StyleList – Which international male fashion model, in an unusual twist, is secretly straight? The openly gay film actor he’s dating (and having pay for his lifestyle) doesn’t know about the girlfriend he keeps back home.
NY Daily News – Which closeted TV icon enjoys “water sports” in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it.
Daily Mirror – Which actor’s clinging girlfriend is nicknamed SWF – Single White Female – by his friends because of her crazy obsessive compulsive behavious? She won’t let him talk to other females…or gay men!
BuzzFoto – This supposedly-straight blonde actor on a hit network comedy was certainly acting anything but lady-oriented at a St. Patty’s Day celebration at one of WeHo’s most notorious gay clubs yesterday. He was downing beer and male dance partners at an alarming rate.
It wasn’t Jason Segel!
StyleList – Which 90s super-supermodel, like Sally Field in “Soapdish,” has her publicist call ahead and arrange “surprise” visits to gay bars when she travels the world? The gays are the only ones who will give her the shrieking adoration she craves.
Daily Mirror – Which music big shot renowned for his way with ladies is having a fling with his male colleague? They always fight in public.. but it’s a front for a passionate love affair.
BuzzFoto – This once-hot singer has experienced a rough patch in the love department over the last couple years. We’re wondering if this sweet soubrette has decided to switch allegiances from men to women. A friend of ours saw our girl in a gay bar last night, dancing like mad. And only with women, who were decidedly NOT straight.
It wasn’t Pink.
StyleList- Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career?
NY Daily News – Which newly engaged lesbian would be horrified to discover her main squeeze has been sleeping around … with men?
Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain bearded lady is sporting a bit of stubble? So say sources close to the buoyant babe who tell me that she’s moved on from her messy marital machinations by stepping out with a well-known gay blade who’s dated his share of Sapphic senoritas. When the pretty palomino began showing off her legal eagle stud to friends, they warned the dazed ditz that she’s repeating her past mistakes. She simply laughed and says, “Don’t you think I’d know if he was gay?” Umm…NO!