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Trading Up Comes Crashing Down

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[Blind Gossip] Once upon a time, many years ago, a couple got married.

They were the complete package.

They were physically attractive, had high-flying careers and plenty of money, and were surrounded by powerful friends.

They were practically royalty!

Princess even thought her Prince would be President of The United States someday!

Prince turned out to be a cheater.

Oh, and he had a nasty substance abuse problem, too.

They divorced.

That should have been the end… but Princess never quite gave up on the fairy tale.

Fast forward several years later. Princess met someone who she believed had the same potential that Prince once did.

He was very ambitious and came from a rich and famous and powerful family. We’ll call him Junior.

He told her that he wanted to be President of the United States someday.

Well, that’s all Princess needed to hear!

The fact that Junior was married and had a fidelity problem of his own did not concern her.

Long story short, Junior ditched that pesky wife and is now with Princess.

Princess and Junior have spent the past couple of years together, happily planning their future as POTUS and FLOTUS.

Princess even likes comparing Junior to her first husband, Prince.

She tells everyone that she has really traded up. She says it is ironic that she will probably live in The White House before [Prince] does!

She really wants to have [Junior’s] family name.

However, this fairy tale might not have a happy ending.

Everything has come crashing down. Junior’s future prospects are now dimmed.

What will Princess do?

She is a little shocked. She didn’t sign up for this. She doesn’t know if she should stay or go. She doesn’t want to be part of a hated family. She doesn’t know if they can bounce back from this or if it’s over.

Poor Princess.

Maybe some more Botox would make her feel better?

Similar: The Replacement Plan

Prince:

Princess:

Junior:

[Optional] Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Will Princess ever be FLOTUS?  Please use people’s real names and keep your comments civil.

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  7. the skeptic says

    Prince: Gavin New some
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donald Trump Jr

    Yes, the family will probably bounce back. No, Guilfoyle will not be FLOTUS.

  10. MelisZ says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle (sp?) & Don Jr. First hubby was Gavin Newsome.

    Somehow Trump always seems to land on his feet. So, I wouldn’t count him out for good. Time will tell.

  12. velmasboytoy says

    Prince — Gavin Newsom, Princess — Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior — Don Jr.
    I sincerely hope that we will not see anymore Trumps in public office, including Kimberly.
    Oh, God, I’m just so tired of all of this!

    • zappy2020 says

      I did not vote for Trump – don’t like him but thinking objectively he could win again. None of his family members have his charisma and his brashness – so no I don’t think there is a successor in the family.

      Also, the Democrats got their act together for this election – registered people to vote (they came to my freind’s house t 10 P.M. to urge him to register) – had people vote early – had them vote by mail.

      It worked. As to Kimberly – already gone.

    • TeacherKat says

      They sure did have a plan. Vote early, and vote often, and don’t let people check to make sure each vote cast was a legal vote. Vote harvesting should not beallowed, either.

  18. Gemzan says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Don Trump Jr

    No, his family is now political poison. Guilfoyle is an opportunist and will try to look for a new rising star before jumping ship- but she’s now poison too.

  20. GretaGuesses says

    Kimberly Guillfoyle and Donald Trump, Jr.

    I am sick of the hate toward President Trump and his family. His policies have actually been pretty good. I didn’t vote for a National Pastor or Mr. Congeniality. I think we’re in for terrible times, at least those of us who value freedom, free speech, personal Liberty and personal responsibility…government out of our lives for the most part. I abhor Communism, and fear we’re headed that way.

    • TeacherKat says

      I agree. I’m still puzzled by the hatred. I like peace in the middle east (and Islamic extremism has been on the decline the last 5 years) and not getting involved in more wars. Unemployment numbers were great until covid. Was he perfect? Nope. I wish he would have put away Twitter as well. But under the left, we are already seeing crackdowns on free speech and other classical liberal ideals. People are so ready to snitch on those with “wrong think” its scary!

  26. scooter28 says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom.
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle.
    Junior: Donald Trump, Jr.

    The Trumps will not bounce back from this. They betrayed the American people by encouraging an attack on the Capitol. Princess will never be FLOTUS.

