Daily Mirror – Which female rocker, who was once married to a famous old-school singer, now has a penchant for young girls?
BuzzFoto – In Cannes, this male ‘musician’, married to another musician, was seen getting very up close and personal with some male dancer while the wife was engaged elsewhere.
Village Voice – Which comeback chanteuse lost her lower register due to all those times she took injections to get over health problems and/or exhaustion?
Village Voice – Which male Tony nominee for musicals is such an egomaniac that people dread sitting at his end of the table?
Village Voice – Which once-hot pop star can barely sing a note and needs mucho enhancement in the studio, getting help from a songwriter who’s also vocally stepped in for that working-class rock band?
Similarly, which famous young lady actually does the singing for her more famous sister?
NY Daily News – Which wanna-be rocker had to take a trip to the emergency room because he went to sleep with his contacts in?
Downfront2 – When this female Singer first came on the scene, she was the talk of the town. She was stylish, fun and fearless. Then she decided to change her style, her choice in men and her management team. Her latest album flopped. Maybe she should call up her old management to get her career back on track.
Janet Charlton – This rockin’ young couple’s marriage is in big trouble but not for the obvious reasons. The cute wife has been seen out and about with a Hollywood hipster and her husband is looking to beat the guy up. Actually the hipster is NOT fooling around with the wife – he’s just providing drugs and fun. In reality the wife is secretly cheating with someone else- specifically her lookalike female assistant! She recently decided she’s bisexual.
SOLVED!
BuzzFoto – Which Star Musician is still secretly holding a candle for his old flame? The couple were very popular in the eyes of the press, and their breakup was tragic. He refuses to talk to her, doesn’t respond to her on Facebook or any other social networking sites. (He secretly stalks her private page, and apparently she has a private blog too!) The pair had a severe mental connection and though he and she have both moved on, he’s still very much in love with her. He won’t admit it for the world and thinks that his silence, friendly or not, is a good disguise for his feelings.
It’s not: Marilyn Manson. » Continued
StyleList – Which messy tabloid favorite who thinks she’s a rock-style icon (actually she just married shrewdly) is known for calling journalists in a pill-haze and ratting out her celebrity friends? She has some especially good stories about her famous pals The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
NY Daily News – Which D-list rapper got in a hemp, er, heap, of trouble with event sponsors when he lit up a joint at their bash? They couldn’t kick him out because he was the “big” celebrity name of the night, but they didn’t end up paying him.
CDAN – This C list singer/actress is a tweener, but she has never really done the whole tweener show thing and has basically had to eke out a living on her own. Even though she is still a teenager, she has gone through a string of music producers in their late 20′s and 30′s. And when I say gone through a string of them, I don’t mean just for producing her records. Hey, at least she is legal now.
BuzzFoto – At Coachella … Heartthrob Actor and his GF. When his lady love went to the bathroom, the group of guys started making fun of her and how insecure she is. Her Actor boyfriend didn’t join in, except to say, “I know, I know. She’s so annoying sometimes, but what do you do? She’s a girl. That’s what girls do.”
Daily Mirror – Which British singer serenaded his girlfriend while at university, and even penned a song about her, yet was seeing other girls? Bad boy!
NY Daily News – What music executive ditched his longtime girlfriend by calling the cops and having her physically removed from their apartment?
Perez Hilton – What recently rehab-ed wacktress was spotted boozing up a storm at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs on Friday? Here’s a hint: She’s very blonde!
CDAN – This C list actress and reality star with A list name recognition has been married for a little while to this celebutard. She might be finally catching on to the fact he is only after her money. How so? He wants her to foot the bill for a brand new $500K recording studio at their house.
BuzzFoto – This former boy bander and seriously, former hottie may play like he has a sense of humor about his rather D-list situation, but those that know him know better. He’s constantly on about his ‘comeback’ and how he’s going to switch over to serious, a la Timberlake. His friends don’t have the heart to tell him that his glory days peaked in like, 2002.
It’s not Nick Lachey.
SOLVED!
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NY Daily News – Which Grammy-winning rapper can’t get enough weed? She orders from a NYC delivery service non-stop, then tries to sweet-talk the courier into giving her free bags of ganja.
BuzzFoto – This young-ish, semi-popular rapper has apparently been utilizing the customization options for his credit card. His artwork of choice? The cover of his latest album. Yes, the one with his face on it. He probably thought it was super cool, but even the bank workers were giggling at the arrogance.
It wasn’t Nelly.
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