Girl Hedges on Trimming Her Bush

LaineyGossip – Young star of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her situation was so unkempt, “like even more than the 70s”, he had to tap out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal note though, let’s make this sh*t fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement too. Carry on then with your guesses now.

Her Hairy Face Cost Her a Job

LaineyGossip – When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. » Continued

She Literally has Fat Breasts

PopBitch – Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trialing a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they’ve had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win – he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover!

His Personal Hair Wrangler

CDAN – This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor’s side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods.

Big Attitude with The Little People

UPDATED!

LaineyGossip – Bad with people: Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and sh*t on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but » Continued

She is Dating her Former Stalker

BuzzFoto – This D List star/model who is always hungry for attention, met her boyfriend in the strangest of ways. He was a longtime fan of hers, bordering on stalking her at some points in her career. He kept locks of her hair and ran a fan site. He sent her fan mail every week and at a point of desperation, she agreed to meet up with him. She claims it was love at first sight and the two have been dating ever since. 398

The Contract Rider of an Oscar Girl

CDAN – Something a little different today. A copy of a rider. Of a B list movie actress although she did some television back in the day. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee. » Continued

Trainer Out and Pretty Boy In

PopBitch – Word from a certain lake in Italy is that this heavily closeted Tinseltown actor has ditched the personal trainer/hairdresser/assistant he’s been having a relationship with for years in favour of a very pretty 17-year-old. He’s said to be besotted but even his regular entourage are worried the lad
in question may not have the purest motives. Sorry, no more clues.

Baldy Just Needs a Hole

CDAN – This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, It doesn’t matter to me. If it has a hole, I will f* it.” Oh, and he is a dad. Nice.

A Pipe and A Shirt and A Red Carpet

CDAN – This could be a first. This former B list movie actress who is still a gorgeous C+ lister who does television now to make ends meet is known for a few great movie roles. Really great roles. Like one of them should have been Academy Award nominated. Anyway, this week she went to a big event. No big deal right? Well, » Continued

Page 5 of 11« First...34567...10...Last »