CDAN – This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.
The Sword – Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed » Continued
StyleList – Which messy tabloid favorite who thinks she’s a rock-style icon (actually she just married shrewdly) is known for calling journalists in a pill-haze and ratting out her celebrity friends? She has some especially good stories about her famous pals The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
Downfront2 – This Media Personality is doing everything she can to stay relevant. She is keeping up with the latest social networking sites. She has even befriended her enemies, but it’s still not working. No one is interested in her.
StyleList – Which senior fashion critic hates the profile illustration being used by the web site of her media outlet, and bombards the editors with a different, youthfully flattering image of herself every week?
NY Post – A certain ambitious young cable-TV reporter better quiet down in her studio apartment in the East 50s. The walls are thin and the neighbors are sick and tired of listening to her » Continued
BlindGossip – Which male celebrity is genuinely upset that Ashton Kutcher recently scored headlines over a competition for Twitter members? This celeb is so self-absorbed that he ranted to friends that he should have gotton the publicity instead of Ashton because he had been on Twitter a couple of months longer than Ashton. To make up for this perceived slight, he is now calculating ridiculous ways to ride on Ashton’s coattails to catch the crumbs of publicity. Look for him to use the words “Ashton” and “Twitter” in every conversation and interview for the next few weeks.
CDAN – This foreign born movie actor is probably C list but has a B list body of work and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Although he is in a relationship with someone, he has spent the last two weeks doing nothing but having sex and shooting heroin with a female reporter he met recently on a press junket.
NY Daily News – Which C-list Hollywood stud was so drunk and desperate that he showed up at the home of an L.A. gossip reporter and demanded a booty call? Guess what, folks? She accepted!
CDAN – This C list movie actress with A list name recognition who used to be kind of a big deal, but now is only a big deal in her mind chain smokes constantly when she is doing any kind of photo shoot. The reason? Her goal is to make the clothes smell so bad that the designer or magazine will give them all to her for free.
StyleList – Which legendary older model amused guests at a cocktail retrospective for a major fashion magazine when she blithely pointed herself out in blow-ups of iconic covers from the ’60s and ’70s? She is so well liked in the fashion community that nobody told her many of the striking images she remembers as being her are actually of other models.
NY Post – Which former tabloid editor asked his reporters to hunt down celeb coke dealers so that “he could say he does the same blow that the celebs do?
BuzzFoto – Remember when we told you about the Starlet who realized her pics weren’t selling as much and she needed a plan? Remember how we told you about a planned breakup to boost her fame? Well, the breakup has happened, and just like she and her team thought, it’s generated some buzz out there. The problem is, this Actress needs to do a better job when she’s staging a sham, because when you break up with someone, you’re supposed to avoid them and their family, aren’t you? It’s not Hilary Duff.
BuzzFoto – This NBA Player on the East Coast claims that he hurt his leg on the court in front of screaming fans. That is somewhat true. We hear he really has been given less playing time so he devised a plan to get hurt to get more press. The owner’s of the team told him that he was there in the first place to sell tickets, so in a twisted sense of responsibility, we suppose he’s trying to do just that by playing on the sympathy angle until he heals, and grab as many fans in the process. It’s no one from the Celtics.
Downfront2 – This Manager/Mom is trying to pull a fast one on the public. She will do anything to keep her client/son in the spotlight, including paying off hoochies to make up stories and keep him in the press.
Daily Mirror – Which veteran PR takes backhanders from downmarket newpapers? Watch this space.
Fashionista – Which publishing house is quietly paying interns, but only if they’re “of a minority”? Not a whole lot of people know about it – because most of the interns, well, aren’t getting paid – but the ones that are, aren’t really in need. Does HR really assume that you need money based not on income but on your skin color? Guess so.
Which two television stars will practically be trading places? One is a outspoken woman who has exhausted her stay as a talk show host and wants to try working in more of a journalistic capacity for one of the cable news channels. The other is a news reporter who wants a network talk show that will have a softer and broader focus than her current area of hard news expertise. Both are in active negotiations to achieve their respective goals.