BuzzFoto – This actor, first popular in a foreign country, keeps on pissing off the ladies in his proximity. Turns out that he is really just an old fashioned woman hater, full of snide comments and uppity innuendo for the fairer sex. This probably won’t help him in battling all those gay rumors.
It’s not Hugh Laurie.
SOLVED!
StyleList – Which Euro fashion designer with an outrageous reputation and a recent contract with a major US retailer might yet regret that night out at a leather club many years ago? There’s a picture involving nipple clamps and a douche d’or that won’t play so well in Peoria.
EOnline – Ever since Judas J*-Off made his smarmy debut, I do think it’s fair to say Toothy Tile’s been breathing a tad easier. Of course, Toothy went so far back into the proverbial closet, I think the only heavy panting T.T. ever does anymore is when he 
NY Daily News – Which sensual singer tells his girlfriends that although he’s straight, he still receives oral pleasure from other men – then fumes when they suggest he’s bisexual?
StyleList – Which partnered NYC designer has a profile on the gay sex site Manhunt seeking weekday assignations? Not only is there a headshot on the ad, but he’ll also send you his cell phone number if you ask nicely. However he’s not telling the whole truth when he claims to be 5’11″.
NY Daily News – Which seemingly straight married actor conducts his man-to-man hanky-panky in the hangar of the Santa Monica Airport?
EOnline – I know what you’re thinking: Is anybody in Hollywood straight? Skanky David Duchovny is. Brad Pitt maybe. I think that might be it! But seriously, the town’s full of pooftahs. Get friggin’ used to it. Always has been that way—always will be. It’s a community full of creative types, babe, that’s just the way it goes!
StyleList – Which international male fashion model, in an unusual twist, is secretly straight? The openly gay film actor he’s dating (and having pay for his lifestyle) doesn’t know about the girlfriend he keeps back home.
NY Daily News – Which closeted TV icon enjoys “water sports” in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it.
Daily Mirror – Which actor’s clinging girlfriend is nicknamed SWF – Single White Female – by his friends because of her crazy obsessive compulsive behavious? She won’t let him talk to other females…or gay men!
BuzzFoto – This supposedly-straight blonde actor on a hit network comedy was certainly acting anything but lady-oriented at a St. Patty’s Day celebration at one of WeHo’s most notorious gay clubs yesterday. He was downing beer and male dance partners at an alarming rate.
StyleList – Which 90s super-supermodel, like Sally Field in “Soapdish,” has her publicist call ahead and arrange “surprise” visits to gay bars when she travels the world? The gays are the only ones who will give her the shrieking adoration she craves.
Daily Mirror – Which music big shot renowned for his way with ladies is having a fling with his male colleague? They always fight in public.. but it’s a front for a passionate love affair.
BuzzFoto – This once-hot singer has experienced a rough patch in the love department over the last couple years. We’re wondering if this sweet soubrette has decided to switch allegiances from men to women. A friend of ours saw our girl in a gay bar last night, dancing like mad. And only with women, who were decidedly NOT straight.
StyleList- Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career?
NY Daily News – Which newly engaged lesbian would be horrified to discover her main squeeze has been sleeping around … with men?
Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain bearded lady is sporting a bit of stubble? So say sources close to the buoyant babe who tell me that she’s moved on from her messy marital machinations by stepping out with a well-known gay blade who’s dated his share of Sapphic senoritas. When the pretty palomino began showing off her legal eagle stud to friends, they warned the dazed ditz that she’s repeating her past mistakes. She simply laughed and says, “Don’t you think I’d know if he was gay?” Umm…NO!
BuzzFoto – This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking.
EOnline – Shocker! There’s yet another secret gay actor whose star is rising faster than Chris Brown’s temper! Right now, No-Beave Steve has a decent gig making a name for himself playing loveable but hateful characters.
NY Daily News – Which closeted jack-of-all-trades just became secretly engaged to her girlfriend? Word is, the two will wed soon in N.J.
