Girl Hedges on Trimming Her Bush

LaineyGossip – Young star of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her situation was so unkempt, “like even more than the 70s”, he had to tap out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal note though, let’s make this sh*t fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement too. Carry on then with your guesses now.

Her Hairy Face Cost Her a Job

LaineyGossip – When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. » Continued

She Literally has Fat Breasts

PopBitch – Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trialing a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they’ve had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win – he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover!

His Personal Hair Wrangler

CDAN – This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor’s side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods.

Big Attitude with The Little People

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LaineyGossip – Bad with people: Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and sh*t on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but » Continued

She is Dating her Former Stalker

BuzzFoto – This D List star/model who is always hungry for attention, met her boyfriend in the strangest of ways. He was a longtime fan of hers, bordering on stalking her at some points in her career. He kept locks of her hair and ran a fan site. He sent her fan mail every week and at a point of desperation, she agreed to meet up with him. She claims it was love at first sight and the two have been dating ever since. 398

The Contract Rider of an Oscar Girl

CDAN – Something a little different today. A copy of a rider. Of a B list movie actress although she did some television back in the day. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee. » Continued

Trainer Out and Pretty Boy In

PopBitch – Word from a certain lake in Italy is that this heavily closeted Tinseltown actor has ditched the personal trainer/hairdresser/assistant he’s been having a relationship with for years in favour of a very pretty 17-year-old. He’s said to be besotted but even his regular entourage are worried the lad
in question may not have the purest motives. Sorry, no more clues.

Baldy Just Needs a Hole

CDAN – This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, It doesn’t matter to me. If it has a hole, I will f* it.” Oh, and he is a dad. Nice.

A Pipe and A Shirt and A Red Carpet

CDAN – This could be a first. This former B list movie actress who is still a gorgeous C+ lister who does television now to make ends meet is known for a few great movie roles. Really great roles. Like one of them should have been Academy Award nominated. Anyway, this week she went to a big event. No big deal right? Well, » Continued

Boyfriend Nixes Actress’ Drastic Change

BuzzFoto – This young and talented actress is going to star in a movie where the role requires she do something drastic to her appearance. She refused to do it at first because it requires » Continued

Bad Hairdo and Bad Temper

VillageVoice – Which ex-supermodel once threw a pair of scissors at her hairdresser because she didn’t like her ‘do? (She wisely handed him some settlement cash on the spot to avoid any judicial vengeance.)

The Ultimate Fake Reality Star

BlindGossip – There are reality stars who are faking it with their boobs, their hair, their houses, their tans, their money, and their dates. But this one is faking it with her marriage. While she is legally married, her husband is gay. He knows it, she know it, and everyone in their family knows it. In return for supporting his image as a successful hetero man, she gets a fat payday. The wrinkle in the plan is that » Continued

Movie Star has a Beard and a Hair Stylist

StarMagazine – This big screen leading man is dating one of the most beautiful women in the world — and having an affair with a male hairstylist at the same time. Insiders say the gorgeous gal knows all about it — she’s posing as his lover to advance his career.

Actor is a Serious Manscaper

BlindGossip – It isn’t unusual for male stars to occasionally have their backs and chests waxed in preparation for a scene in which they will be shirtless. This one star carried it even further. He insisted that the beauty technician also wax his butt and do some serious manscaping on his nether regions, neither which was going to be included in the film. He picked up the habit from a well-groomed ex who was disgusted by his naturally hirsute body, and who would block any intimate physical contact with him until his body was completely hair-free. No It’s Not:  Alec Baldwin or any of his brothers.

Rapunzel Gets a Lot of Help

BlindGossip – This movie actress is known for her beauty: piercing eyes, full lips, shapely legs, gorgeous hair. Oh, wait. Better scratch that last one off the list. She has been dieting so strictly that her hair has started falling out in clumps. She has a new project filming soon, so she’s been trying out hair extensions. We’re sure she’ll credit the extensions for the sudden increase in length, but when you see her, you’ll know that longer hair wasn’t the motivating factor for her new hairdo.

He's Getting a Bigger Butt Bump

BuzzFoto – It was ages ago when this actor was considered a heart throb, and now the actor is struggling to cling to a career that’s just as doomed as his thinning hair line. The actor not only has terrible plugs (we suspect, this is unconfirmed) but is hoping to get implants in his derriere in order to do a nude scene that he’s hoping will put him back in sex symbol status. We don’t mind his acting, but we think we should keep the clothes on and face facts. Not Nicolas Cage.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Reality Star

StarMagazine – Which ex reality star’s eating disorder is so bad, she now has peach fuzz all over body? She’s desperate to get rid of it – and her cleaning crew complains about having to continuously clean up the gooey mess all the hair removers leave behind.

Singer Has Completely Cracked Up

CDAN – This former long time A list singer is so » Continued

A Shaved Head and a Cat Suit

Downfront2 – This female Singer is trying too hard to be relevant. Her new album is being released soon. She has been showing up on promo appearances with her hair shaved and see through cat suits. She is the mother of two kids, and this look does not suit her.

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