He's Spending $1000 per Minute to Save His Marriage

runaway bride 1BlindGossip – This Hollywood couple’s marriage is on the rocks. He may be the more famous of the two, but she has definitely been an important trophy wife for him. Since he still wants to save his marriage, it would be extremely inappropriate for him to be seen dating anyone. So, instead, he has been hiring girls for overnight dates at several thousand dollars a pop. Since he only lasts about five minutes, the girls are making about one thousand dollars a minute. However, they are obliged to stay awake while he whines on for hours about how upset he is that his marriage is falling apart. Does anyone else see the irony here?

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83 comments to He’s Spending $1000 per Minute to Save His Marriage

  • sab

    i’m going to try to beat everyone else on this obvious guess:
    TOMKAT!!! :)

  • Tarn

    Well, it would be obvious, except that it’s girls the guy is hiring…. ;-)

  • GuyIncognito

    Bruce Willis

  • pinto

    CZJ and Michael Douglas

    • Lizzard

      I LOVE this guess! I think she is more a trophy wife than some of the others listed. Also, Michael will be in Wall Street 2: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS. I think that’s a pretty big clue. Could marriage on the rocks be a sort-of reference to “Romancing the Stone”?

    • kelno

      That’s who I immediately thought of as well!

    • Giraffic

      exactly who i was thinking of. and he is old mayb his junk dont work too good anymore!

    • jen

      yea, but mike like the sistas so.

    • super sleuth

      I’m going with this one because I think that a lot of these clues point to his resume. For instance:

      “marriage is on the rocks” – Romancing the Stone/Jewel of the Nile, War of the Roses
      “they are obliged to stay awake while he whines on for hours about how upset he is” – Disclosure
      “falling apart” – Falling Down

  • h00bydice

    Kelsey and Camille Grammer.

    Wasn’t there a blind recently that more or less outed Camille as having affairs with several ballers behind Kelsey’s back? Moreover, didn’t she anoint her Hollywood career as one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls?

  • sulkydog

    “Since he still wants to save his marriage, it would be extremely inappropriate for him to be seen dating anyone.” That seems to imply that they’re openly broken up or working on it. If you’re sneaking around, it’s not called dating. It’s called sneaking around.

    Still no clue though.

    And it ain’t: Tomkat. First the hirees are women and second, he can get all the scientology cooch he wants and they’re guaranteed not to say a word; he wouldn’t have to pay for it.

  • Lynn

    For some reason I think this is Christopher “Peter Brady” Knight and his ANTM wife. Adrienne somebody.

  • Word Up

    It doesn’t say the pair are both actors. What about a couple like Steven Spielberg and Kate Kapshaw?

  • Penny_lane

    What a Son of a bitch! Some people have an odd way of “saving a marriage”

  • lautre femme

    “the irony” I think is an important clue, that this guy is paying women to lay after his magnum opus and listen to his verbal one, which makes me think of how a psychiatrist listens to patients drone on…which points me towards Kelsey Grammar but why suggest hes the more famous of the two – who was she before they married (me=clueless)?

    • lautre femme

      so is it coincidence that Eonline has a KGrammar piece up today?

      The Hank star admits “faith in God” has helped him through his failed marriages, failed shows and other difficulties, but says he’s not really the church type.

      “I don’t go to church,” he says. “I read the Bible a lot. I’m fine with the Book of Matthew because there’s a lot in there about working out your own salvation.”

      does working out your own salvation = not divorcing but paying through the nose for a kind of absolution?

      • h00bydice

        does working out your own salvation = not divorcing but paying through the nose for a kind of absolution?.

        LMAO…I guess it does in Hollywood! But, also, BS-ing your way through will take you just as far there.

  • blueyes

    Aren’t BG’S pics usually hints? If so, the bride is a blonde which could be a hint.

  • Anon

    Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna

  • mkk

    David Duchovny and Tea Leoni….

    • jen

      i dont know about this guess, but ted casablanca said his marriage was fake, and i dont his wife would ever be classified as a trophy wife. The guy seem to be someone really famous.

  • duckie

    how about richard gere and his wife? the picture reminds me of runaway bride.

  • Nikki

    Banderas… She was moroe famous then him initially

  • yoyo

    Larry and Shawn King. Trophy wife. Old guy with no physical stamina but loves to talk. LOL

  • SJ

    Two important things: (a) The wife is a “trophy” wife which is typically a much younger wife and often a second or third wife; and (b) the clue says “she has definitely been an important trophy wife.” So, something about hooking up with his trophy wife was somehow IMPORTANT to him, his public image or his career — in a helpful way. The key is to figure out whose much younger wife has been so helpful in one of those ways that it would be noted or worth mentioning?

    Hooking up with Katie Holmes did NOT help Tom Cruise, if anything, it hurt him.

    Melanie Griffith may have helped make Bandaras’ a known figure in the U.S. but she sure can’t be helping him now.

    No one seems to know who Kelsey Grammer’s wife is, so how important could she have been to him?

    There seems to be a good argument that CZJ has helped Michael Douglass maintain some sex appeal status rather than being perceived as an old geezer (which he really is).

    Other couples with age differences where the man “may be more famous”:

    What about Annette Benning and Warren Beatty? She’s not a young whippersnapper now but she was when they got together.

    Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

    Howard Stern and new wifey

    • Ahorsenamedbill

      Kelsey Grammers wife is named Camilla n she was an MTV party chick with a wild reputation before they got married. He had to Pigmallion her so she could fit in with the Hollywood crowd(ettiquette lessons, speech, how to dress) I dont know her importance to him other than helping him stay sober n perhaps helping him with his relationship with his grown children(one doesn’t speak to him)
      I think it also fits Michael Douglas n CZJ to a certain degree but I think he would have been just as relevant (or not) without her
      Kelsey is my guess for best fit

      • Ahorsenamedbill

        Camille not Camilla

      • h00bydice

        Do you remember Kelsey’s marriage prior to Camille? Scandalous! His marriage to that stripper had every possible wanton, Hollywood ingredient imaginable. I can’t recall the details, but I think their divorce became quite the dirty business, too. With first one scandal and then another to do with that relationship, his rep took such a nose dive that he, ultimately, turned himself in for rehab.

        And, irony of all ironies, even though Camille was rumored to have formerly been one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls, she was quite a step up from the lunatic stripper. When she eventually showed up on his arm, Kelsey squired her around everywhere – like a trophy!

        • ahorsenamedbill

          I remember what a mess HE was. Constantly in trouble, addicted and always one step away from the “crash n burn”. Camille probably saved him from himself, so I would say that makes her important. I almost forgot, he recently had a serious heart attack and explained on late nite how important she was to him during that time.

          • lautre femme

            and together dont they have a charity now that she started because of a condition shes has? Id say despite her own beginnings in the biz, shes managed to help him restore his rep. Im sticking with this guess after all that time on Cheers, I can see him as a ‘minute man’.

        • pleaseno

          I remember seeing his half brother on maybe Geraldo or something around the time of his divorce suggesting that Kelsey had come on to him. Whomever was interviewing the brother (geraldo or somebody) just stopped the interview in its tracks. He was saying alot of wild things about his marriage and character.

  • Yan

    Dr. Phil and his wife.

  • Angery Blonde

    How about Ice-T and Coco? She is a pretty famous trophy wife.

  • [...] 2. “This Hollywood couple’s marriage is on the rocks. He may be the more famous of the two, but she has definitely been an important trophy wife for him. Since he still wants to save his marriage, it would be extremely inappropriate for him to be seen dating anyone. So, instead, he has been hiring girls for overnight dates at several thousand dollars a pop. Since he only lasts about five minutes, the girls are making about one thousand dollars a minute. However, they are obliged to stay awake while he whines on for hours about how upset he is that his marriage is falling apart. Does anyone else see the irony here?” [Blind Gossip] [...]

  • will

    You guys … Nicolas Cage. He’s broke, and he’s married to a sushi waitress who’s a lot younger than him. It never says she’s in the entertainment business, just that she’s a trophy wife.

    • OfCourse

      I like the Nick Cage guess!
      – “trophy” is like treasure, and he was in National Treasure. Also, according to several internet sources – this one Marie Claire, some people are refering to the young asian women who marry white men as the new trophy wife (or Woody Allen effect). Just read the article that mentions Nic and his wife: http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/advice/tips/asian-trophy-wife.
      – “several thousand dollars a pop” – He married Lisa Marie Presley, who was married to the King of Pop MJ; Also, some refer to Elvis as the “King of Pop”, who he (sort of) played in “Leaving Las Vegas.”
      – “Pop” and “wining” could also refer to popping wine corks – his uncle Francis Ford Coppola has a winery.
      – “thousand dollars a minute” – He was in “Gone in 60 Seconds”
      – Also “ironic” is that he was in the movie “Family Man” which isn’t really working for him.
      – “Marriage” is said a few times, and he was in “Peggy Sue Got Married”

      • h00bydice

        I have to admit, you’ve done an excellent job of deciphering the clues.

        I’d like to add one more thing to the Nick Cage theory: in light of his financial brouhaha, it makes perfect sense that this blind could be about him. What better way to minimize an impending divorce settlement than to declare that you’re bankrupt!

        • OfCourse

          Thanks! And l see the irony! Nic’s last name is Cage, but it seems he is anything but stuck. This guy is straying more than wild dog. If he was smart, he’d put himself in one (or at least stay close to home) to save his marriage.

  • Nina

    Donald Trump and his squint eyed wife

  • mellydubs

    Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky (spelling?)

  • d

    bg- there are clues in here right? the blinds are becoming harder and harder!

  • [...] 2. “This Hollywood couple’s marriage is on the rocks. He may be the more famous of the two, but she has definitely been an important trophy wife for him. Since he still wants to save his marriage, it would be extremely inappropriate for him to be seen dating anyone. So, instead, he has been hiring girls for overnight dates at several thousand dollars a pop. Since he only lasts about five minutes, the girls are making about one thousand dollars a minute. However, they are obliged to stay awake while he whines on for hours about how upset he is that his marriage is falling apart. Does anyone else see the irony here?” [Blind Gossip] [...]

  • Lynn

    Has Charlie Sheen learned his lesson?

  • irishdragongirl

    Posh and Becks. The trophy could easily refer to soccer.

  • lolzer

    Christopher Knight and Adrienne Curry? Really, guys? How would she even be considered a trophy wife? CZJ and Michael Douglas sounds like a great guess- her career was heating up, but she slowly took a backseat to his and family. At this point all she has to do is show up glamorous on the red carpet next to him.

    But being that this is BG, that picture certainly does look like a Runaway Bride…

  • NewOne

    im all for the CZJ and Michael guess….especially about the sex part….

  • mmmmm

    Has to be Charlie Sheen…………his wife is quite trophie like & in the biz for a while! (but in the background in the movie biz)

  • JR

    did this come out before the prejean larry king interview? where she said he was being inaproriate.? it says ” it would be extremely inappropriate ”

    could it possibly be Larry King?

    I think he has a trophy wife, who is much younger i think.. but not sure how that is important in his field..

    but would be ironic that he’s doing all the whining and talking since he usually asks the questions…

    but could he even last 5 minutes? since he’s in his early hundreds’ no? i kid i kid…

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