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The Jewelry is Real but the Relationship Isn’t

engagement ring 3BlindGossip – This actress is expecting a very special gift of jewelry soon from her actor boyfriend. After all, they’ve been dating for a while, they’ve met each other’s families, and they each get more press together than either one would get alone. So, it’s reasonable to expect that an engagement ring would be forthcoming, right? Um, yes, but not to her. The engagement ring is going to his very special boyfriend, who has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several years now. Oh, our actress might get a ring too, but although the jewelry may be real, all involved are very clear that the hetero sentiment is totally fake. Yes, she knows all about the other guy, and she knows that she plays a distant second to him, but she also really loves how the fake relationship boosts her image and her income. We personally think that a three-stone ring would be most appropriate. Not to symbolize their pas, present and future love for each other, but to symbolize all three of the people in the relationship.

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82 comments to The Jewelry is Real but the Relationship Isn’t

  • Duckie

    Zac and Vanessa or Hayden and Rachel…the Renee and Bradley Cooper fauxmance hasn’t been around long enough to go anything for Renee’s career. Plus she us a pretty big star on her own. Vanessa is more likely getting a career boost from being the girlfriend, and the boy in the shadows could be Lucas grabel. Though at this point I thunk efron gets more press alone than as a couple, so I’ll go with Hayden and Rachel.

    • LemonDrop

      thank you for saying exactly*** what I was thinking lol I agree

    • Abbe

      Rachel and Hayden are already engaged.

    • A

      renee’s personal star was sorta faded before she took up with brad. zac and vanessa are too young for engagement to be an obvious next step, whereas renee and brad are old enough that even though they havent been together for eons, they could feasibly get engaged. but didn’t she get a mrriage anulled, citing “false pretenses”, reportedly because some country star (her then-husband) was gay? doesn’t seem like the type to then willingly put herself in that situation.

  • ll

    katie and the douche bag

  • Emily

    I initially thought Hayden and Rachel, but they are already engaged. Bradley and Renee?

  • Nathalie

    Brad and Squinty is super recent isn’t it?
    I thought Jake and Reese, but they have this whole break up thing going on, not that this wouldn’t be more publicity for them both, especially since his Prince of Persia movie will be out relatively soon.

  • Oh My

    How pathetic!!!! To him, “Come out of the closet, life can be short!” To her, “Boost your career with talent, not foolery!”

  • ll

    russell brand & katie perry

  • Fandango

    I think this is either Zac and Vanessa or Renee and Bradley, it is an open secret that both the fellas are gay.

  • ll

    im starting to think every guy in hollywood is gay, all these blinds r starting to sound the same and na your right kp is a singer

  • Ash

    What the FREAK you guys!! Bradley Cooper is gay????

  • Gitano

    The “past, present, future” clue made me think it was someone associated with A Christmas Carol, either the most recent incarnation, or an earlier one. However, after minutes of exhaustive research, I have been unable to come up with anyone who would fit this except possibly Jennifer Love Hewitt (who was in a made for TV version of A Christmas Carol with Kelsey Grammar a few years ago), who got “engaged” to Jamie Kennedy this Fall but at the time had not yet received a ring (according to news reports). However, I’m not sure the other parts fit. Don’t know that the relationship is really bringing her that much publicity. So . . . never mind, but I still think that clue is significant.

  • Jen

    I’d guess the majority of men who pursue a professional acting career (not a hobby, but a real career) are gay. Let’s face it, these men are the same gay theater geeks we all knew in high school. I don’t really know any straight guys over the age of 8 who love to play pretend, ya know?

    • P

      I think there’s a high percentage of gays to straights in the entertainment industry. But don’t over react. If even most of them came out it would look like an avalanche since I think there’s about 3 or 4 out of closet now. That leaves many, many hiding. But, I don’t think it’s the majority unless you count the crafts and not just actors. THAT would drive it up with make-up, scenery, dancers, singers, etc. What disturbs me is how many people think being gay is bad. Hiding what or who you are is bad, not being gay.

      • anon

        It’s not that they think it’s bad so much as the producers, directors, the tabloids, the majority of moviegoers, the religious right, the tinker, tailor, soldier and spy!

  • Bigmama

    It’s Jim Carrey and his girlfriend

  • ED

    Lainey Gossip had pics of Squinty walking with possibly Brads parents. In the blind- it says they have already met each others families.

  • DavidB

    I’m with Renee and Brad except for the wording “boosts her image and her income”. Yes it boosts her image but I don’t understand the income angle. Yes, Renee is getting a little long in the tooth for romantic comedy but she is still a bigger star than Brad?

    As for the Zac guess I think he is a little young to have a boyfriend in the shadows for “several years”.

  • Mary

    Renee’s image and income do not need a boost. Not sure who it is but not Renee and Bradley.

  • phatwisha

    Hmmm Jim Carey & Jenny McCarthy is an interesting guess and would make sense with the clues in the Blind.

  • shoeaddict

    I’m laughing SO HARD about the Branee Coopee’ comment.