  30. liv972 says

    Prince: she married Gavin Newsome and was 1st Lady of San Francisco
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donal Jr Trump

    [Optional] Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Will Princess ever be FLOTUS?
    It’s over, they are out. She will never be FLOTUS. She better finds another wealthy man and keep quiet without any political ambition.

  33. Timeless says

    Obviously Kimberly Guilfoyle with ex-husband Gavin Newsom and current guy Trump Jr. I remember an article from 15 years ago that referenced her bicoastal marriage and their plans to be the next Camelot couple. And even back then she was prone to making crude sexual comments. None of the 3 are likeable at all. I’ve disliked Newsom for years since he had an affair with his top staffer’s unstable wife. And I find Guilfoyle and Don Jr. tacky and annoying.

  40. sazfoz says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom

    Princess: Kimberley Guilfoyle

    Junior: Don Trump Jnr

    The Trumps will not be able to come back from this. Melania will leave, Ivanka and Jared have destroyed their reputations and Donald will see out his days playing golf.

  41. RomanHans says

    Let me be the 5,379th BGer to say Newsom, Guilfoyle, and Trump Jr. Just posting to say KG has napalmed her career and to speculate about her next move:

    KG: “Wow! Like you said, Mike, this really is America’s best pillow!”

  43. ItsBouquet says

    It took me a while to work this one out:

    Gavin Newsome
    Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Donald Trump Junior

    I doubt Princess will stick around, she seems to be a trophy hunter. So, if she’s FLOTUS it won’t be with Junior it’ll be with some other poor sod.

  45. aaaCosmo says

    Donald Trump Jr
    Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Gavin Newsom

    I think the media would like everyone to believe that this family is hated. However, I think there are probably about 75+ million from the U.S. alone that doesn’t give a rats butt what the media says.

  46. theheb says

    Prince: Gavin newsom

    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Junior: Donald trump jr.

    Optional: I feel like they have a large enough base of crazy that will still subscribe to them but otherwise, they are done.

  47. hushedtones says

    Gavin Newsom

    Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Donald Trump Jr

    If she’s that power-hungry she should focus on her own career and not bagging a series of unreliable men. God hopes the Trumps are done for but who can be sure these days?

  53. ILoveRArmitage says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle (Newsom)
    Junior: Donald Trump Jr
    The Trumps will never bounce back now. Too many good people saw this and were horrified to ever be on their side again.

    • TeacherKat says

      Saw what? He told people to be peaceful. He told them to go home. He is right to think the election was fraudulent. What are people supposed to think when they spent the first three years looking into “Russian collusion” (that was Hillary, by the way) for the 2016 election, impeached him for the crime Biden committed, and then no one would even look into all of the vote irregularities for this election? People are fed up. Most were peacefully protesting…

  56. kelaudk says

    Gavin Newsom
    Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle
    Donald Trump Jr.
    No they will never bounce back. That name is ruined for at least a few more generations, & I doubt that Kimberly will ever be First Lady.

  59. butwhytho says

    Prince: Newsom

    Princess: Guilfoyle

    Junior: Trump Jr.

    Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Nope, not a chance.
    Will Princess ever be FLOTUS? Um, maybe if she keeps “trading up”

  60. kellyp says

    Donald Trump Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former Mrs. Gavin Newsome (who has his own set of political problems at the moment).
    I don’t know. America is a forgiving nation. At least Don was able to come up with the unequivocal statement that his father couldn’t.
    I heard an interview with Jr where he was saying how opposed the military-industrial complex was to his father. He was saying the same thing that Glen Greenwald does about the spying,etc. We should be worried when two opposites…

  71. sff060512 says

    Gavin Newsome
    Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Don Jr

    Never liked her. Definitely don’t like Newsom, hope he’s recalled. Don Jr. has more prospects than media lets on but his goals are not political office. Guilfoyle is too self absorbed to see Trump was grooming Ivanka for politics, not Jr. She’s reaped what she’s sown. Don’t feel a bit sorry for her.

  74. august2019 says

    Don Jr and Kimberley

    Optional: The Trumps can bounce back. The mainstream media here in the US suppressed all good news about Trump and all bad news about the Dems. Democrats have been signaling violence to their base since 2015 when Trump announced his candidacy and it all came to a head this spring and summer when they encouraged the riots and bailed out rioters. I actually think they organized the riots. The mainstream media no longer represent almost Americans.

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