BlindGossip – Here’s the inside scoop on three women with floundering careers. Actually, the word “career” when used in connection with any of the three is debatable, because none of them has a job that requires anything remotely resembling skills. If you ask them, they like to say » Continued
StyleList – Which aspiring model had an awkward moment when she was introduced to a fashion editor by a trying-to-be-helpful friend? Turns out the editor had already met the young lady at a restaurant when she was on a paid date with an older male companion, and using a different name.
StyleList – Which senior fashion critic hates the profile illustration being used by the web site of her media outlet, and bombards the editors with a different, youthfully flattering image of herself every week?
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?
CDAN – As a guy, this one is extremely painful to write. This A list movie actor who was also a star on television has a scene in a recent movie where he strips down to his underwear. Because of the » Continued
BlindGossip – This celebrity claims to be a Size 2, and starts ranting whenever anyone even suggests that she might be a larger size. Frankly, we think it’s hard to keep up with which parts of her body are real, and which have been enhanced.
Whose body part is this? What size do you think she really is?
SOLVED! » Continued
StyleList – Which former Project Runway personality has some rather disturbing “art” pics of himself on his Facebook page, from when he was maybe a little too young to take his clothes off?
NY Daily News – Which young starlet demanded 17 free handbags after forgetting she needed to buy gifts?
StyleList – Which Asian fashion editor is sick of being congratulated in NYC restaurants for his designs for Michelle Obama? Um, that would be Jason Wu.
NY Post – Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck.
StyleList – Which Euro fashion designer with an outrageous reputation and a recent contract with a major US retailer might yet regret that night out at a leather club many years ago? There’s a picture involving nipple clamps and a douche d’or that won’t play so well in Peoria.
StyleList – Which swarthy NYC fashion editor is the first in history to ask the Council of Fashion Designers of America if he could nominate himself for their prestigious Eugenia Shepard journalism award? The answer was “yes” … but he still didn’t get it.
StyleList – Which partnered NYC designer has a profile on the gay sex site Manhunt seeking weekday assignations? Not only is there a headshot on the ad, but he’ll also send you his cell phone number if you ask nicely. However he’s not telling the whole truth when he claims to be 5’11″.
StyleList – Which NYC fashion editor tried to explain away curious wounds on his face as shaving cuts? In fact they were chemical burns left by amyl nitrate, a sex-enhancing drug, spilled during a drunken tryst.
StyleList – Which fashion magazine tried to do the right thing by collecting cosmetics swag to send along to a women’s shelter? Pity they didn’t explain to the interns, who picked it clean, that the collection unit by the elevators wasn’t a give-away bin.
CDAN – This C list movie actress with A list name recognition who used to be kind of a big deal, but now is only a big deal in her mind chain smokes constantly when she is doing any kind of photo shoot. The reason? Her goal is to make the clothes smell so bad that the designer or magazine will give them all to her for free.
StyleList – Which under-employed actress is supporting herself by pretending to be her own stylist to call in samples and then selling them on eBay?
BlindGossip – Which actress refuses to takes her clothes off, even during very intimate moments? She is young and beautiful, so you would think she would wear as little clothing as possible. Actually, she is so self-concious about some recent plastic surgery improvements that she has taken to wearing a bra and tshirt to bed.
StyleList – Which international male fashion model, in an unusual twist, is secretly straight? The openly gay film actor he’s dating (and having pay for his lifestyle) doesn’t know about the girlfriend he keeps back home.
StyleList – Which fashion-forward socialite is secretly selling the family jewels through a middle-man in Italy so her friends don’t find out the family has run out of money? This will come as a rude shock to the two generations beneath her, who don’t realize the inheritance is largely gone.