Guitarist Dropped A Dookie

baby ruth pool[PopBitch] While most people know this rock guitarist for being married to a society beauty, which of his New York-based school friends remember him chiefly as the boy who shat in her swimming pool when they were kids?

Rock Guitarist:

His Wife:

His School Friend:

Livid Sisters

Two women wearing the same dress at a party[Out] Which socialite sisters were livid when they showed up at an event wearing the same couture outfit?

(It was sort of like the “Paris Original” number from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, but not quite as hilarious.)

Sisters:

Fascinating Facts About The Judge’s Baby Mama

woman pregnant 2[Blind Gossip] We have LOTS of fascinating information for you about the married pregnant socialite who has recently been thrust into the headlines!

She has a long and » Continued

Stay Away From My Outrageously Lavish Home

mansion 9[New York Post] Which globetrotting socialite refuses to allow her outrageously lavish home to be photographed despite groveling overtures from a top fashion editrix?

BG Note: Editrix = a female editor

Socialite:

Editrix:

Waiting For Photographers

[New York Post] Which socialite is the butt of jokes for waiting patiently at every event for party photographers to find her, which they seldom ever do?

The Socialite And The Siberian

[Village Voice] Which daughter of a late socialite used to lube herself from head to toe in an attempt to seduce a Siberian husky? (The maid would find the daughter all scratched up and the dog » Continued

The Socialite And The Diet Pills

[VillageVoice] Which thirtysomething blonde socialite is using her diet pills at such an alarming rate that her doctor » Continued

Socialite’s Brother Starting His Own Career

[NewYorkPost] Which younger brother of an infamous socialite appears in a » Continued

The Socialite And The Fire Escape

[NewYorkPost] Which married socialite was recently spotted in a compromising position with a man not her husband on a fire escape at a fashion party?

Socialite And Hubby Are Star Students

[NewYorkPost] Which socialite and her artsy husband are the star students in a New York s*x guru’s outrageous extended-org*sm classes?

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