CDAN – This foreign born A list lingerie model and now a movie actress has had to be carried out of the last two red carpet events where she appeared. She has been so wasted on c*ke and pills that she can’t even put words together anymore to make sentences.
NYPost – Which male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn’t use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD?
CDAN – This very attractive and popular female model and sometime reality star thought she had the funniest joke the other night. While at a Christmas event/party she kept saying, “Oh it will be a White Christmas.” She then would 
NYPost – Which still gorgeous ex-supermodel doesn’t use her own skin-care line, which she hawks on TV? She secretly uses Somme Institute’s MDT5 regimen instead.
HolyMoly – Which Supermodel, in Paris with her boyfriend for Fashion Week, got so ‘tired and emotional’ in the Hemmingway [sic] bar of the Paris Ritz on Tuesday night that she passed out on a banquette in front of all the guests and had to be carried out?
PanacheReport – Back in the day, she was the number one 
DailyMirror – Which dieting model shunned the LFW afterparty buffet table, instead opting for her own bespoke gourmet feast – crushed horse tranquiliser washed down with a litre of diet coke? She swears it quick fires her metabolism.
PopBitch – After a fantastic ad campaign, which supermodel was rumoured to have worked through her fortune so fast that she was discreetly letting it be known in the circles of Europe’s super-rich that she could be “accompanied” for $100,000 a night?
CDAN – A conversation was overheard between this C 
NYDaily News – Which supermodel mended her recently broken heart over the weekend with the very-engaged bassist of a hot rock band?
CDAN – This foreign born C list actress more famous for her modeling career than her acting was spotted making out with a random party goer in a corner of a room a couple of days ago. Oh, she is married.
StyleList – Which reasonably hunky yet under-employed actor, married to a model-turned-actress made good, is pimping himself out to the paps? A recent “gotcha” moment with a roving camera crew took place because he called up and arranged it.
PopBitch – Which fashion designer was set up on a date with a model by an actress who used to be nicknamed The Coke Fairy at Cartier Polo day? The designer left with the model in his limo, looking very happy.
StyleList – Which cheating designer humiliated a “model” date he brought to a party when he was still supposed to be married to his wife? Having paraded the poor girl in front of his friends, he turned on the aspiring model and told her she was too fat, couldn’t “walk” (meaning the runway), and “looked like [bleep].” His New York pals were mystified by the crass behavior.
StyleList – Which bi coastal businessman who used to date that internationally famous model-actress (who’s now engaged to someone else) says that she’s completely nuts? That might be because of her largely-unreported-on fondness for the booger-sugar.
StyleList – Which former male model and calendar favorite’s career switch into being a singer doesn’t seem to have worked out? He’s currently listed on a gay prostitution web site serving Las Vegas.
