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Pop Star Claims Weight Loss is from Touring

woman thin 1DailyMirror – Which pop star claims her recent rapid weight loss is all down to non-stop touring? It’s actually due to » Continued

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Her Voice and Personal Life are Both Strained

42-17589713Downfront2 – This Female Singer may have a hard time selling her new album. She won’t do a series of interviews because she doesn’t want anyone asking her about her private life. She’s dating a married man, and her recent live performances are showing signs of a strained voice.

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At Least Ashlee Simpson Sang on Her Album

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CDAN – The year is 2006. If this story ever comes out, it would blow the music world up and shake it to its core. This would put the Milli Vanilli scandal and Ashlee Simpson SNL situation so far down the ladder it would be crazy. » Continued

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Country Singer Can't Talk Real Good

country singer  2CDAN  – This A list female country singer was hired to shoot a video of her just talking. She was given the script ahead of time and had cue cards at the ready. She came in the morning after a concert in a nearby town and was put in hair and makeup. A room was especially decorated for her to shoot the video in. The building was cleared for only essential people and the camera started rolling. And rolling. And rolling. Because for all of her posturing and songs of “I am a strong, smart woman” our singer couldn’t even read her cue cards right. Also, “uh” is one of the main words in her vocabulary. The crew, ever the professionals, stuck it out waiting for her to get her few lines right. After a few hours, the director called it a day and said they have what they need and proceeds to try to edit those few lines into something passable. He had to use a lot more video of her singing then he thought he would but he made it work.

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Aging Actress Appreciates Tween Culture

tweens-1CDAN – Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our actress found herself at a recent concert by this tweener star. » Continued

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Singer has a Huge Fruit and Flowers Bill

fruit-1HolyMoly – Which singer from a huge pop/rock beat combo spends the majority of his interview time selling his religious, clean living, happily-married lifestyle. This is becoming quite amusing » Continued

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It’s Not Safe for This Musician to Perform

jesse-mccartney-1BuzzFoto – What young and spoiled musician, was set to perform a sold out concert to young fans but cancelled at the last minute? His management decided the conditions weren’t ’safe’ so he refused to perform, causing some of his fans to cry and the venue to lose a lot of money on refunds. Not Jesse McCartney.

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Glastonbury Guy Has a Four Cs Contract Rider

glastonbury-logo1HolyMoly – Which Glastonbury performing male solo artist has the following rider wherever he performs – staff call it the four C’s?

Coke

Champagne

Canapes

C*

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Singer Forgets When to Start Singing

empty-microphoneVillage Voice – Which belter is such a drinker that she had to be pushed onstage for her entrance at that concert, after which she started singing eight bars early, thereby throwing off the whole number (and, in fact, the whole show)?

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Singer Tossed Out of Concert Gig

girls-aloudPopBitch – Which member of Girls Aloud was recently thrown out of an Adele gig? When Adele pointed at her from the stage, the pop star waved back – showing security the lit cigarette in her hand, in the no smoking venue.

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Britney Spears is a Wanted Woman

britney-spears-circusDaily Mirror – Who’s the celeb so stingy she wouldn’t put her hand in her pocket to pay for a Britney ticket… but had the cheek to get her assistant to try every trick in the book to get them for free so she could take her friends?

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Bad Breath Intervention Needed

Which female singer has halitosis bad enough to take the paint off the walls? There were so many complaints about the singer’s bad breath that the choreographer actually had to rearrange the blocking during her performances so that the singer wasn’t face to face or sharing the mic with any other person on stage. Since she doesn’t seem to get the hint when offered breath mints or gum, the singer’s friends and fellow performers are half-joking about staging an intervention.

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