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Waitress Didn’t Find This Actress Funny

CDAN – This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She » Continued

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He Insists on Clear Ice Cubes

VillageVoice – Which married gay insists on clear ice cubes only in his drinks and everyone’s afraid to ask him why?

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Tasty Snacks to Help Her Stay Young

BuzzFoto – She’s a big name in Hollywood, though we’re not sure we’d call her an A-List actress. She is aging and going to great limits to turn back time. Two of the craziest things we have heard she is doing to slow down the aging process are » Continued

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Tycoon Makes You Pay for Your Supper

DailyMirror – Which tycoon makes his women perform s*x acts in exchange for their supper? Strangely enough it has worked for decades.

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She Orders Big Meals and Stays Thin

dinner 2CDAN – Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn’t want to send it back again but it still isn’t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.

SOLVED!

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Restaurant Owner Does the Dine and Dash

man eating food 2NYPost – Which novice restaurant co-owner table-hops, orders food and drink for the table, partakes with gusto, then moves on before the check comes? Old friends are horrified to end up paying for the owner’s dinner.

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Pancakes and Hot Cocoa and The Guest House

pancakes 1BlindGossip – They will spend Christmas morning together with their child/ren, opening gifts and having a family breakfast of pancakes and hot cocoa. Sweet, right? Not really. Their Christmas present to each other is several uninterrupted hours » Continued

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She Declared Open Season on Oreos

oreo cookieBlindGossip – This actress is a chameleon on the screen but seems to be quite down-to-earth in real life. That’s why it was surprising for us to learn that she is considered a real nut case by a former employee. One day she ordered the staffer to throw out » Continued

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Second Helping of Dessert During the Holidays

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BuzzFoto – This married B List Actress (Film and Television) had a very good Thanksgiving and Christmas. We’re only hearing about it now, because soon the snow is going to hit the fan so to speak, but the whole story started back last November. Our Actress was at Thanksgiving with the family when she and her brother-in-law went for a so-called ‘grocery run.’ Someone claimed they had run out of something silly like pie or whipped cream » Continued

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How She Really Became Super Skinny

megan fox 2BuzzFoto – This super skinny A/B lister has always blamed her skinny weight on her incredible metabolism and good genes. Well, we know that every time she goes out to a restaurant, » Continued

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How to Have a Very Happy Thanksgiving

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BuzzFoto – This story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner » Continued

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Pedigreed Party Girl is Running Wild

miley cyrus taylor momsenLaineyGossip – Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s » Continued

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Hip Checked at the Canadian Pharmacy

canadian pharmacyCDAN – You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor » Continued

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Cooking Up Rumors About An Affair

female chef bwCDAN – This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. » Continued

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I’m So Glad You Like My Fake Cooking

woman cooking 1NYDailyNews – What “star chef” has been hoodwinking her dinner guests by ordering in dishes she claims she made herself?

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Lose the Lies and You'll Lose the Weight

hamburger 4BlindGossip – This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years. Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star’s » Continued

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An Actress With Bad Table Manners

christina ricciBuzzFoto – Over the weekend, this award winning actress, who is supposed to be sober, was hardly discreet at the dinner table of an event when she did a line of c*ocaine that was in her compact. Not Christina Ricci.

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We Imagine They're Teabagging Each Other

cup of teaDailyMirror – Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads – but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after…

Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this.

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Convinced She Will Gain Weight if She Stops

scaleJanetCharlton – This singer has been losing weight for an important TV role but she’s doing it the dangerous way » Continued

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Coffee Tea or More Than One of Me

flight attendant 3CDAN – This recently deceased D list comedian was huge back in the day. On a flight to Trinidad & Tobago our comedian asked one of the flight attendants out that night for dinner. » Continued

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