[National Enquirer] Which blonde Oscar winner – known for helping out celebrities in crisis – has reached out to Kate Middleton after her topless scandal made headlines? The squeaky-clean A-lister got chummy with Prince William and his bride when the couple was in Los Angeles last year – and now she and Kate have become BFFs!
[PopBitch] If Prince Harry wants to keep playing strip billiards, he should learn from one of his celebrity friends. This star doesn’t see embarrassing photos in the paper thanks to a foolproof system. He always gets two hotel rooms – one for him, one for his security. He gives the girls he likes [Read more…]
[The Morton Report] The Actor, The Father, The Prince, and The Palace Maid
This blind item is short and intriguing.
A famous actor had a gossipy father. He was well-versed in the secrets of high society and of diplomatic and royal circles. (This is the father, not the actor, you understand.)
One of his favourite stories, which he gladly recounted at top dinner parties, concerned a prince [Read more…]
[National Enquirer] Which aging diva turned down performing at the Queen of England’s Diamond Jubilee in London because British officials would only pay for her hotel and airfare but balked at her demand for an exorbitant performance fee? The notorious cheapskate didn’t even RSVP to the queen’s invitation, so they settled for Grace Jones instead.
[The Morton Report] The existence of royal love children is an interesting subject. Although history is littered with examples, only two children fathered by living royals have been officially acknowledged in recent times: Prince Albert of Monaco has admitted that he is the father of Jazmin Grace Grimaldi and Alexandre Coste.
King Albert II of Belgium is reputed to be the father of artist Delphine Boel, although this has not been confirmed. The late Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands (father of Queen Beatrix) had two illegitimate daughters, Alicia von Bielefeld and Alexia Grinda-Lejeune, recognised after his death, although rumours persist of more children outside marriage. Some also believe the Duchess of Cornwall, formerly Camilla Parker-Bowles, is [Read more…]
[The Morton Report] Who Is This “Pendulum Prince”? The Royal Husband was already a man of a certain reputation when his naïve bride married him. She wanted to believe the romantic best about a man she adored, and so ignored the society rumours that swirled in more than one country. Although he is still attractive to ladies, some in high places whisper that he is gay, which is unlikely to be 100% true, and he is certainly the father of all his children. Others are convinced that he is a ‘pendulum prince’ — i.e. one who swings both ways, a label attached to more than one royal man.
It wouldn’t matter too much if the Royal Wife had known and accepted his inclinations at the time of their marriage, but apparently she [Read more…]
[NewYorkPost] What member of a foreign royal family was caught inhaling disco dust in a nightclub bathroom during a recent sporting event?
[EOnline] No Taming This Royally H*rny Sl*t!
There’s something about living a fairy-tale life that just dares you to screw it up—or so one would think watching Lord Tripp Unzipped and all his dalliances. Despite having many high-profile affairs, Tripp has never seemed able to find the right looker to settle down with, that is, until he met the gorgeous Lady Unzipped.
And my, how the world ate it up, watching Lord and his pretty partner in marriage settle down—with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs to look forward to.
No. Quite wrong, in fact. The only thing that’s really a stunner here is [Read more…]
[NewYorkPost] Which aging royal was recently totally transfixed by Jennifer Aniston’s cleavage as she dined with Justin Theroux at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar? He was sitting with a group at a nearby table and so obviously staring at Aniston’s breasts that other diners worried he would spill his soup. Aniston, meanwhile, stayed totally focused on her date.
NewYorkPost – Which British royal expert caused a tug of war when he was booked by one US network for an exclusive interview, then started offering himself to rival nets once they escorted him inside the media compound outside Buckingham Palace?
EOnline – Special Royal Scandal Edition: Let’s face it: We debauched Americans at the Awful Truth were dressing up salacious celebs with our Blind Vice Superstars (and lesser Vice mortals) ages ago. And not to rain on William and Kate’s happy day, but we simply cannot leave out the Vice-lovin’ Brits!
The very shady HRH the Duke of Schl*ngsbury is like millionth in line to the British throne, but, babes, the law-breaking stud is legally entitled to rule the country, should it come to that. Which is why members of Parliament are super nervous. [Read more…]
BuzzFoto – This B/C list actress and singer wanted so badly to be invited to the Royal wedding she tried to pull strings anywhere she could. She first offered to perform at one of the celebrations free of charge. When those pleas were ignored, she offered to pay for an invitation to attend. That didn’t work so she propositioned a family insider and that seemed to pay off, because we hear she’ll be in London that week! 536
LaineyGossip – [Kate Middleton] seems relaxed, right? Well… she may have one vice to steady to her nerves. Something she’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever allow herself to be seen doing publicly. It’s not a rumour. I have a slamdunk source who confirmed it, including the brand. But don’t worry. I’m sure she’ll quit once they’re in their cottage in Wales and trying to have babies.
NewYorkPost – Which royal has a reputation for calling in dresses from fashion houses and not bothering to return them?
NYPost – Which perennial bachelor princeling should be more careful? While His Serene Highness was cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean with a hunky guy, he thought the servants on board would keep their mouths shut. He was wrong.