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Put on a Fake Smile for One More Year

woman fake smilePopBitch – This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn’t blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour’s boy-toy, however, doesn’t like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well.

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91 comments to Put on a Fake Smile for One More Year

  • DavidB

    I can see Reese and Jake entering into an arrangement but I am at a loss why she would be “contractually bound” to it. I could see that when a lesser starlet beards for a better known male star. However Reese is at least a famous as Jake and I don’t see why they would go to extent of a contract.

  • Tuxedo

    Yep totally Reese and Toothy.

  • Reese and Jake totally, but I agree with DavidB – why contractually bound? so odd….

  • RT

    Hayden Christenson and Rachel Bilson?

  • Leah

    Reese and Jake. The “Hollywood Golden girl” gave it away.

  • vTONIc

    I second Reese & Jake.

  • Meg

    Reese has a new interview in InStyle magazine this month in which she talks about how Jake is such a great cook and how they spend weekends in the country with her kids. I wonder if that is an example of one of the beautiful stories the blind is referring to?

  • Mimi

    either Jake/Reese or Hayden/Rachel

  • ladymarmalade

    Reese and Jake.

    And that picture is terrifying.

    • Gitano

      ITA on the picture. My 6-year old just walked up behind me while I had the page up and screamed and ran away. Stop traumatizing young children, BG!

  • Kinky

    i want to know who the guy that is not interested in playing second best??

  • Ben Dover

    reese probably doesn’t get the full amount until after the contract is completed. austin nichols is the boy-toy.

  • Bonita AppleBaum

    I have 2 words why Reese would be committ to a contract -Jennifer Anniston-. After her husband cheated on her and left her for another woman she would rather die than look like the one that couldn’t keep a man. She doesn’t want pity. This is a win-win for both Reese and Jake. She gets to have a relationship that looks perfect to the world. She doesn’t have to worry about Jake out there with another woman, and Jake gets Austin and a good cover for his life.

  • Inquiring Mind

    Too many options! Will/Jada, Katie/Dufus Cruise, Becks and Posh, Toothy and Reese, Zac… any bearded closeted guy could be the winner…

  • Dreamyvelvet

    Those poor kids..to have to put up with Hollyweird crap and living in some elaborate fake life that their mom, the beard, and Jake, the purse. deem suitable via contract. Oh the lies they weave..and will be exposed on the internet soon…not having a bubble on this one though.

  • elf

    Reese & Jake, but she needs the cover as much as he does. Rumor is she is into the women and did what ever she had to do to be a famous actress. It’s like she studied the life/cover up of Tommy Girl and saw her ticke to fame.

  • duh!

    Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhaal fakemance

  • Ann

    It’s Reese. The only convincing character that she played is Tracy Flick from Election and there’s a reason for that. Reese is the real life Tracy who would do anything for her career.

  • yer mom

    Why would Jake feel like he needs to appear straight if he’s not? He was in the most well-known, groundbreaking gay film years ago, no one would care if he were gay!

    • Jalisa

      I don’t think Hollywood would care. But I think the public would care. At least some. America isn’t as tolerant as people say it is.

      • Jane Doe

        Who says America is tolerant? No gay marraige, water boarding, evangelical right wing… I don’t think anyone is accusing America of being tolerant.

      • ahorsenamedbill

        Jalisa, you are correct! A lot of America is not as tolerant about their leading men/women!
        I currently live in the midwest and I’ll tell ya it’s a freak show! Everyday someone says something that blows my 21st century mind and occasionally, I feel the need to beard my own liberal lifestyle, just to keep peace and remain accepted in the community.
        Hollywood is not as tolerant of their “golden girls/boys” living out and proud. It all comes down to the bottom line $$$$$!
        If a private citizen feels the need to do it, then it can’t be that hard to imagine a star having to hide, afterall they make these studios hundreds of millions.
        This has to be contractual between them. None of the bearding setups are done on a hand shake, that would not be good business sense for either parties.
        Reese probably had this setup worked out (TypeA productions/personality) as she was breaking up with Ryan Phillipe, and maybe now she has healed from that breakup and is ready to move on, hence the exasperation of yet another year of fakery. Or maybe she’s sick of Jake and Austins’ whining about “living a lie”
        Off soapbox now

    • anon

      hollywood would care in that he would no longer get the male romantic lead roles anymore. that’s the way it works. he’ll still act, but it becomes less believable if there’s a huge story about him coming out. his range of roles would be limited – not by his talent but by the big producer men not wanting to put him in a role where he’s the straight romantic lead. it’s not a sure thing that enough money would be made because it’s less believable. a lot of people wouldn’t be able to get past it. it’s a shame.

