PopBitch – Which A&R drank so much in his hotel bar at In The City that he was refused service and taken to his room? He woke up in the night drunk and confused and wandered out of his room wearing only a t-shirt. He ended up in the hotel lobby and fell asleep on a sofa. Word spread, and various music industry types turned up to laugh at a top label exec sleep in public with his knob out.
Editor’s Note: A&R stands for Artists and Repertoire, the talent division of a record label. In The City is a yearly festival and music industry conference in England.
BlindGossip – Which popular R&B singer is seriously considering coming out as a gay man on an upcoming TV show? It seems that the show’s producer and the singer’s ire over the whole Proposition 8 debacle have inspired him to come out of the closet in a very public way.We’ll see if he has the nerve to actually go through with it.
CDAN – B+ list group… A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex’s mouth, especially concerning one of her ex’s and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got canceled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued.
Daily Mirror – Which globally acclaimed band is on the verge of splitting up because the egomaniacal frontman hogs all the limelight?
Daily Mirror – Which sexy singer, who pretends to be whiter than snow, was caught holding hands with another man? It will be the end of the married babe once her fella finds out.
Downfront2 – This Superstar Singer is on a roll. She has a big movie coming out and a hot new album. Despite her media hoopla, a lot of people are surprised that she did not offer condolences to a former co-star who has suffered a major tragedy.
Which music maker is being accused of ripping off millions of dollars from fans? Fans plunked down their cash and credit cards and purchased tens of thousands of tickets for this performer’s tour. The performer suspiciously canceled the concerts, making vague and changing claims about their health or family issues or some such nonsense. The fan’s money was refunded for the face value of the tickets. However, management kept the hefty non-refundable fee that fans paid to purchase tickets. Millions and millions of dollars worth of fees, without the performer ever having to step foot on stage. bg
Holy Moly – Which Irish boyband member is massively into slipping on the old stockings and thongs and getting fully dragged up on his regular jaunts to weird London clubs?
Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain sophisticated lady is sicker than she’s letting on? So say people in the know who tell me that although she’s been receiving treatment for one illness, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Her malady is of a more everlasting nature. While it’s not genetic, she would not be the first person in her family to have it. The songbird is fighting with everything she’s got, and plans to go public with her condition any day now.
Daily Mirror – Which A-lister demanded all air hostesses dress in sexy lingerie while serving him on his flight to [the World Music Awards in] Monaco? The scruffbag also insisted male cabin crew be removed from the flight.
CDAN – Two singers. One male, and one female. Yes, they are a couple but not in the same group. He has been a solid performer for a few years. Her? Not so long, but a much bigger name. Well as much as the two profess their love for each other you may think it must be just a perfect relationship. It was until she started sleeping with her agent whenever she can ditch the boyfriend.
CDAN – This married A list country singer has a very jealous wife. She has toned it down lately [but the jealousy might] come raging back when she discovers why her husband saw a doctor twice while he was on the road recently.
He is a good-looking, closeted gay actor. He has quite the reputation with the girls, not to mention talent in front of concert audiences and movie cameras alike. His manager discovered he likes to do it with other boys by walking in on the actor in his dressing room. It was most awkward, too, as the man who was being serviced by the actor saw the manager first and pulled away from the actor. End result? Fellatio interruptus. There will be new pictures of the actor and assorted women coming out soon in Us Weekly. By the way, he isn’t Ludacris, Timbaland, or James Marsden.
Editor’sNote: This is a rewrite of an EOnline item.
Daily Mirror – Which freaky singer is so worried her bloke will cheat on her that she’s told her family to tail him?
Daily Mirror – Which singer is secretly cheating on his girlfriend with a curvy blonde? The Brit in question can’t help himself and strays away most weekends.
Daily Mirror – Which popular male singer is hiding a hairy secret? His dandruff has got so bad, his flunkies are having to go out and buy him industrial strength supplies of special shampoo.
Daily Mirror – Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?
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Which young famous black performer didn’t know the identity of his real father and thus wound up sleeping with his own sister? The young man (who we’ll call Junior) was the product of an affair his mother had in the seventies with a talented married black celebrity (who we’ll call Senior). Although there was the occasional wicked whisper because Junior and Senior resemble each other physically and have similar triple-threat talents, neither Senior nor the woman ever told anyone that Senior was Junior’s father. They really thought they could keep things quiet, live separate lives, and carry the secret of Junior’s true ancestry to their graves. The situation changed when Senior learned that his daughter from his second marriage had begun dating Junior. Very alarmed and needing to intervene without divulging his paternity, Senior quickly inserted himself into the situation, became Junior’s friend and mentor, and forced the young couple to break up. It worked. Junior still doesn’t know that Senior – whom he greatly admires – is his real father, or that his former girlfriend – to whom he lost his virginity – was his own half-sister. bg
Daily Mirror – Which hard-core rocker is obsessed with listening to classical music when doing the washing up? His habit is worrying his wife – especially as he likes to wear her marigolds.
Editor’s Note: “Washing up” is British slang for doing the dishes, and “marigolds” are yellow or orange rubber cleaning gloves.
Daily Mirror – Which rocker was chucked off a teenage promo tour after he was caught in the dressing room carrying out a sex act with two ladies?