NY Daily News – Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn’t know about the first one, either – it’s that good, and that out of character
CDAN – This movie is in the final stages of production but has hit some big delays. The movie stars this A list tween star (A list only refers to his tweenness) as he attempts to break out into completely different roles. The problem the production is having is that they keep trying to get clearance for songs for the movie and every artists just laughs and says no when they find out who the movie stars. At this point, the movie is just going to be filled with songs of anyone who says yes no matter who it is.
PopBitch – Which member of Girls Aloud was recently thrown out of an Adele gig? When Adele pointed at her from the stage, the pop star waved back – showing security the lit cigarette in her hand, in the no smoking venue.
Daily Mirror – Who’s the celeb so stingy she wouldn’t put her hand in her pocket to pay for a Britney ticket… but had the cheek to get her assistant to try every trick in the book to get them for free so she could take her friends?
CDAN – This former boy bander has begging his former group to go out on tour again because he has no money. Some bad investments and spending a ridiculous amount on toys and gambling has left him with no money. He doesn’t want to have to declare bankruptcy because then everyone will find out about who is biggest creditors are and they are not a good list.
BuzzFoto – Gossip’s been a little slow as far as the outrageous, so we’ll test the die-hard celeb reader today. This is an oldie, but a goodie. Which definite A list performer/singer has been single handedly ruining the planet all on her own? Okay, so that is an exaggeration, but not by much. Not only does she allegedly cover up the landfills with the packaging for just her upkeep, but there have been reports from her city that her water bill usage was an outrageous 6.5 million gallons a year. (To put it into perspective, most family homes in the area use just 120,000 gallons over a year.) Between her rumored jet setting, her garbage, and water waste we hope she learns to conserve!
Although Madonna spends $10,000 a year on kabbalah water every year, we’re not talking about her!
Daily Mirror – Which rocker was warned twice backstage at the NME awards for smoking pungent spliffs?
Editor’s Note: NME is New Musical Express, which is a popular music magazine in the United Kingdom.
Daily Mirror – Which rocker threatened to bottle a rival for getting too randy with his girlfriend? The fella in question had to be held back by pals as he saw his enemy cosying up to his girl.
NY Daily News – Which rock star has extra-special house parties? Guests check their clothes at the door, don a robe and indulge in huge bowls of every drug you can imagine.
PopBitch – Which hard rocker signs into hotels as Humperdink N*d*?
CDAN – What surprisingly prolific heavy metal artist/television host and reality star (we Americans only know one song, really and one very famous cover photo) rearranged his schedule to attend the wake of a 24 year-old fan, because he heard that the deceased’s wish was to have him play at his funeral? He played the piano in the corner for over four hours, shook everyone’s hand, and mourned with everyone as though they’d known each other for years.
CDAN – This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn’t argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves.
CDAN – Been awhile since I did a rock star one. This now married B+ rock star and father with A+ name recognition had a very weird crab obsession. No, not the eating kind. Seems that whenever he went on the road and decided to have some groupie sex, the women he decided to be with had to be completely shaved because he was paranoid about crabs. If she wasn’t, she had to right then. Seems he had been the recipient of the infestation not once, but twice and had to do some explaining when he got home from the road.
BlindGossip – On the surface, this diva looks like she has it all together. Hair? Perfect. Makeup? Perfect. Outfit? Perfect. Beauty, talent, money, multiple hit songs, popular celebrity boyfriend, product endorsements? Check. However, looks are deceiving. She is in financial trouble because she spends much more than she earns, she has an ego the size of Los Angeles, and she is universally despised by everyone who works for her. And she shouldn’t expect her boyfriend to be around forever. He cheated on her a couple of weeks ago with an older woman.
Daily Mirror – Which rock star couple, who are all over each other in public like nothing more than picking up female fans for whisky-fuelled three?
CDAN – This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. “Oh, I’m just with her because she can’t get a job to save her life and wants the publicity.” There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
NYDN – Which aging rock star attempted to have a rhinoplasty — but was deemed an unsuitable candidate because he’s still frequently using Colombia’s finest?
Holy Moly – Which spoilt brat from rock royalty was into ‘brown’ so much with her musician boyfriend last year that they were both essentially kidnapped by management and locked in a house in Provence and fed nothing but lettuce and oranges until they’d gone through withdrawal?
Popbitch – Remember that scene in “Performance” when Mick Jagger, Anita Pallenberg and another girl have a threesome in a bathtub? Well, which rock ‘n roll funnyman finally got the chance to re-enact it after a recent show, while a crowd of friends looked on?
NYDN – Which supermodel had to have an uber-rocker’s teeth marks photoshopped off her bared bottom after her magazine photo shoot?
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