CDAN – Which candidate for UK Prime Minister once literally danced on the grave of Marx after getting drunk?
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Buzzfoto – This A list star has been feuding publicly with another A list star. Both are being catty, and both are being unprofessional. The word from one of our sources is that one A list star plans to use her political and powerful sway to ensure the other star will either get no new roles or her next movie will be a flop. The first A list star is so confident of her power in Hollywood, our source claims she alone has the ability to destroy the other’s reputation. We wonder if it’s true or if it’s just a case of egos clashing. Not Jennifer Garner. » Continued
It’s not TomKat.
UPDATE: Which entertainer was too wasted to perform at one of the inaugural balls? Her appearance was going to be a surprise comeback performance, but was canceled when it was discovered that she could not even stand up straight.
Which politico adulterer finds many normal objects to be too sexually suggestive, and has to have them removed from his sight while he’s making speeches? Word is he gets too distracted to focus on his notes! Source: NYDN |
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BlindGossip – Party crashers aren’t the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver’s license didn’t match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don’t know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was.
NewYorkPost – Which closeted George W. Bush appointee and political strategist was at an all-gay birthday party at Union Square the other night?
BuzzFoto – This star is very conservative in their political views. They’ve even (allegedly) donated some of their own funds to help right-wing candidates. In order to ‘spite’ Obama and his so-called ‘socialist agenda’ this star bragged to friends of our source that they plan on ‘using as many plastic grocery bags’ as they can, leave their ‘car idling every chance’ they get and take ‘some extra long and hot showers.’ We’re not sure how this politically thwarts the democrats, but it does prove a point that our celebrity is a moron. Not Heidi and Spencer.
NYPost – Which political leader in the Caribbean is under investigation by the U.S. government for using foreign aid to renovate his palatial home? The $443,000 spent was falsely listed as “security and road improvements”.
NYDailyNews – What politically wired Hollywood producer is said to have a 
BuzzFoto -Which B List Male Television Actor refused to be part of the protests for Prop 8 this last weekend? He told a source he was uncomfortable being around so many ‘gay people.’ Shame on him! No one from The Office.
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NY Post – Which Pakistani officials, in town for Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari’s meeting at the United Nations, spent $14,000 on lap dances and drinks at a topless bar? The expensive evening came just as President Obama was pledging billions in aid to that country and the United Nations was warning of 800,000 new Pakistani refugees.
StyleList – Which Asian fashion editor is sick of being congratulated in NYC restaurants for his designs for Michelle Obama? Um, that would be Jason Wu.
NY Post – Which female politician, who is married with children, is having an affair with a fellow Democrat who is also married with children? Her friends can’t believe she’s risking her career to indulge in illicit passion.
NY Post – Which veteran of the ’60s antiwar movement was all over a 20-something fashion model sitting next to him on an LA-to-DC flight? The married pol suggested as they landed that she join him at his accommodations.
Buzzfoto – Which Hollywood A-List Couple are so divided on their political views, they’ve spent several nights in different beds?
EOnline – Prius Crotch-Catch is so famous, so gorgeous, so down with everything cool in T-town: from always dating the hippest dude, to starring in the latest hit. She’s also politically aware! And she’s so full of enviable girl power, so pure! Surely she doesn’t snort evil drugs or sleep around! Everyone loves and wants to be Prius! Oh, and even though PC-C’s fallen in love from time to time, lately, she’s been on her own—but now appears to be settling sweetly down again. Everyone’s breathing a sigh of belated relief. So fab that Prius has met her latest BF, a fine and steady dude who knows nothing of his girl’s immediate and shocking past, which includes: Many, many cocaine-powered nights of hot, endless and very loud sex that white chick Prius just stopped having with Wally Wallup, an African-American dude who’s as studly as he is rich and infamous. No one knew Prius and Wally were dating—and they liked it that way, too, as they were wholly hooking up just for the wild nooky. Jeez, thought it was just the gays who went for the meaningless, sweaty hot sex, but what the ef do I know? Just that the hipster hotel where Wallup and Crotch-Catch always did it became even more infamous than it already is when the gorgeous twosome’s screams, snorts and clandestine meetings became so…well, vocal. Indeed, Mr. Wallup had to start posting his bodyguards outside their suite doors just to keep folks from breaking in and calling 911, or joining in, take your pick. Doesn’t matter anymore, as Prius C-C only has eyes for her just-snagged, far-less-athletic nooky partner. Won’t last. Uh-uh, no friggin’ wild-sex-starved way. Mark my snoopy (and wise) words. And It Aint: Rachel McAdams, Scarlett Johansson, Hayden Panettiere.
CDAN – This award winning B list always film actor had been booked to make a paid appearance at a pre-inaugural event. He missed the event. How come? Well turns out that he just couldn’t be bothered to leave his hotel room and his meth. Six months ago this actor never did any drugs and now he spends almost every waking moment doing meth.
BlindGossip – Which legendary entertainer has slipped into Washington D.C. under the radar for a show-stopping performance at one of the official inaugural balls? She wants a big comeback after a multi-year personal slump.
BlindGossip – This female singer, who has been talking up her performance at an inaugural event for Barack Obama, is quite the political hypocrite. It turns out that she and her family are actually all registered Republicans.