    • Le Singe

      so he can get roles as a heart throb to teenage girls and young women. These roles tend to be in summer block buster type movies and pay serious jack. The ‘party line’ thinkng is if you are openly gay studios shy away from you in those roles because you don’t have as much of the fanatical screaming girls chasing you everywhere 9and paying to see everything your in 8 times). Because part of loving a celeb of the opposite sex very often involves some sort of hidden (or not) lustful/romantic fantacy involving them. Which (according to the ‘party line’)is harder for ppl to have for you b/c they know your not interested.

      Not saying I agree (or disagree) with this thinking. Just saying this is what you alway here the thinking is. Hollywood could give a crap if they’re gay on a moral level they just think it would hurt sales.

    • jen

      actually they would remember hollywood is all about image, and some of these hollywood stars stock would plummet if their fans find out.But i believe that you should embrace a celebrity art if you are a fan, what goes on in their lives is their business.

  • ninja kitty

    Reese and Jake for the win… That picture will haunt my dreams forever lol!

    • KimiD

      Has anyone else realized that the pic in this BI looks like a joker face?? Heath and Jake were close friends…I know the pics are usually random and unrelated unless the BI is from BG itself, but just sayin….

  • pattherat

    Renee And the cooper

  • Brandi

    He should be the next Rupert Everett. Be the gay bff in all the big budget romantic comedies…it could work

  • lautre femme

    Stefanson and Spadr

  • tina

    I say Kristin Stewart and Rob Pattinson

  • Jami

    Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

  • Nina

    My God we have to endure another year of staged photo ops before Reese and Jake finally end the showmance? At least there is hope that Jake will get his balls and dignity back once the bearding contract ends. Reese’s In Style interview was the biggest bunch of phony BS ever.

  • Former prancing pony

    Fred and Wilma Flinstone

  • Reader

    I saw J&R together a few times in LA. They are for real. Aniston or Zellweger is much more likely.

    • Reese The Beard

      Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are 100% fake and there are hundreds and hundreds lame photo ops pictures to prove it.

    • just a thought

      maybe J and R are together for real but neither Jennifer or Rene have been doing interviews about their happy home life. Jennifer apparently isn’t dating anyone.

  • lamm

    No one explained adequately about the contract. It still doesn’t make sense.

    If both parties need beards, why the contract?

    Yes, just about all the male leads have, or have had beards or contracts. However, the public doesn’t want to know.

    Some of the biggest boxoffice stars in the history of movies were bi. They sired children for whatever reasons, but their first choices were mostly young up-and-comers!
    Practically everyone in the industry knows who they are; but they will never reveal it to the reporters. But others will talk; esp. after they’ve retired!

  • monde

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN & RACHEL BILSON… the WEIRDEST HW couple Ive ever seen plus both are Dlisters and badly needs some drama over their nowhere going careers!

  • rn

    Still no adequate explanation, re: Jake and Reese.
    If both need beards, why the contract?

    Besides, isn’t Reese richer than Jake? She doesn’t need the money that badly!

    • Jalisa

      I don’t think Reese needs a beard. Also sometimes its just the hollywood companys that bring them together. Just like back in the day with Rock Hudson and Phyllis Gates. Their production company set them up.

      Jennifer Aniston has bearded for a few celebs. I believe to remain in the spotlight.
      Rene Zwellweger is the ultimate beard for some. The only reason I think she do it is to remain in the spotlight.

  • Mery

    Aniston, Zellweger and Rachel Bilson don’t fit the clues – none of them is “back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life”.

  • Who know's

    Reese’s reason is two words alright, Ryan’s girlfriend.

    Of course Jake could be straight and totally in love with Reese.

  • fauxmance contract

    “If both parties need beards, why the contract?”