  • daisychainsaw

    I think it’s Coopee (LOL! it’s possible Jenny and Jim are in a fauxmance, even though I’ve never heard gay rumours about him. BUT, wasn’t she supposedly having an “affair” with dean mcdermott-spelling? if her bf really is gay, it would explain her need to get laid. hopefully she makes mcspelling cover up that tori tattoo while they’re banging. yikes!!!!!

  • Kate

    What about Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr?? They just shot down the rumor that they’re engaged right now, but one could be forthcoming. He definitely seems gay.

    I hope Bradley isn’t gay. I think he’s smoking.

  • Ian

    Renee and Bradley haven’t been together all that long, just a few months really. The blind says whoever it is has been dating for a while and his BF has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several YEARS. I like the Jim/Jenny guess. I never got a gay vibe from him, but one never knows. He’s still a big star and has definitely boosted her profile. If not them, them a couple with a similar dynamic. So who else has been “dating” or in a “relationship” for a few years but remain unmarried?

  • josie

    I think Renee and Bradley make sense, except they haven’t been together for all that long, have they? The blind doesn’t specify a number though – so I suppose a few months could be considered a decent amount of time (in Hollywood terms)
    Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have both publicly said on numerous occasions that they have no interest in getting married – so I’m not so sure about those too. Haven’t ever really heard any rumors re: Jim Carrey.
    Vanessa and Zac seem too young to match this guess.
    Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr could be a match – though I feel both their careers aren’t particularly strong. I guess a little stronger than if they weren’t together?

  • Fraud & Shadow-y Lovers

    Wait. Didn’t Renee divorce – or get an annulment from – Kenny Chesney on the grounds that he was a fraud? It’s been speculated that he is gay (or something else she found out about after their quicky marriage) and basically misrepresented himself to her. So it’s not logical that she would hook-up with another closeted gay man AND accept his shadow-y lover. Zellweger has integrity and she’d never knowingly beard a gay husband, which throws question on the whole “Bradley is Gay” theory.

    • Leva Kommint

      I recall a past blind about an actress / singer breakup: the singer didn’t give up his groupies and backstage action once he was married, and the actress saw that as an embarrassment or scandal waiting to happen. I figured it was Renee and Kenny Chesney. Anyone else recall that blind?

      If coming out is still seen as a kiss of death for an actor, perhaps she feels Bradley Cooper will keep his end of the bargain and be a safer bet…

      • ThatOneGuy

        Also, if I’m remembering correctly, the blind thought to be Bradley Cooper was about a young actor who had an affair with an older actor to get a job. This was around BC’s Alias days. If that blind was about BC, it doesn’t necessarily mean he’s gay or bi, just an opportunist. People will do some wild and crazy things for money/fame.

    • Nashvillian

      I live in Nashville, TN and among country music circles down here it’s essentially common knowledge that Kenny Chesney is gay. I don’t know about what happened with him and Renee, but I do personally know of men who have supposedly seriously dated Kenny.

  • Jillian

    Boo– I don’t think anyone would be making fun of Renee for being squinty if that were her actual appearance– it’s that squinty, kissyface she’s always making when posing.

  • rm

    Renee got out of a marriage to someone she allegedly labeled “Fraud”.
    So why would she go right back into a similar situation; instead of staying with the first one?

  • Fergie

    I think it’s Jim & Jenny. One tip-off was the tags on the post. It says ‘film, television’. If you read the wikipedia on Jenny she has done mainly TV. Jim is most famous for his movie roles (and yes, has done TV too). They started dating in 2005, as a pair they are more noteworthy than on their own, he definitely boosts her image, they seem almost ‘too perfect’ for each other, and both have said in interviews that they don’t need a piece of paper to prove their love. The blind says the ring will go to the boyfriend, not to her, so this makes sense, as he clearly doesn’t want to get married to Jenny. The part about the relationship affecting her income is a head-scratcher. We’d have to see what parts she has gotten since they started dating in 05. Also, his personal life has always seemed pretty under-the-radar. I never hear any gossip about him, which could explain the blind- if he IS gay he would work really hard to keep his personal life out of the press. My 2c!

  • MaryMac

    Hmmm is right….Jim was with Renee before for quite a while and she is certainly known for bearding.

  • Gabe

    Can’t be B Coop and Renee. He does nothing for her career, she’s still a bigger star than he is, Oscar and all. Didn’t know she was part Lapp, that explains a lot about the way she looks. I’d bet on Jim and Jenny. She certainly does get more press coverage as his girlfriend, and she gets invited to do more stuff when he’s around. Doesn’t she have anyone on the side either?

  • Brin

    The whole thing about having more press together than separately and also about waiting for several years makes me only think of Brangelina. There are ways to have a child together without sex!

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  • Cara

    I’m guessing Zac and Vanessa, they’ve been together for years now and are just old enough that the public wouldn’t freak out so much about them getting engaged. Plus, she’s been out of the spotlight a bit and would love something like this to put her back in it, I would think. It certainly would up her income. Brad and Renee have only been together a few months, she’s technically a much bigger star than he is (so she really doesn’t need him quite that much), and she annulled her marriage to gay Kenny on grounds of fraud, so it just doesn’t seem as likely. But hey, I could be wrong.

  • Holly

    Renee also dated George Clooney – so thats Jim Carrey, George Clooney and now Cooper.

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