EOnline – [ChubbyA is an actor who] used to be so cute, in that trash-collector-hit-the-lottery-and-got-a-makeover kinda way. Always something likable about his in-your-face appeal, totally doable, too. Until he decided bad TV was his thing and Sara Lee was his lady, along with all those real-life ladies you have to purchase. ChubbyA’s unhappy in his marriage, big deal. [Go] to Vegas and order a hooker to the club where you’re having a drink instead of straight to your hotel room? Total loserville on so many levels. You must truly be desperate. And It Ain’t: John Travolta, Scott Baio, Howie Mandel
BlindGossip – Girl 1 and Girl 2 have been friends for a long time. Girl 1 is clearly the more well-known and high profile of the two. While both have had their share of man troubles, Girl 1 has had extra press scrutiny in the past year based on some revelations about the demise of her relationship. Girl 2 has always been a good and supportive friend, and has always backed her pal both privately and publicly. Unfortunately, Girl 1 is not at all happy about the latter. In fact, she just told Girl 2 to “Shut the f*** up” and let her handle her own business with the press.
BlindGossip – Which married actress needs to do a better job selecting her one-night stands? Unhappy in her marriage to another celebrity, she thought she was being discrete in her selection of boy toys by choosing another actor with a familiar name. Unfortunately, the boy toy has a big mouth and aspirations of superfame, and sees her as his ticket into the big time. He has been making mention of her name and their liaison at multiple auditions in the hopes that it will help him move him up from supporting actor to star.
Daily Mirror – Which mature married star went home with at least 10 girls’ numbers in his little black book? The naughty boy was eyeing up lovelies all weekend.
NY Post – Which wife of a top Lehman executive went on a $132,000 shopping spree at the Americana Manhasset Mall the day after her hubby filed for bankruptcy?
CDAN – This married A list country singer has a very jealous wife. She has toned it down lately [but the jealousy might] come raging back when she discovers why her husband saw a doctor twice while he was on the road recently.
Downfront2 – This woman is married to a very popular comedian. His comic act is very rude and vulgar, and he seems to hate his wife. A lot of people ask how his wife puts up with his behavior. She’s got the kids and a big hold on his wallet. She loves the money and the high lifestyle. She could care less about him. She just sends him out to get that paper.
BlindGossip – Which athlete and entertainer are dating on the sly? One of them lives with an unsuspecting spouse, the other with a steady. The couple are bound to be discovered, though. Too many people have seen at least one of the intimate texts he sends each day extolling the impact her warmer bits have on his private parts.
Which celebrity couple had a secret wedding but still haven’t told anyone except their immediate families? One is more famous in the acting world than the other, but you would recognize both names from the small screen. He wouldn’t mind telling people, but she is extremely protective of their privacy after a negative experience with the paparazzi taking an unflattering photo of her a while back. bg
BlindGossip – Which soon-to-be-announced celebrity couple split will get really ugly if the truth about the husband’s activities are revealed? They have made plans to play nice in public and pretend that their breakup is amicable and mutual, but it is unknown whether the wife will be able to keep up the facade, because right now she can barely contain her rage over his behavior. She flipped out once when she found out he was cheating. Again when she found out that he was cheating on her with a man. And a third time when she found that his down low behavior had resulted in him giving her a nasty STD.
He’s a megastar by all standards. He is mediocre-talented at his non-thespian career, but there’s nothing mediocre about his looks. His equally famous wife is just the topping to his life. He’s pretty much the dude every guy wants to be and every gal wants to nail. He has no problem stepping out on his honey and family. He’s just careful as hell when he does it. Every lady is required to sign on the dotted line of a confidentiality contract before she’s allowed between the sheets. And it isn’t Kobe Bryant, Gavin Rossdale, or Seal. eo
Downfront2 – Sometimes it doesn’t pay to listen to your mother. This singer is trying to downplay his marriage to help salvage his career, but his very pregnant wife isn’t going anywhere. She plans to stay married to the singer despite his mother’s publicity machine.
BlindGossip – Hollywood couple, one more famous than the other, both are household names. Everything looks pretty on the outside, but she has a dark secret. While working on a project, she had a brief affair with another performer with whom she had some history. That fling resulted in a child. She is terrified about what would happen to her relationship and family and reputation and career if her husband found out that he was not the baby’s father. It’s bound to happen eventually, though, because the fling has a very distinctive look, and the child is looking more and more like him with every passing day.
CDAN – Married, former A list singer. Wife not with him. Went straight for the drag queen at a party in the last few days. Did not leave his side once. Interesting.
CDAN – This married A list director enjoys perusing escort sites and calling one to come over to his hotel room, especially when he is on the road. In this instance though he was in town, but was put up in a hotel because he had been doing press earlier in the day. Before heading home to the missus, he decided to call up his favorite agency and they sent someone over. Well imagine the shock on the face of both our director and the escort when it turned out to be the cousin of the wife’s director. They had just seen each other at a family gathering two days prior. There were a lot of umms, but both decided it would be just a little too strange to do anything. Most guys would have gone home to the wife, but not our director. He called up the agency and got someone else.
Editor’s Note: We think that the story makes more sense if the escort “turned out to be the cousin of the director’s wife”.
Downfront2 – This actress has finally landed a married man. She tore her way through married actors, singers and athletes, and now she’s got her married man. He’s so smitten that he’s ready to go public. He has already bought his mistress a condo.
BlindGossip – Which divorce will get even more complicated when multiple affairs are uncovered? Everyone thinks that one party was at fault because they were out of control and having an affair. The truth is that BOTH were having affairs. The couple wants to hustle the divorce process along, but once the paramours start coming out of the woodwork and talking, it’s going to get very complicated and very ugly and very expensive.
CDAN – What singer and I use that term loosely is running out of money fast? The reason? Her fairly new husband is now acting as her business manager and using her bank account as his own personal ATM. In the short time they have been married she has lost almost $5M all because of him.
Daily Mirror – Which ex-footy star has been playing away with two blonde beauties behind his wife’s back? The former England ace even has videos of his sordid affairs.
Editor’s Note: “Footy” = footballer = soccer player
EOnline – Dimpled Drew is a successful performer. He’s got it all: good wife at home, a family who adores him, looks, bucks, nice bod, cute face. And a transvestite lover who didn’t know his true identity. That’s because DD would send emails from an anonymous email account, and then only connect with the tranny with the lights out. DD recently slipped up, though, when he sent the tranny an email from an email account with his real name on it. BTW, it isn’t Keith Urban, Tom Cruise or Ryan Reynolds.
Editors Note: This is a rewrite of an EOnline item.