    You expect phony celebrities to trust each other? Celebrities always use contracts to protect their interests and privacy, everyone who works for them has to sign confidentiality agreement.

  • Like Bonita said Reese doesnt want pity she rather continue spinning beautiful stories about her romance with Jake. Hey, If I were an actress in Hollywood I too would spin beautiful stories about my “perfect life”

  • Jami

    I doubt the Reese and Jake guess because why would she let her kids get emotionally attached to Jake all these years if it was a fake sham relationship? I wouldn’t think she would do that to her children.

    • SJ

      For this reason, among others, I agree this is NOT Reese. She is a mother who would not allow her children to become emotionally involved in a long-term “fake” relationship.

      Also, I posted something like this in response to another blind a while ago, but too many readers and posters on these blind gossip websites are obsessed with homosexuality. Every attractive, successful person in Hollywood is not gay. Every nice guy with good style is not gay. So many of these rumors probably come from jealous competitors trying to get a leg up on their acting competition, or people willing to say anything for money. Scandal sells and the plain boring truth doesn’t. It doesn’t mean that scandal is always (or even often) true.

    • Us Weekly

      Jake does NOT live with Reese – you really shouldn’t believe tabloids and Hollywood PR teams.

  • Cat

    There is no way Rachel Bilson is a B+/A- actress. I would go with Reese and Jake – outside chance it’s Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck – everyone knows they are on the rocks.

    • Cat

      I am replying to my own post – Rachel Bilson is not a Hollywood Golden girl….I say it’s Reese and Jake…Wasn’t Jake spotted with Austin Nichols at a Lakers game last year??

  • Hollywood fakers

    Of course this is Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal.

    This “relationship” consists only of photo ops, tabloid stories prepared by Reese’s PR team and Jake acting as escort, helping promote “so happy after divorce” Reese, Avon and her movies (she doesn’t beard for nothing).

    People who follow this showmance know that from the very beginning – Reese and Jake are actors but aren’t that good in faking.

    • P

      Don’t be so harsh, “Hollywood fakers.” Both Reese and Jake are very good actors. Just read the comments across the board from all of their fans who think they are so cute and can’t wait til they get married and have babies. But I will admit the strain is starting to show for Jake in his pix. And as for Reese’s latest “revealing” discussion in the mags about Jake? She could be reading from a script. “He’s a great cook.” They like to spend time at her ranch and grow cucumbers. Sexxxy, huh? I’m just wondering how she justifies this for her kids’ welfare. But it’s all a phony as a three dollar bill.

  • just a thought

    My first thought of the pic was that it had no chin.

  • just a thought

    And to be fair, the item doesn’t mention anything about the famous male actor being gay, so it could be Jake G whether you believe he’s gay or not. No one including Lainey, Reese and Jake’s biggest supporter in gossip believes that this is not a showmance.

  • n

    yeah, the way the media reports things,the way BI’s are written, you would think everyone in hollywood is gay. I’m not buying it, a handful yes, but not that many as people speculate. People make things up just for the sake of it, or to have something to report on, or to make money etc, just saying. No one truly knows exactly what goes on in these people’s personal lives.

    But, i’m going to guess Reece & Jake as well. Hollywood truly is weird, if this is Jake & Reece, they have SERIOUS mental problems to go along with a fake relationship for so long! And Reece has been ’spinning’ stories about her & Jake recently

  • Barry

    what is with you people? this is Tommy Girl and the Robot. She signed a contract so that he would take paternity for the baby. She gets x millions for staying and he kicks her out before common property kicks in (10 years in CA? that is why he kicked nicole “I’m all natural except for the botox and plastic surgery addiction” kidman).
    Robot tells everyone that life is great and has what W magazine called “a mirthless smile.” love that term.

  • DonnaD

    I’m going out on a limb, but I say it’s Heidi & Spencer, but that’s giving them too much credit saying that they are “actors”

  • Stallz

    Yeesh, the picture even looks like Reese at Halloween.

  • mmmmm

    There is no way on the planet Reece would put her children through any of that…….

  • Vin

    “There is no way on the planet Reece would put her children through any of that…….”

    LOL, through what???

    Jake doesn’t live with Reese and he seldom spends any time with her and her kids.

    As far as kids are concerned, Jake is Reese’s gay friend.

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