[Blind Gossip] This female singer was talking about how she would like to celebrate her next birthday.
She mentioned a few things, but then said that what she REALLY wants is a huge cake shaped like a dildo and a huge bowl of coke! She even held out her arms in a circle to show how big she wanted the bowl to be. Then she laughed and said that maybe she’d better not because someone would probably take a photo and publish it.
Well, a girl can still dream, can’t she?
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