[Downfront2] The Olympics are off the hook for U.S. Basketball Team. Several players have been photographed or had stories of the nightlife in London hit the internet. Problem is those players are either married or engaged. The big shock is the other Athletes with the “wholesome” [reputations] also being caught up in the talk. Hmmm!
BG Note: Let’s make it a little game! Which pairings of Olympic athletes would be scandalous?
[Pop Bitch] Remember the Jubilee concert? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to mime rather than play live. So which group of nutters decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of class As. And got off their tits before taking the Buck Palace stage.
BG Note: Thanks to our fabulous UK Blinders, we can now offer the following translation!:
Remember the concert that was held on June 4th for the celebration of the Queen of England’s 60th Anniversary? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to lip sync rather than play live. So which group of crazy people decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of hard drugs like h*roin or c*caine. And got completely wasted before taking the Buckingham Palace stage.
“The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language.” – George Bernard Shaw
[NewYorkPost] What hot young Brit model-of-the-moment has gotten a reputation on the London fashion scene for being a devotee of retro party drug “special k’?
[VillageVoice] Which male designer bizarrely motioned for his London fashion-show audience to stand after the presentation, only to find them resolutely sitting there, blank-faced?
[PopBitch] Which popular London drinking establishment has an official club dealer - a distinguished gentleman who brings his wares in a briefcase, in which the c*caine is priced from “cheap and cheerful” to “royal”?
NewYorkPost – Which British royal expert caused a tug of war when he was booked by one US network for an exclusive interview, then started offering himself to rival nets once they escorted him inside the media compound outside Buckingham Palace?
BuzzFoto – This B/C list actress and singer wanted so badly to be invited to the Royal wedding she tried to pull strings anywhere she could. She first offered to perform at one of the celebrations free of charge. When those pleas were ignored, she offered to pay for an invitation to attend. That didn’t work so she propositioned a family insider and that seemed to pay off, because we hear she’ll be in London that week! 536
LaineyGossip – [Kate Middleton] seems relaxed, right? Well… she may have one vice to steady to her nerves. Something she’ll never, ever, ever, ever, ever allow herself to be seen doing publicly. It’s not a rumour. I have a slamdunk source who confirmed it, including the brand. But don’t worry. I’m sure she’ll quit once they’re in their cottage in Wales and trying to have babies.
PopBitch – Which recently single comedian is experimenting with a new lesbian lifestyle? It’s less racy than it sounds. The two ladies generally enjoy breakfast dates at The Wolseley.
BG Note: The Wolseley is a cafe/ restaurant in London, located next to The Ritz Hotel.
DailyTelegraph – The ‘instantly recognisable’ celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops » Continued
DailyMirror – Which famous music producer incurred the wrath of an ex-girlfriend when she spied him chatting up one of her friends at a London nightclub? The tearful ex then tore a strip off of her so-called mate, too.
HolyMoly – Which fairly recent Doctor Who actor is spending a bit too much time at the moment cruising public toilets in the West End of London?
PopBitch – Following our story last week that someone has been using the floor of the Daily Mail office for their number twos, comes a story from the Financial Times. So just who was responsible for the copy of a tabloid newspaper left in the Gents’ toilets? The one which was open at a picture of Danniella Westbrook, and » Continued
PopBitch – Just who was it last Friday, who laid an enormous turd on the floor next to the lifts on the first floor of Daily Mail offices? (Sharon Osbourne… do you have an alibi?)
DailyMirror – Which singer – who is already struggling to patch things up with the mother of his child – slipped up at London’s Mandarin Oriental by snogging a gorgeous brunette publicist?
PopBitch – Which nominee is less gay than you’d think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket.
HolyMoly – Which popular female singer, currently enjoying big success, got » Continued
DailyMirror – Which singing reality star is secretly having an affair with a mega-boobed glamour girl? The person in question has been going to London for dirty weekends with his mistress. Your extra clue: He probably thinks he’s really scored with this one.
HolyMoly – Which mouthy British pop star thought it would be alright to join the mile high club with the » Continued
DailyMirror – Which stuck-up celeb is going to struggle to find a restaurant table as her demanding reputation and stingy attitude is getting her banned from top places around London? Your extra clue: Perhaps the money’s starting to dry up—it would explain a lot.