[BuzzFoto] Today we’re talking about a comedian on an East Coast cable show. He makes a lot of good money and a lot of good jokes but what he hasn’t been making lately is a lot of good decisions. Apparently he recently trashed the set of his show after going on a three-day dr*g binge. The network is now considering getting rid of him. 605
[BlindGossip] We’re sure that these five women will each offer up a creative excuse for not returning to their respective shows next season. “I’ve decided to devote more time to my family/ my charity work/ my other professional projects/my navel lint collection/ whatever.” But the truth is that they are all getting fired.
Woman 1 is a reality show cast member. She’s getting fired because she’s brunette and nasty and nobody likes her anymore. At least she has her husband’s money to fall back on.
Woman 2 is another reality show cast member. She’s getting fired because she’s brunette and boring and nobody has ever liked her. She’ll be fine, though, because she actually has a job to which she can return.
Woman 3 is a TV personality. She shouldn’t be too shocked, given the demonstrable lack of [Read more…]
[BuzzFoto] This D List star, who was once B list on his TV show was asked to attend an event and give to a local charity that helps impoverished kids. He committed some money just so he wouldn’t look bad, but at the last minute took the money and bought a big screen. He claimed he was sick and bowed out. 602
[CDAN] This Twilight actress has not been getting the kind of dollar offers for roles she likes but has found a new way to make money. It seems that [Read more…]
[NationalEnquirer] Which Oscar-winning star is secretly footing the medical bills for her seriously sick ex-husband? Rumors are swirling that the multitalented entertainer may still have feelings for her ailing ex.
[BuzzFoto] This D list ‘actress’ that was really made famous for her work on a drama/sitcom in the late ’90s is finding it hard to pay for her pill habit. To fund her dangerous and dark habit, she has been meeting people on Craigslist for money. 593
[NewYorkPost] Which tech billionaire who rolls up to parties with a slew of leggy models always turns down their advances because he only has eyes for Asian women?
[EOnline] I guess Slurpa Pop-Off and Morgan Mayhem didn’t get the memo. Tooling around Hollywood in outrageously expensive wheels while enjoying low-rent screws and buckets of cocaine is just so, well, 2006.
Girls, can’t you hip it up better than that?
Guess not. And it’s getting worse: Morgan and Slurpa, who both used to be two of the most successful young businesswomen in Hollywood (no joke) have [Read more…]
[EOnline] Sorry to be such a downer these days with bad Hollywood relationships galore, not to mention ones that are permanently over. Definitely something in the air—much more so than usual lately.
And, now you can add Lucinda Jones-Smythe and Cubby Asparagus to the endangered couples list. Make that very endangered list.
“He just can’t take it, anymore,” complained a close friend of Cubby’s recently, regarding his pal’s dissatisfaction with his marriage. “He’s thisclose to ending it—he just feels like [Read more…]