Daily Mirror – At the ELLE Style Awards 2009 in Association with H&M after party: Which wide-eyed actress was so wired on cocaine, she nearly vomited over her main course before a flunky removed her plate?
Buzzfoto – Which A-List Celeb’s private plane was egged when he attended Sundance? When he approached his Jet to fly home, it was covered in eggs and shaving cream. No one knows for sure who did it, but it might have something to do with the locals he p* off when he snubbed them in a club. It’s not Ashton Kutcher.
BlindGossip – It looks like supermodels aren’t the only ones treating their household staff badly. An employee of a television star in the Los Angeles area has been talking about filing charges against their boss. The celebrity – known for their quick wit – is accused of some not-so-funny behavior, including serving the staff burned or spoiled food to eat, forcing them to work long hours without overtime pay, and refusing to allow them to seek professional medical attention when they injured themselves on the job.
BlindGossip – Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. The other half of the time, it’s left in a kennel while the owner travels.
Janet Charlton – This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down-to-earth guy is freakier than he looks. He never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body.
Which actor should modify his behavior before his actress wife kicks him to the curb? The couple was dining out at a trendy restaurant when the wife noticed that he was blatently checking out every attractive woman who walked by. She warned him once to stop. When he did it again, she stood up, swore at him loud enough for several tables to hear, threw her napkin at him, and then stormed out of the restaurant. Given his history, it’s a little hard to blame her for being sensitive.
Which good-looking young actor took a car that didn’t belong to him? After dining at a restaurant favored by Hollywood hot shots – and consuming as much alcohol as food - he pointed out his car to the valet. The valet grabbed the keys without checking to see if the numbered valet parking tickets matched, and handed off the vehicle to the actor. It wasn’t until the actor got a parking ticket on the car an hour later that he realized that it wasn’t even his car. He drove straight back to the restaurant, where a very relieved valet quickly and quietly exchanged keys. The actor didn’t pay the parking ticket, nor did he tip the valet. The first car’s owner is in for quite the surprise when they get the late notice in the mail.
This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : “She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head.” The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The official split will happen early next year.
This A list actor on a hit network comedy show has been telling anyone who will listen about all the holiday giving he has been doing and how he has adopted several families in the Los Angeles area to give them a Christmas since they cannot afford one on their own. He talks about how he has been buying gifts and is going to be bringing them a holiday meal and it goes on and on and on. He isn’t doing anything like that at all. He just likes that it makes him looks good. When his publicist found about the ruse, she decided to find an actual family and make good on at least some of the crap her client was spinning. When she approached the client about visiting the family she found, he declined saying he didn’t have the time but autographed a couple of DVDs from his television show for them instead. c
Which two female entertainers are actually competing to see who can weigh the least? They are both looking scary skinny, but lie about the reasons why. They say that they never diet, or that they are into fitness, or that they are naturally thin, or that they find it difficult to keep weight on because they are working so hard. Not true. Food is never near their mouths unless someone films them. They are both publicity hounds, and absolutely love all the attention a shrinking body brings, including magazine covers. The girls compare weight on a daily basis. They are actually competing to see who can weigh the least. As long as their weight keeps them in the news, expect the madness to continue. bg
Which celebrity is acting like a real turkey this Thanksgiving holiday? He and his wife, who are both actors, have been sparring lately over a variety of issues, the most serious being his getting a little too friendly with a co-star. The wife had hoped that a traditional Thanksgiving gathering in their home would reawaken those feelings of love for her and the kids. She has prepared tons of food, and will be hosting more than two dozen relatives, most of them his. However, at the last minute he told her that he couldn’t get away from a project he is working on. It’s not true though. He is actually with a friend in Las Vegas. While his wife didn’t know until he called, the airlines and hotels have known for weeks that he was going to Vegas. bg
BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities. Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.
Janet Charlton – This celebrity made quite an impact on Celebrity Rehab. He was a real challenge for Dr Drew. He and his girlfriend were at a celebrity event when they happened to meet a man and his wife who were huge fans of the rehabbed performer. The couples started chatting and our rehab guy was so flattered that he invited the pair over for dinner. When the admiring couple arrived at the celebrity’s house they were startled to see large nude photos of the girlfriend hanging on the walls. The “rehabber” offered the visitors wine and an array of pills! The guests were horrified but before they could leave the celebrity invited them to strip down for a “sexy swing session.” The frightened pair ran off without getting a chance to tell the celebrity that the woman was an ordained minister!
EOnline – [ChubbyA is an actor who] used to be so cute, in that trash-collector-hit-the-lottery-and-got-a-makeover kinda way. Always something likable about his in-your-face appeal, totally doable, too. Until he decided bad TV was his thing and Sara Lee was his lady, along with all those real-life ladies you have to purchase. ChubbyA’s unhappy in his marriage, big deal. [Go] to Vegas and order a hooker to the club where you’re having a drink instead of straight to your hotel room? Total loserville on so many levels. You must truly be desperate. And It Ain’t: John Travolta, Scott Baio, Howie Mandel
Editor’s Note: In the UK, “frozen food” is used to describe food that is prepared elsewhere, such as pizza or pastries.