BG Note: This is a looong story published on XO Jane by a writer who had a bad date with a guy she describes as a “C-list Canadian celebrity”.
[Evil Beet Gossip] After playing a huge venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers.
The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked the other if he “had to go that bad”. He shook his head and gestured it was the pop princess who needed to use the restroom.
They then made it clear that everyone needed to [Read more…]
[Blind Gossip] In case this award-winning star’s team picks you out at a concert and asks you if you want to party with him, here’s what you can expect.
You are taken back to his hotel, where you are escorted into a room with half a dozen other girls who look like you – 18 to 25 years old, short, curvy, long hair, dressed in short skirts and tight tops. Some of the girls look like younger versions of Kim Kardashian.
He is seated on the other side of the room, just watching. He doesn’t speak to any of the girls, and [Read more…]
[National Enquirer] Which aging diva turned down performing at the Queen of England’s Diamond Jubilee in London because British officials would only pay for her hotel and airfare but balked at her demand for an exorbitant performance fee? The notorious cheapskate didn’t even RSVP to the queen’s invitation, so they settled for Grace Jones instead.
[National Enquirer] Which pop star’s young lover is causing major problems on her current tour because he thinks he’s a bigger star than the other acts performing alongside his cougar girlfriend? The brash beau thinks he’s the ringleader of the concert tour and has alienated almost everyone except for his famous meal ticket!
[Pop Bitch] Remember the Jubilee concert? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to mime rather than play live. So which group of nutters decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of class As. And got off their tits before taking the Buck Palace stage.
BG Note: Thanks to our fabulous UK Blinders, we can now offer the following translation!:
Remember the concert that was held on June 4th for the celebration of the Queen of England’s 60th Anniversary? Well, when many of the bands turned up for the dress rehearsal they were told they’d only be able to lip sync rather than play live. So which group of crazy people decided to take advantage and got in an immediate order of hard drugs like h*roin or c*caine. And got completely wasted before taking the Buckingham Palace stage.
“The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language.” – George Bernard Shaw
[VillageVoice] Which old broad messed up so many songs during a big concert engagement that some people were buzzing that it was “a career killer” (though she got the obligatory standing ovation)?