 VillageVoice – Which married Oscar winner gets regularly serviced by a female d*minatrix in a West Village b*rdello?
 Defamer – Which epic movie director specializes in f*cking make-up artists in his trailer on set? “He leaves the windows open so everyone can hear him,” said one colleague. “It’s the most macho bullsh*t.” The stunt backfired on a recent movie set because his squeeze was married.
 Downfront2 – Sources say this Male Celebrity likes to keep his Superstar Wife drunk. That way, it’s easy to control her.
 Downfront2 – This Superstar is about to go public with her new boyfriend. He’s much younger than her, and he looks a lot like her secret ex-husband.
 CDAN – This aging, former B list television actor who used to be on a very hit show, is now a C despite working almost constantly since that hit show went off the air. Or is it? Our actor is in the middle of a » Continued
 BuzzFoto – We hear this wife of a talented athlete is using a recent affair as leverage to get what she wants. What does she want? She wants to be an actress. His PR team are scrambling to come up with a way to give her some press coverage, without revealing her husband’s most recent indiscretion. Not Elin Nordegren.
SOLVED! » Continued
 EOnline – They may not be sw*ngers like Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off, but Henrietta Hard-Ball and her blandly good-looking husband, Elijah Schwad, have a convenient relationship when it comes to sex. » Continued
 BillyMasters – Could it be that one of the first celebs to ever take a slam at moi in a tabloid is eating his words? Way back when, this newlywed called me a “gossipmonger” – something I took as a huge compliment. He didn’t like that I diagnosed his marriage as DOA. It took a while, but it finally bit the dust. See? Told ya.
 CDAN – This member of a singing family has not always made as much money as he is making right now. He is probably the most famous of the remaining brothers. Anyway, since he has always tried to dodge creditors he has all his bank accounts and credit cards in his wife’s name. Apparently the whole asking for i.d when using a credit card doesn’t apply to this guy. Nothing has his name on it.
 BuzzFoto – This recently engaged star bragged to friends that she has no intention of marrying her betrothed. She claimed to be milking the situation to help her career and in several months, after the paps and fans have lost interest, she’ll call the whole thing off and milk the rest of the publicity for the breakup. Not Katy Perry.
 Downfront2 – This R&B Singer is divorcing her husband, and she’s about to release a new album. In the meantime, she’s making a fool out of herself with a variety of young men. She comes across as a desperate cougar.
 EOnline – Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are as horny as they are famous—just don’t think they’re so hot for each other, that’s all. Hmmm. Certainly explains some very tabloid-messy love sitches the two have been caught in, more than once.
But let’s back up: Secretia, an impressively put-together gal of verve, good looks and surprising steeliness, has long gotten it on with » Continued
 CDAN – This one sounds complicated in my head which never works out well when I write it. So, this former ensemble reality star and now an actress and singer who is probably C- list based on career but B+ based on name recognition is trying to make as much money as possible. I guess everyone is, but it turns out that her husband » Continued
 BuzzFoto – Did you ever see “Lars and the Real Girl?” Have you ever heard of “Real Dolls?” Look ‘em up if you haven’t because this A/B list aging, but reclusive actor is quite the collector. Apparently he prefers them to the ladies in his life. Maybe his previous nasty marriage put him off? Not Mel Gibson.
 EOnline – Be Careful What Makes You Famous: Gosh, last time we checked in on Seymour Plow-Me-More, he had not a care in the world—other than how to nab his latest gay conquest. Gotta admit, I’ve always liked that about Seymour—he’s like a little kid. He just wants his boy-toys, lots of cookies, his home life with the fake wife and his career…in that order. » Continued
 CDAN – This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, “Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn’t want me in their movie?”
 VillageVoice – Which married gay insists on clear ice cubes only in his drinks and everyone’s afraid to ask him why?
 NYPost – Which A-list married actor got overexcited filming a love scene with a much younger starlet? The director was forced to pull the actor aside and order him to calm himself down after he made the young actress “‘extremely uncomfortable”.
 CDAN – This married B list mostly television actress from a hit drama who gets confused with a similar actress has been having a long term affair with a producer of her show. His wife kicked him out and now he wants our actress to leave her husband. She refuses.
 BuzzFoto – This star has a husband who doesn’t bring in hardly any income [sic] and is fine living off his rich celebrity bride. He told his friends he has married the golden meal ticket and has gotten into the habit of » Continued
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