Comedy Star Excited by His Own Catch Phrase

tv-colorfulPopBitch – Which huge 90s comedy star wasn’t just a star of the TV screen – he also had a special treat for his partner? On special occasions he’d agree to proclaim his famous catch-phrase, as he came on his partner’s face.

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Actress Enjoys Driving Her Co-Star’s SUV

suv-1CDAN – This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of » Continued

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Obnoxious Actor has Six Figure Job Available

travel-1CDAN – This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.

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She Will Use a Friend and a Turkey Baster

turkey-2BillyMasters – Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she’s decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she’s trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she’s been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo.

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Actor Creates His Own Baby Boom

women-pregnantCDAN – This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It’s a good thing he doesn’t work more.

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Beauty Queen’s Husband Hates Your Dog

sad-puppyCDAN – This aging former list television actor hasn’t been on anything big in years. Back in the day he went from a hit drama straight into a hit comedy. Now he spends most of his days yelling obscenities at his neighbors dog. His neighbor is a b list actor who was the lead on a semi hit comedy. Our former a list actor is married to a former beauty queen who was on a hit television comedy.

1-former a list actor
2-b list actor
3-former beauty queen/actress

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Comic Legend Needs a Doctor

doctorDownfront2 – This comic legend needs help. He is in poor health, but he won’t admit it. In addition to his mental state, he acts very strange in public. He needs to see a doctor immediately.

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Comedy Guy has a Drug Problem

vicodinStar Magazine – Which funnyman’s career might be flagging due to his dependence on downers? After a disastrous comedy set in NYC, he admitted he’s hooked on Vicodin. Deadly serious.

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Actress Cares About The Kitty

kitten-2SOLVED!

CDAN – This C list actress/writer/producer on a very hit television comedy had noticed all of these photos of a missing cat on telephone poles and in windows. She didn’t really think much about it, but a day or two after she first saw the pictures, she met » Continued

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The Leads on this Comedy Aren’t Laughing

jenna-fischer-2BuzzFoto – All is not well on the set of this successful comedy. The two leads are no longer speaking to each other, and for what reason? Well, the usual ego clashing, etc. The public expects this sort of c* from the male, but would be surprised to learn that the female is just as bad, if not worse. She’s well-liked but from everything we’ve heard, can be a real pain in the butt to work with as well as petty.

It’s not Jenna Fischer!

SOLVED!

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Diva Boy Insists on Taking the Golf Cart

will-ferrell1BlindGossip – This funny actor wasn’t kidding when he copped a total diva attitude on the set of a recent movie. While every other actor would walk from their trailer to the set, Diva Boy insisted on taking a golf cart. The set was an entire thirty feet from his trailer.

No It’s Not Will Ferrell.

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Film Star Stinks Up His Trailer

pepe-lepewBuzzFoto – This action/comedy star has some serious odor issues. On the set of his film which just wrapped, the studio has had to complete redo his trailer – new paint, floors, etc. Apparently the smell of B.O. was strong enough to curl anyone’s nose, and no amount of scrubbing could eradicate it. It’s not Matt Damon…or his BFF Ben for that matter.

SOLVED!

» Continued

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Comedian Bids for Sex with Reality Host

money-3CDAN – This B list television comic actor(#1) was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host (#2) increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other (#3)

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He’s Funny About Throw Pillows and Baggies

throw-pillowsNY Daily News – Which funnyman doesn’t even bother to hide his drug habit? When pals come to visit his pad, they’re just as likely to see baggies of cocaine lying around as they are to see throw pillows.

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Actress Gets Overly Eggsited

easter-eggsBuzzFoto – This actress is known for her comedy chops, primarily playing the ditzy blonde role (even though she’s decidedly brunette). We were sad to hear from a former employee of hers that she is in fact a raving witch in real life. She once threw an omelet (yes, the kind with eggs) at her maid, who was terrified and spoke very little English. Yikes.

It’s not Sarah Silverman.

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Bookworm Worms His Way to Front of Line

bookwormCDAN – Have you ever waited in line at a bookstore? You know how they have designed a way to make you feel like a rat in a cage by winding you back and forth like you are in line at an amusement park? Well, last night » Continued

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Comedian Walks Backward to Avoid Actors

coronations-streetHolyMoly – Which comedian is such a p* that when he spotted members of the Coronation Street cast coming towards him in the corridors at Granada studios (Eileen, Becky and Steve, since you ask) he turned around and walked backwards past them so they couldn’t see his face? Once they had passed, he turned again and continued walking. It was possibly the rudest thing they’d ever seen someone do.

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Comedian Thinks Neighing is Funny

horse-2Daily Mirror – Which funnyman likes nothing more than scoffing the horse tranquiliser ketamine? He finds it hilarious to neigh before, during and after.

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Comic Actor Eats Lunch Again and Again

sandwich-2CDAN – This B list comic movie actor who got his start on television before moving on to some starring roles in some very forgettable movies has had the exact same lunch everyday since the day his movie hit #1 at the box office. He had it the day he heard the news and never, ever deviates from that lunch.

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Angry Comic Will Fire You

microphone2NY Daily News – Which angry comic had a few cast and crew members fired from his hit show — all because they overshadowed him?

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