BuzzFoto – This is an quirky sort of blind that we’ve been sitting on for a while, but why not? An A List actor in the 90′s was once told by a specialist hired as a joke by his friends that if he mixed crushed-up butterfinger candy bars with buttermilk and made it into a paste it would take away acne scars and blemishes. He put it on his face every day for a year until his friends finally confessed the joke. 522
EOnline – Crotch Uh-Lastic’s Getting Careless: Crotch Uh-Lastic is continuing his downward, totally bizarre spiral.
As if tweaking out in the day and running on zero sleep wasn’t damaging enough to that pretty bod of his, now Crotch is tampering with something we never used to worry about: his career.
Seems those concerned friend’s of his have reason to worry after all…
Recently CUL agreed to make a guest appearance on a friend’s website. Crotch is really quite funny, especially in skits like this. At least he used to be.
A source on the scene dishes that » Continued
LaineyGossip – She’s the girl who isn’t friendly with the other girls when they go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead, she focuses all of her attention on the men – attempts to impress them by spewing out facts she’s read in the newspaper, verbatim, without much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship, whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, she’d make no attempt to engage the other women. Rather, she’d spend most of her time flirting with the boyfriends and husbands » Continued
NationalEnquirer – Which A-List Oscar winner refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone in Hollywood already knows he is gay? The talented thespian says he needs to keep his sexuality a secret to make his straight characters more believable. But his friends say he is really just afraid of losing primo leading roles.
EOnline – Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn’t exactly had an easy time of it with the fame game. Dr*gs have been a staple for the talented girl, let’s be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you’d probably resort to chemical add*ction, too, right?
Well, that combined with your mom scr*wing your friends » Continued
EOnline – If anyone’s been wondering why the very funny Coco Crack-Head, who used to have a most natural figure, has recently become bone-thin, we have a pretty good clue as to why: » Continued
BuzzFoto – This British actor known for his diverse range of theater, film and television productions made a cult favorite movie in the 80′s that didn’t do so well in the box office. He revealed recently he once had a sordid, “experimental” affair with a straight actor he worked with on that film. It was a short-lived romantic relationship, but the two remain good friends to this day.
EOnline – We toss around the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there’s a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best. And the poor gal’s also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that’s pretty scandalous stuff. Shouldn’t be, but it is. And guess what? » Continued
BuzzFoto – These celebrity BFF’s have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they’re good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It’s bound to get out soon because we’re hearing about it. 439
CDAN – Just goes to show you that a-holes hang around other a-holes. This former A list female reality star was out with her celebrity sister who is not really a reality star. Anyway, the pair ran up a $2000 bar tab and did not even bother leaving a tip. That is not the truly awful part though. The awful part was that » Continued