Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today! That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers… it’s Groundhog Day!
Do you know what that means?
ANIMAL IS COMING…
…in less than a week! That’s right, campers, Animal is officially going to be here on February 8th!
Do you like pets and other animals? We need 100 volunteers to peruse the site and give us some feedback before it is officially launched. If you would like to help Punxsutawney Phil (who is a personal friend of Animal’s), please respond “YES!” below. Please make sure to use a valid email address so that we can send you the link. Thanks, campers!
UPDATE
We are so happy that so many of you volunteered to help Animal! Yes, we can use all of you! We’ll be pinging your email addresses today. Once we validate your email address, we’ll send you the link. Thanks! Love, BG
StarMagazine – Which bottle-blonde reality TV star has been nipping her dogs’ meds? The pooches were prescribed anti anxiety pills by a vet, but Mommy says they do wonders for her too.
CDAN – I don’t know if you have read the reports from California but our animal shelters are overwhelmed with Chihuahuas. I blame Paris Hilton. In the last 12 months just in Los Angeles, 4700 of them have been taken in by shelters. Anyway, there has been an idea to ship some of the dogs to other shelters around the country to even things up. This usually annoying B list movie and television actress who is on/off/on a hit network drama and who has been doing nice things lately paid for the cost of flying 25 of the dogs to shelters in New Hampshire with another 45 to follow. Shelters in New Hampshire have waiting lists of people who want the dogs so this is a very good thing.
PopBitch – Back in the 80s, Bernie Winters was staying in the same hotel as a hard-living rock band. He got talking to one of the female members, who ended up in reality TV. 
CDAN – This C list actor used to be a B lister. A very solid B lister. He was on two of the funnier shows ever on television. Since his last hit show ended, he has gone from job to job but has never repeated his earlier success. Our actor is married with child/ren but 
CDAN – This married B+/A- list movie actress has a dog. The dog’s name is the same as the name of our actress. The reason for this? According to the actress there are two reasons 
CDAN – I like to call this one Easy & Sk**zy. It doesn’t really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is 
StyleList – Which unsavory former model turned actor-rapper has been Tweeting about feeding drugs to his dog?
CDAN – This aging former list television actor hasn’t been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.
CDAN – This C list actress/writer/producer on a very hit television comedy had noticed all of these photos of a missing cat on telephone poles and in windows. She didn’t really think much about it, but a day or two after she first saw the pictures, she met 
NYDN – What estranged wife of a former sports figure is claiming that he had unnatural relations with their pet? Hubby is barking loud denials.
