 HolyMoly – Which flame-haired supermodel/actress is open to a bit of ‘hows your farver’ with City types when away from her transatlantic boyfriend, especially around her birthday? “A good effort,” is how they described her. The poor boyfriend had recently been in the press, bemoaning the fact they don’t live closer to each other. Sadly, it doesn’t sound like she’s too arsed, mate!
 CDAN – This C list almost exclusively movie actress who has been in some important movies thought she had found true love. It sounds like true terror. In what should be her coming out party for her first real big lead role, she instead has to deal with her new B list writer/director boyfriend who loves nothing more than hitting her. Very careful not to leave a mark on her face, she nevertheless was almost in tears on the red carpet from the pain he inflicted on her the night before her big premiere this week. Despite this, she still held his hand as they walked the red carpet. Sick I know.
 CDAN – Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20′s you wouldn’t have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway.
 Which spoilt pop brat has accused her best pal of stealing her style? She’s even been forcing her celeb friends to taunt her model mate.
Source: Daily Mirror
 Which TV actor didn’t realize who he was kissing? This handsome guy walked into a bar on New Year’s Eve and started hitting on a beautiful girl. The two got kissy very quickly. His friends finally arrived, and one of them pulled him aside and whispered in his ear that the girl was actually a very beautiful and very feminine transvestite. The actor turned red, was heard shouting “No f* way!”, and left immediately. In his rush, he left his cell phone behind, which he sheepishly had to pick it up at the tranny’s home the next day.
 A breakup with another celebrity in the past hasn’t turned off this actress to the possibility of marriage. Everyone thinks she is eager for her current beau to propose. Not true. While they make a photogenic couple and she does love him, she is the one stalling. There are two reasons. The first is that she is still cautious about marrying the current guy following a rocky period in their relationship. The second reason is that her ex and his current relationship are having problems. Our actress is hoping that they break up sooner rather than later, so she can swoop in and reclaim her ex.
 Which actress’ parents nixed her boyfriend because he “wasn’t like them”? The boyfriend is a music maker who has certainly made the rounds through a bunch of actresses. Most surprisingly, though, is the recent discovery that he was dating an actress who is aiming for A list status via films. The actress’ parents completely freaked out when they saw a photo of the couple as her laptop computer’s screensaver, and demanded she break up with him. Although you would know her parents’ names if you heard them – and assume that they would not care about things like income, race, religion, or age – they are actually just a couple of snobs who couldn’t get past the fact that he “wasn’t like them”. bg
 Which Wag has begged her boyfriend for a nose job for Christmas? The brunette is paranoid because his mates rib her about her hooter. dm
 CDAN – B+ list group… A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex’s mouth, especially concerning one of her ex’s and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got canceled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued.
 BlindGossip – What up-and-coming young actor cheated on his girlfriend of 3 years and got a 23 year old waitress pregnant? His publicist is making him stay far away from the waitress, as they obviously don’t want this to come out!
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 This celebrity couple is breaking up, but not for the reasons that you will read. The truth is that she isn’t getting the attention she craves – from the paparazzi. The couple was photographed constantly in the beginning of their relationship, but attention has since waned, and thus her interest in the guy. She even considered having a baby to generate more attention, but instead decided to ditch him and start fresh. Her next beau – who has already been selected – will be someone who will generate that photo op buzz to which she is addicted. Her big decision now is whether to roll out the new guy now, or to wait until after New Year’s to take advantage of the slower news cycle. Yes, she is that calculating. bg
 This B- list R&B singer just had her second abortion that her A list producer/singer boyfriend made her get. He says he doesn’t want anymore kids and that if she wants to be with him then she needs to stay childless. I don’t know if she is on birth control or not. I just know the details of what happened. She did get a nice $200,000 piece of bling after the first abortion. No word on what she got after this most recent one. cd
 BlindGossip – Which celebrity is publically photographed hanging all over her boyfriend, but is secretly seeing others on the side? Being part of a celebrity couple doubles her exposure, so she likes being photographed with and being interviewed about her current beau. The truth is that, despite her very public declarations of love, their relationship is not going well, so she flees into the arms of old boyfriends on a regular basis. One of them has nicknamed her “Tweety” because she Twitters him constantly during the day.
 BlindGossip – Girl 1 and Girl 2 have been friends for a long time. Girl 1 is clearly the more well-known and high profile of the two. While both have had their share of man troubles, Girl 1 has had extra press scrutiny in the past year based on some revelations about the demise of her relationship. Girl 2 has always been a good and supportive friend, and has always backed her pal both privately and publicly. Unfortunately, Girl 1 is not at all happy about the latter. In fact, she just told Girl 2 to “Shut the f*** up” and let her handle her own business with the press.
 This young performer deserves a smack upside the head. She manufactured a scandal that has been known to gain “exposure” for other young stars. She cried big fat alligator tears about how someone stole her laptop computer with her personal photos on it, and about how her attorney was going to sue everyone. It was all actually a publicity stunt staged by her to jumpstart her negligible career. Looks like the girl will have to marry her boyfriend with the famous name to generate publicity. bg
 Panache Report – This black female celebrity is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Her career has slowed down and she’s being made to feel guilty because she was once the breadwinner of her family… Her attempts at a comeback never materialize although she is involved with several low scale projects to stay visible… She is so desperate for male companionship… she was even seeing a banger on the sly until he roughed her up… She’s offering men money just to keep her company. She’s not broke due to past deals but she spends foolishly… You normally don’t see this type of behavior from a “young” woman in Hollywood.
 Which racing family lives life in the fast lane both on and off the track? There’s a rumour in Formula 1 that one father is enjoying his son’s girlfriend’s company a bit too much.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a Holy Moly item.
 CDAN – Which A list action star is paying big bucks to an unknown female actress to be his girlfriend for the next two months while he is doing press for his new film? He wants a girlfriend to talk about and not the increasing questions about his sexuality.
 CDAN – Two singers. One male, and one female. Yes, they are a couple but not in the same group. He has been a solid performer for a few years. Her? Not so long, but a much bigger name. Well as much as the two profess their love for each other you may think it must be just a perfect relationship. It was until she started sleeping with her agent whenever she can ditch the boyfriend.
 BlindGossip – Which young star has not been practicing safe sex? She is not one of those who has claimed to be a virgin, but definitely comes across as someone whose partners are the result of romance, rather than lust or alcohol. Turns out that she may have been a bit careless in the safe sex department, as she has racked up two abortions in the past two years.
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