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Her Emergency Face

[Blind Gossip] This female celebrity actually had no intention of isolating herself for the next few weeks/months.

You see, she was actually planning to use this down period to get some plastic surgery!

She wanted to get her face freshened up.

However, her plans were foiled when her plastic surgeon’s office – yes, she’s had work done before – declined to schedule her for surgery.

We let her know that all supplies and facilities that would normally be available to us were needed to deal with the national health crisis and that we were only handling emergency surgeries. All elective procedures would need to be postponed [to a date in the future].

Our singer is one of those celebrities who is always preaching to others about how they need to care about the world and have compassion for others, so we’re sure she completely understood the situation and gracefully withdrew her request.

Right?

Ha!

She started yelling about how this WAS an emergency and that for all the money she spent [with us], we needed to figure out a way to get this done!

No.

Sorry, Singer, but you don’t have a prayer of getting what you want right now. You and your face will simply have to wait…

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Singer:

[Optional] Are you staying home right now? Are you bored or keeping yourself busy? What are you doing?

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  2. fiddlesticks says

    Madonna? Though not sure how much more work is possible on her face!

    Yes, I’ve been at home nearly 2 weeks now and am missing the outdoors so much! Lots of wine and podcasts..

  3. zappy2050 says

    Madonna – clue – prayer.

    I don’t think people who do plastic surgery have any idea how bad they look.

    The only exception is Demi Moore, she had work done and it was flawless but I am baffled because if she has such a good plastic surgeon why hasn’t she/he been able to fix her daughter’s chin.

    I am not being rude. A young lady in my town fixed her chin at 17 years old – it looks absolutely fabolous.

  5. thedancer says

    Madonna. “A prayer” – Like a prayer.

    Yes, I am staying in. I am playing video games, exercising, reading, and watching movies.

  6. Crandahl says

    Madonna for sure. It won’t help, her ego will shine through.
    I am learning how to make French pastry, been locked down tight for 15 days! I have RA and my husband is the new sheriff here, can’t book for any reason. Drat!

  7. Katmandu says

    Madonna. Husband and I have been retired a while, he doesn’t go out, I have stocked us with supplies for months. I miss lunches with the girls, cooking with friends, the library, shopping….other than a constant low-level thrum of anxiety, life is not that different. We are very quiet and introverted. I just worry about other people. I watch nature shows on tv with my purring old cat curled up by me, husband reads in his room – then we switch, I go read and he watches his tv shows, lol.

  9. aaasuzyq says

    Madonna, of course.

    Reading the comments it seems that the rest of us are doing useful and/or fun things in our isolation. Pathetic Madge is stuck with the addictive need to chase fame in her 60’s. This will not end well.

  11. ghostrider44 says

    Madonna. She must have found someone to do it because her face looks so different and really puffy in her most recent video. She needs to stop.