Scheming Sausage Plans A Cocktail Weenie

[EOnline] You all remember Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher, right?

She was the chick who couldn’t quite keep her hands to herself despite the fact that she has an oh-so-loving (and pretty damn hunky) guy at home.

Well, Car has had a change of heart. And it all has to do with her best gal-pal, Carmelita Salami-Climber.

Let’s back up a bit: Remember how Carm’s close friends were worried that her dude wasn’t up to snuff?

Well they were right and he hit the road, leaving Carmelita to nurse her broken heart (trust us, that split is so not worth a Vice in itself).

Here’s the thing: While Carol Anne lets her bestie cry on her shoulder, she’s secretly scheming » Continued