StyleList – Which so-called New York Times “fashion editor” obliquely referred to as being connected to handsome Israeli designer Yigal Azrouel — who himself is being fingered in the break-up of the marriage of Billy and Katie Lee Joel — isn’t a fashion editor? Actually she has a title in a different department but contributes to the fashion pages.

NewYorkPost – Which rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles.
NYDailyNews – Which reality star was too busy flirting with her date in the Hamptons to pay attention to her kids?
StyleList – Which much-reviled fashion publicist with a European accent got into a heated argument with an NYPD lady officer outside Monday’s CFDA awards? The crowd-control cop dared to tell the luxury brand rep that he couldn’t cross the street where he wanted and the two traded f-bombs for a little while before he did what he was told. To those who hate him — which is a lot of people — it was very funny.
StyleList – Which legendary NYC designer, whose name is an international mega-brand, is more famous in the East Village for paying $100 a time to lick the armpits of gay bar go-go dancers?
NYDailyNews – Which married Oscar winner wasn’t acting too kingly when he was caught groping a waitress at a N.Y.C. nightclub recently?
NYPost – Which reporter with a history of substance abuse was hammered at a benefit at Cipriani 42nd Street the other night? The unsteady scribe stumbled over Hugh Jackman as they were exiting and the gallant Aussie helped him out the door.
NYPost – Which Hamptons real estate dealmaker has a slick new trick? He fires the gardener and lets the grass grow as high as his Gucci belt, so that bottom-feeding buyers assume the bank owns the property, and he gets four calls a day as a result.
StyleList – Which horny beat reporter at a major NYC newspaper meets strippers in nightclubs and tries to get into their g-strings by prevailing on the fashion editor to “interview” them as prospective models?
StarMagazine – Which singer/actress has pretty much given up playing it straight? She and a galpal openly sucked face after splitting a bottle of tequila at NYC’s Cain Luxe on May 26.
NYDailyNews – Which up-and-coming film star was smoking an alien substance out in the open at a recent NYC party?
NewYorkPost – Which married Chicago billionaire has a girlfriend in New York and plans for a ro mantic getaway in Montauk this weekend? Friends say the other woman isn’t even attractive.
CDAN – We are just going back to those carefree days of the late 80′s and early 90′s. This A list female entertainer has had an amazing life. She has done just about everything possible in the entertainment world and is one of the most
StyleList – Which skinny NYC model busted on a night out with a bag of white powder in her purse, who claimed it was baking soda, was actually telling the truth? The bulimic girls believe that rinsing with it after vomiting neutralizes the effects of the stomach acid on their teeth.
StyleList – Which unhinged, avant-garde downtown NYC designer is rumored to be in the running for a top job at Escada? Talk about non-traditional casting.
StyleList – Which super-famous European supermodel fired her NYC apartment-sitter when she came home after an international job and found a condom at the foot of her bed?
Village Voice – Which supposedly cleaned-up star was spotted at a hot West Village restaurant, going to the bathroom about every five minutes to take care of business? Anyone buying the weak bladder excuse?
StyleList – Which (straight) male designer had a major hissy fit with the security of New York’s SoHo Grand Hotel on Saturday night when he was denied access to a V.I.P. party happening in the penthouse?
NY Daily News – Which troubled young starlet was caught doing lines with her new bestie at a hot NYC club?
StyleList – Which well-known NYC style scribe messed up a TV pilot when he tried to perk up for the camera by doing a line of cocaine? Turns out the baggie of leftover party drugs in his sock drawer was ketamine, which had the opposite effect.