Rapper On Roids

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[Hollywood Street King] Who am I? I’m considered a rap legend, yet I seem to have run out of ideas. That’s why even my ghost writers have proven to not be able save me. As a rapper, I don’t appear to have much talent, and my producing abilities are no different than P Diddy’s [More...]

Pull My Wiener

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[National Enquirer] This weight-challenged star, who’s now on a new health kick, is trying to get the iconic fast-food stand Pink’s Hot Dogs in Hollywood to pull the popular wiener named after her. The new vegan convert is demanding that the stretch dog loaded with mustard, [More...]

Let’s Compare Meds

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[National Enquirer] These two female TV personalities, who’ve also had success in the music biz, have bonded over their shared interest in mental health care. Turns out the ditzy duo had more in common than anyone thought when they were hired for the same gig, and now they sit [More...]

High And Low

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[Blind Gossip] This very popular young performer is so much fun! And so upbeat! At least, that’s the side you see. What you don’t see is her dark side. The one that causes her to hurt herself. The good news is that there is an explanation, and that there are medications that [More...]

Mystery Time Off

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[BlindGossip] If you called up your boss and said , "I have a health issue, so I won't be in to work for the next month", would your company keep paying you with no questions asked? Would they hold your job open for you indefinitely? When someone who is actively working in [More...]