[The Sunday Mirror] This super-skinny star prefers chomping down on add*ctive painkillers to eating a proper meal.
[Daily Mirror] Which telly chef doesn’t come up with any of the recipes in his books? An assistant comes up with all the ideas and he just approves it and puts his name to it. Naughty.
[Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which pop star has moved into a new place right opposite a Nando’s? His mum can’t cook for him so it’s takeaways all the way. Watch the waistline!
[National Enquirer] This showbiz legend loves testing her star power! The Oscar winner took her spoiled pooch to a five-star luxury hotel that doesn’t allow pets. Not only did she get them to bend the rules but also persuaded the chef to cook the dog organic chicken with carrots and potatoes – and even had housekeeping bring it heated blankets! Who is this demanding diva?
[The People] Which celeb is hated so much by co-stars he has to scoff his packed lunch alone in his car?
[Sunday Mirror] SssH! Which pop star is enjoying her hallucinogenic chocolate (chocolate laced with acid) a bit too much these days? Apparently she loves getting off her head. Naughty!
[BG Note: Could one of our UK friends please explain the phrase “Off her head”?]
[National Enquirer] Which A-list star, who recently gave birth to her third child, is so desperate to get her supermodel figure back that she enlisted the help of a close pal/famous director to whip her back into shape? The leggy 40-something actress is using the quirky moviemaker’s nutrition counselor, who’s helping her come up with a raw diet plan.