bradley-Crawford has to be our BG pair.
I still like Adrien Grenier Topher Hairy-Tuchas.
That blind came out just after we got to see way too many pics of Adrien frolicking in the sea with a rather large amount of hair rising from the back of his shorts.
The “crescent” clue tells me it’s a ‘Twilight’ actor. Among other uses, ‘crescent’ describes the shape of the moon when it is partially lit.
It’s an older blind than Twilight- this is the third one he’s been in.
Taylor Lautner and Bradley Cooper. Both are in the movie Valentines Day together. Taylor just oozes gay.
could be on the jonas brothers….but TED needs to use names that role easier off the tongue..toothy tile and Crescent kumquat…how silly.
I agree! But TC is silly for the most part. The remaining part is, well, blah!
who is grey goose?
Toothy Tile boyfriend….Austin Nichols
what about Tom Welling from Smallville?? I never see him with a chick other than on the show… Just throwing it out there.
Welling is married but there have been a lot of rumors that it’s your typical fake marriage. He’s been said to hook up with guys and even had this really big almost!scandal that he was doing the nasty with Jensen Ackles back when he was on the show.
Anderson Cooper???
is out isn’t he?
It’s well known, but he isn’t “out” per se
Exactly, much like Jodie Foster. It’s known, but there was never an official announcment, they’re never going to talk about it, and they’re not going to bring their SO to events with them. But yes, definitely gay.
By the way, I would like to see Ted C write one blind vice about a closeted star where he doesn’t ALSO bring up Toothy Tile. Seeing that name makes me absolutely f*#&ing bats@^# insane by now.
Yeah me too!!
Me thinks Toothy MUST read the blog or something for Ted to always bring him up, like Ted is teasing Jake…er I mean Toothy(!)
Also on todays (Sat) BBack Ted answers a question about stars coming out of the closet, where he agrees its not only the public the stars have to worry about but all the others in Hollywood who kept their secret. Might make some worried/angry and this too factors into their decision not to come out.
Agree that “Toothy Tile” is so of the past!
Some time ago, Jodie Foster’s brother claimed she is a lesbian. She denied it. She couldn’t play heterosexual scenes convincingly. One became embarrassed for her.
CK = Chace Crawford
THT = Bradley Cooper
by now, it’s apparent who Toothy is (J. Gyllenhaal). Grey Goose = Austin Nichols
Good work Mook and In the Biz. I agree with you both. It is Chance Crawford and Bradley Cooper.
THT isn’t BCoop. Ted said eleven months ago that he was a BV subject, and that was long before Topher showed up.
What if Topher is Matthew Morrison? I am not very familiar with AT so I might’ve missed some clues…
Ck is Taylor Lautner. Cresent, not Jackson R = New Moon. Justin beiber= He’s under age.
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