[PopBitch] While most people know this rock guitarist for being married to a society beauty, which of his New York-based school friends remember him chiefly as the boy who shat in her swimming pool when they were kids?
His School Friend:
[Out] Which socialite sisters were livid when they showed up at an event wearing the same couture outfit?
(It was sort of like the “Paris Original” number from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, but not quite as hilarious.)
[New York Post] Which globetrotting socialite refuses to allow her outrageously lavish home to be photographed despite groveling overtures from a top fashion editrix?
BG Note: Editrix = a female editor
[New York Post] Which socialite is the butt of jokes for waiting patiently at every event for party photographers to find her, which they seldom ever do?
[NewYorkPost] Which married socialite was recently spotted in a compromising position with a man not her husband on a fire escape at a fashion party?
[NewYorkPost] Which socialite and her artsy husband are the star students in a New York s*x guru’s outrageous extended-org*sm classes?
[NewYorkPost] Which polished married female New York socialite is secretly into girls? Her husband doesn’t really seem to mind.
[NewYorkPost] Which wealthy widow is so obnoxious that she has to take her maid to lunch because she’s now totally avoided by the Hamptons social set? She was recently seen dining at an outdoor restaurant in Southampton with her maid—who was still wearing a work apron.
NewYorkPost – Which high-profile society beauty was set up with her new boyfriend by a “fixer” paid by rich New York men to find them beautiful girlfriends?
NewYorkPost – Which sexy socialite happily loaded up on Vitamin Water, Tulle, Linea Pelle, Vintage Revolution jeans and other freebies at Robert Verdi’s “Fashion Weekend Retreat” gifting suite? After getting a free manicure and filling up on snacks, the dark-haired beauty declared, “Give me an eight-ball and a midget and I’m in heaven!”
HolyMoly – Guess the comedian-type and socialite-type: “I was at a house party last year and was leaving, so nipped into the room where everyone had dumped their coats. I thought the room was empty, so just steamed in only to see BLANK giving BLANK a good old BJ!” Clues: wet comedian/actor/shagger with ohpleasegoaway scenester/writer/model.
NYPost – Which aspiring socialite did the same kind of electronic spying that got Ali Wise in trouble, but managed to avoid prosecution? This lucky woman got caught hacking into the voice mails of her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend and could have gone to jail since she was on probation for a previous legal problem. But she turned on the charm so her love rival wouldn’t press charges, and now they are actually friends.
NYPost – Which heiress who married a mob-connected artist years ago is now claiming to old friends that her husband is conspiring with shady lawyers and doctors to declare her insane and seize all her money?