[EOnline] You ready for a game of six degrees of Blind Vice separation?
Poor vanilla Chutney Jones never has any fun, right?
Right. Except that she did, for like one second there after sl*tty Jerry Rock-Butt dumped her snooze-worthy (but expertly toned) tush to bed a more sexually adventurous T-town chick—Kiki Doheny, of course. So what did old Chut do? » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] Which iconic ’70s rock star is driving his band mates and family crazy with his newly developed germ phobia? The Lysol-spraying, antibacterial-wiping musician won’t even kiss his wife until she first gargles with Listerine!
[CDAN] This Jersey Shore star has had a rough year. They need r*hab and Valtrex now. » Continued
[CDAN] What celebrity who lost a bunch of weight supposedly off her diet program and never stops talking about it actually had surgery to achieve her amazing results.
[NationalEnquirer] Which iconic Oscar-winning actor/director may be suffering from the early stages of Alzheimer’s? The star recently had a meltdown at a Hollywood restaurant when he couldn’t find his cell phone to call his wife. Turns out he had accidentally tossed the cell into the men’s room toilet!
[NewYorkPost] Which soap opera star is using growth hormones and other supplements that are turning him a weird shade of yellow?
[CDAN] This reality star turned celebrity turned lead actor in really bad movies should really stop juicing up. Apparently when he made the moves on his much younger co-star (who is an incredible foreign born actress you have never heard of but has terrible taste in guys) he was unable to go from six to midnight. He blamed being tired, but it is because of the roids. They tried again the next day but still nothing.
[NationalEnquirer] Which Grammy-winning singer is battling a serious MRSA infection due to his numerous plastic surgery procedures? The entertainer’s botched face has been the talk of Hollywood and Las Vegas for years, but now his thin frame and freaky features have people whispering louder than ever!
[BlindGossip] This future bride is now in full panic mode about her wedding day. Her dress doesn’t fit. Rather than spend the next few weeks exercising and dieting, she has decided on more drastic measures, and has a three-point plan at the ready: » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] Which famous game-show host’s wife believes he’s cheating because he takes Viagra religiously, but is rarely intimate with her? He denies that he strays and says he pops the pills to curb his mood swings.
[CDAN] An easy one to start. This television tattoo artist who seems to be more famous for who she dates rather than her tattoos does not have much respect from many of her fellow artists. They think she gives the industry a bad name because she has posted photos of herself doing tattoos without gloves or other safety precautions which is pretty scary when you are talking about blood and needles.
[CDAN] This aging Academy Award winning actor is having trouble getting parts for the first time in his life. Not because there are no offers, there are lots, but our actor cannot remember his lines and is showing first stage signs of Alzheimer’s.
[BlindGossip] This pretty girl is usually a true professional. She shows up for rehearsal on time, works hard, and rarely misses a day. Except, that is, when she perceives that someone else is stealing her thunder.
She recently pulled out of a scheduled gig at the last minute, claiming that she was sick. Liar. There wasn’t a darn thing wrong with her except » Continued
[BuzzFoto] Her camp claimed she was hospitalized for exhaustion this last time, but it was really for » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] What Oscar-winning actor is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal!
[BuzzFoto] This C List Actress mostly from film and a few network TV cameos is such a health nut, her kids are starting to suffer. After years of hopping on what ever the latest fad diet is popular, she’s forcing her unhealthy habits on her children. Her daughters are underweight and school officials finally complained to the authorities about it out of concern for the girls’ health. 557
[NewYorkPost] Which TV star’s wife is seriously hampering his ability to work because her dr*g habit is so bad that he can’t leave her alone for even short periods of time to film?
CDAN – This almost newborn baby to this B list actress was born with a birth defect. The reason? She did c*ke most of the way through her pregnancy.
Buzzfoto – This very depressed C list actress is doing her best to find a way to survive her crushing mental illness. She’s engaged in very self destructive behaviors in the past as a coping mechanism, but her new dr*g is diving into one relationship after another. We recently heard about her breakup and now we’ve heard about her new relationship. We hear the relationship is not a good thing, because it’s abusive. On both ends. 547
EOnline – Ever wonder why hunky heartthrob Rick Danger-Zip split with his long-time gf Sunny Sweet-Cheeks? They seemed just perfect for each in that whole Britney and Justin sort of way, which is why it absolutely broke our hearts when they called it splits.
Well, here’s the » Continued