Defamer – Which epic movie director specializes in f*cking make-up artists in his trailer on set? “He leaves the windows open so everyone can hear him,” said one colleague. “It’s the most macho bullsh*t.” The stunt backfired on a recent movie set because his squeeze was married.
HolyMoly – Which American TV actress (huge TV show. HUGE) demanded that their UK PR company paid for them to have their hair and make up done for an interview? Cheeky thing was that it was for a transatlantic phone call. Could they *be* any cheekier?!
StarMagazine – Which TV and movie star has been cheating on his wife for years? His makeup artist was his latest conquest, but he owes many other ladies Valentine’s Day presents!
BuzzFoto – This new momma is suffering from a little of the ‘baby-blues.’ Instead of her partner being supportive, he is being a total jerk. He tells her to ’snap out of it’ and ’stop feeling sorry for herself.’ He makes her do all the work with the infant and is constantly criticizing her and making fun of her if she doesn’t get dressed and made up in the morning. Not Sarah Michelle Gellar.
BuzzFoto – Over the weekend, this award winning actress, who is supposed to be sober, was hardly discreet at the dinner table of an event when she did a line of c*ocaine that was in her compact. Not Christina Ricci.
NYPost – Which still gorgeous ex-supermodel doesn’t use her own skin-care line, which she hawks on TV? She secretly uses Somme Institute’s MDT5 regimen instead.
StarMagazine – Which celebrity mom is a secret smoker? She puffs away in private and then hides the smell by applying lots of Purell and perfume. Plus, she chews gum after lighting up to mask her breath.
StyleList – Which curvy celebrity with a lucrative fragrance deal and defunct fashion line doesn’t like to admit she’s packed on a few pounds since the height of her fame? Her assistant has learned to ask for labels of a smaller size sewn into the fashion samples she calls in for her famously tempestuous boss.
StarMagazine – Which singer is such a diva that she wears bright red lipstick to bed? She recently made her hubby go out at 10pm to get a replacement tube of her favorite shade.
NYDailyNews – Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed – behind his back, of course – ‘Lip Gloss’ because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet?
StyleList – Which niche designer who first hit big 20 years ago looks like he might be about to break ties with the powerhouse cosmetics firm which makes his incredibly profitable fragrance? As the playwright said, “Attention must be paid.”