[Hollywood Street King] Who am I? I’m considered a rap legend, yet I seem to have run out of ideas. That’s why even my ghost writers have proven to not be able save me.
As a rapper, I don’t appear to have much talent, and my producing abilities are no different than P Diddy’s – recycling beats, rather than creating new sounds. Despite all of that, I’ve fooled the masses – with countless fans continuing to bow down.
My new entertainment deal has landed me at the top of the earners list, and my two proteges are doing their jobs in keeping my name out and relevant. Though business is good, my rampant steroid use » Continued
[Downfront2] This Rocker has always had a reputation as a ladies man. It once cost him a marriage, but is he now creepin’ with a married Songbird?
[Pop Bitch] Which musical star was so unpopular with his cast mates that the rain effect in the show wasn’t always just water?
[National Enquirer] These two female TV personalities, who’ve also had success in the music biz, have bonded over their shared interest in mental health care. Turns out the ditzy duo had more in common than anyone thought when they were hired for the same gig, and now they sit around comparing panic attacks and which psych meds work better than others! Who are they?
[Village Voice] Which feud supposedly started years ago when she said “Who the f*ck is Diane Warren?” and he thought she said “Who the f*ck is Dionne Warwick?” (That level of ignorance pissed him off and he went ballistic about it. From there, the grudge grew like a fungus.)
[Pop Bitch] Remember the Jubilee concert? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to mime rather than play live. So which group of nutters decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of class As. And got off their tits before taking the Buck Palace stage.
BG Note: Thanks to our fabulous UK Blinders, we can now offer the following translation!:
Remember the concert that was held on June 4th for the celebration of the Queen of England’s 60th Anniversary? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to lip sync rather than play live. So which group of crazy people decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of hard drugs like h*roin or c*caine. And got completely wasted before taking the Buckingham Palace stage.
“The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language.” – George Bernard Shaw
[PopBitch] Once upon a time it was rock stars who would trash hotel rooms. Nowadays, according to hotel workers at a luxury US establishment, it’s the biggest RnB stars who are doing the damage – and it’s much more grim. But which ones were responsible for:
1. Half-sucked lollipops wedged between the headboard and the mattress?
2. Fried chicken hidden under the bed?
3. Cigarettes stubbed out on carpeted floors?
4. Used condoms “anywhere and everywhere”?
[MediaTakeOut] Guess which popular rapper is set to ‘come out’ in days!
Mediatakeout.com just learned that as early as tomorrow, a popular hip hop star will come out of the closet as bisexual.
We’ve been sworn to secrecy for now – but we’re told that the » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] What pop star is about to dump her longtime manager and replace him with her fiancé? After years of turmoil, the singer is finally getting her act together and wants a new guru to direct her reinvigorated career.
[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for the Daily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.
Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.
Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married to » Continued