[Blind Gossip] Selling records is good, but it’s not particularly profitable. Musicians make money by touring. That’s the bottom line.
If you book venues and fail to fill them, you lose money and you hurt your reputation. You’ve got to fill those seats. A failed tour is not an option.
This performing couple is desperate. Cancel some dates? Close off parts of the venues? Give away tickets? Feign production problems? Feign an illness or injury? Feign a pregnancy?
We don’t know what they are going to do. However, there is one idea that is getting tossed around that is shocking even to us: For the first time ever, this couple is considering releasing a sex tape!
We don’t know if it’s a home movie or some staged, gauzy production piece that’s being made specifically for this purpose. But the fact that they are even considering this shows how desperate they are!
You know who would really laugh if she knew about this? The woman whom the couple thinks is classless because she rose to fame on a sex tape. Oh, the irony!
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[Optional] What do you think they will wind up doing?