EOnline – Remember meeting Dommy-Do-Rightly a couple of weeks ago? The Hollywood wannabe princess who definitely thinks her sh-t don’t stank?
Well, Dommy dearest just doesn’t know how to keep her indiscretions all that quiet. Which, of course, we love.
The TV, and attempted big-screen, queen has been in » Continued
NYDailyNews – Which ditsy blond didn’t seem to care when a crowd of ladies caught her sniffing Colombia’s finest – right out in the open – in Atlantic City?
Editor’s Note: While we have published the item exactly as it appears in the NYDN, we’re not thrilled with their choice of words. See thread for more details.
CDAN – What teenage B list female singer who always seems so good is having an affair with her married almost 40 road manager?
HolyMoly – Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO!
NYDailyNews – Which music man brings along three necessities on all his tours: men in tight shorts, muscular food servers and Persian rugs?
CDAN – This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.
HolyMoly – Which flame-haired supermodel/actress is open to a bit of ‘hows your farver’ with City types when away from her transatlantic boyfriend, especially around her birthday? “A good effort,” is how they described her. The poor boyfriend had recently been in the press, bemoaning the fact they don’t live closer to each other. Sadly, it doesn’t sound like she’s too arsed, mate!
BuzzFoto – In Cannes, this male ‘musician’, married to another musician, was seen getting very up close and personal with some male dancer while the wife was engaged elsewhere.
StyleList – Which super-famous European supermodel fired her NYC apartment-sitter when she came home after an international job and found a condom at the foot of her bed?
CDAN – B list movie actor. He did the whole popcorn flick thing and it didn’t work out so he is back to the co-lead or second lead in movies. He is definitely a dramatic looking guy. He doesn’t really have that comedy vibe. So, he and his girlfriend » Continued
N Daily News – Which SAG Award-winning actor has pals ship him marijuana in hollowed-out candles when he’s working out of town?
CDAN – This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses’ hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down.
BuzzFoto – This star that is supposed to be sober, was seen downing shots in Cannes this weekend. Not Tara Reid.
NY Post – Which Pakistani officials, in town for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari’s meeting at the United Nations, spent $14,000 on lap dances and drinks at a topless bar? The expensive evening came just as President Obama was pledging billions in aid to that country and the United Nations was warning of 800,000 new Pakistani refugees.
EOnline – HN Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife’s figure and professional goings-on aren’t too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything’s pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple’s » Continued
CDAN – Three directors. All A list. Each has had multiple #1 movies. Well I have written about them in this space before and some of their really bad behavior. This one though might even top what I wrote before. Last summer one of them took a trip to Thailand where he » Continued
BlindGossip – This A lister owns his own jets, and usually takes them wherever he goes. However, he recently flew on a regular commercial airline to prove to his studio that he is capable of helping them save a few bucks. Seems that after years of setting himself apart from his audience with his luxe life and odd personal choices, he now wants to be seen as a regular guy to whom audiences can relate.
BuzzFoto – This star, who has recently become popular for his work and partying persona, has some problems. Let’s call the problems, more of an addiction. Let’s call the addiction more along the lines of an illegal obsession. In Thailand. With underage girls. He claims it only happened once, and he was ignorant to her age. Why have his phone bills then, been calling repeat ‘agencies’ in Thailand almost every day?
BuzzFoto – This hostess extraordinaire hates to fly, but those 40-odd hour bus rides from NYC to LA can get super old. So how does our Miz entertain herself? She watches old movies from the 40’s and calls her exes. Nothing shady or untoward here. She just likes to chat, and she makes them laugh, so they keep accepting the calls.
It’s not Heidi Klum.
CDAN – This A list rap star who goes by one name has a photography collection of which he is very proud. What are they? He enjoys going to playgrounds and taking photos of the children playing there. He has thousands of photos he has accumulated from all over the world. He doesn’t try and hide the collection from his friends, although all of them find his hobby and his enthusiasm for it very disturbing. Not Kanye.