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[Pop Bitch] Which posh English actor is in the bad books of a homeless charity after he pulled out last minute from filming their Christmas campaign video? He didn't want to wear a Christmas hat or beard or "anything that would make him look silly." Despite signing up to play [More...]

BBC Lonely Hearts

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[Pop Bitch] Which recently-in-the-news, high profile BBC journalist once had their phone line disconnected by BT because of the phone bills they ran up as they were so addicted to phoning dating and lonely hearts phonelines? Journalist: [More...]

Sensational Love Affair Rocks UK

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SOLVED! [Daily Mail] David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for him. For legal reasons, The Mail on Sunday cannot disclose [More...]

She Likes It Spicy

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SOLVED! [Mouth To Ears] This former girl group member is into more than just dancing. Aside from being the only African American member in her group from the UK , she is the most attractive. If looks could k*ll she would be an automatic hand g*n. When she found love with a [More...]