The Bigger The Better

BuzzFotoThis actor, known mostly for his great hair and good looks over his acting ability, might surround himself with stick thin supermodels at times, but we’re told he has a ‘big girl f*tish.’ He scours the internet for listings and photos of lovely, big, and curvaceous women and hooks up with them whenever possible!

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Lucretia’s Man Won’t Marry Her

EOnlineWe are really starting to feel sorry for Lucretia Johnson.

Last time we checked in on the quasi bloated, not preggers blond babe, she was seriously turning to alcohol to cope with her seemingly downward spiral. She’s just not what (and where) she used to be, career-wise, ya know?

Adding to Lucretia’s woes, her newest beau » Continued

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Gay Mogul Likes Them Hairless

VillageVoiceWhich gay mogul recently met a young guy at a soiree and offered “any amount you want” to go home with him, as long as the guy wasn’t hairy? (He specifically wanted dirty, sweaty sex with a smooth Jewish twink. The guy said, “Oy.”)

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An Actor Goes to WeHo

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] This actor has been under a lot of scrutiny about his sexuality. While he has been keeping a very low public profile (with the exception of a magazine cover here or there), he isn’t exactly sitting at home with the wife and kids night after night. In fact, he recently made an appearance at a WeHo gay bar with some male friends. They were swigging down drinks and cracking jokes about a certain organization to which he belongs. No, the organization is not The Hair Club for Men.

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What Really Happened to His Car

CDAN – Money is obviously not a problem for this B list movie and television actor who has serious hair issues to go along with his bad attitude. He had so many parking tickets for one of his cars that he just walked away from the car rather than pay the accumulated $10,000 in fines on the car.

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A Very Expensive and Stingy Haircut

CDAN – This reality star, well not really anymore thank goodness. Anyway, she recently got a $2,000 hair cut and did not tip anyone. She also said thank you to just one person and that was her bodyguard when he opened the door for her. Classless.

SOLVED!

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Veronica Bee-Stings’ Plastic Secret

EOnlineWe were expecting to induct Veronica Bee-Stings into our exclusive Blind Vice club when one of her flirt fests with a certain married costar went too far. See, V. is a knockout, that’s for sure, and she loves that men want her—especially hunky ones who are already spoken for. And they do, surely. But we’re not here to discuss her femme fatal ways. Rather, today’s secretive lesson is about all the money that’s gone into » Continued

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Why Lucretia is a Bloated Babe

EOnline -  We toss around the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there’s a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best. And the poor gal’s also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that’s pretty scandalous stuff. Shouldn’t be, but it is. And guess what? » Continued

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The Blonde Hoover

PopBitch – We’ve mentioned seeing this Hollywood blonde hoovering up a huge line of gak at a fashion week party before. New York party hosts say » Continued

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Actress Tries to Hook Up with Ron Weasley

TheGloss – What blonde actress spent all of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One premiere last night trying unsuccessfully to hit on Rupert Grint? Our behind the scenes gossip wonders if perhaps the actress was trying to make herself feel better after recently losing out on a coveted movie role.

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TV Star has Crew Rolling Their Eyes

BlindGossip – This woman thinks she will soon be toplining a television show. However, she is being a pain in the a**, and early-stage discussions with the production team are not going well. » Continued

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Girl Hedges on Trimming Her Bush

LaineyGossip – Young star of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her situation was so unkempt, “like even more than the 70s”, he had to tap out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal note though, let’s make this sh*t fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement too. Carry on then with your guesses now.

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Her Hairy Face Cost Her a Job

LaineyGossip – When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. » Continued

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She Literally has Fat Breasts

PopBitch – Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trialing a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they’ve had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win – he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover!

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His Personal Hair Wrangler

CDAN – This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor’s side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods.

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Big Attitude with The Little People

UPDATED!

LaineyGossip – Bad with people: Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and sh*t on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but » Continued

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She is Dating her Former Stalker

BuzzFoto – This D List star/model who is always hungry for attention, met her boyfriend in the strangest of ways. He was a longtime fan of hers, bordering on stalking her at some points in her career. He kept locks of her hair and ran a fan site. He sent her fan mail every week and at a point of desperation, she agreed to meet up with him. She claims it was love at first sight and the two have been dating ever since. 398

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The Contract Rider of an Oscar Girl

CDAN – Something a little different today. A copy of a rider. Of a B list movie actress although she did some television back in the day. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee. » Continued

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Trainer Out and Pretty Boy In

PopBitch – Word from a certain lake in Italy is that this heavily closeted Tinseltown actor has ditched the personal trainer/hairdresser/assistant he’s been having a relationship with for years in favour of a very pretty 17-year-old. He’s said to be besotted but even his regular entourage are worried the lad
in question may not have the purest motives. Sorry, no more clues.

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Baldy Just Needs a Hole

CDAN – This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, It doesn’t matter to me. If it has a hole, I will f* it.” Oh, and he is a dad. Nice.

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