[NationalEnquirer] What male TV star is trying to get his former flame—currently starring on a hit sitcom on the same network—to guest-star on his new comedy series? The funnyman—who’s almost 60—thinks his new show could use a boost…and this bombshell would definitely do the trick!
[NationalEnquirer] Which beloved TV sitcom dad is having major issues over his current series and highly anticipated return to prime time? The actor thinks his new comedy series could use some major improvements, which have resulted in huge clashes with the network and its executives.
[CDAN] This former A+ comic movie actor and now still one in his mind, but probably just a B never speaks to this other A list movie actor. The reason? Although they both go both ways, they love guys the most and fought over one guy in particular who actually ended up going with neither of them because they both would not stop bugging him.
[CDAN] This B list comedienne who has been in television and movies recently went off on a rant about Sci* in front of a group of people, not realizing that two belonged to the organization. When they started to challenge her on something, the comedienne had a light go off and asked if they were involved with it. They said yes and she told them to run for their lives and then walked away.
[BuzzFoto] Today we’re talking about a comedian on an East Coast cable show. He makes a lot of good money and a lot of good jokes but what he hasn’t been making lately is a lot of good decisions. Apparently he recently trashed the set of his show after going on a three-day dr*g binge. The network is now considering getting rid of him. 605
[CDAN] This B- list comedy actress got her fame from late night television but prefers movies. She also prefers to make everyone around her miserable. Right now she is shooting a movie and makes one demand after another to the point where the crew just wants the movie to be over so they never have to see her again. She is the epitome of someone who thinks way more of herself than anyone does of her.
[CDAN] This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family man has been accused several times recently on his movies for acting inappropriately with female co-stars. They say that in the guise of being funny he will often rub his » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] Which Latino comic’s k*nky “s*xcapades” were caught on video and are now making the rounds in Hollywood AND on the Internet? It seems a disgruntled ex downloaded the dirty clips that show the funnyman in some very compromising positions!
[EOnline] Paulie P*cker certainly doesn’t get as much attention as the other folks on his funny boob-tube series. Which is a sk*nky shame, ‘cause while they all land the big-time tabloid covers for their incredibly Vice-lite behavior, Paulie’s out there committing some hilariously h*rny crap.
Take, for instance, P.P.’s latest escapade at a swanky Hollywood hotel, where he had taken a broad he was hoping to bed. Paulie wasn’t just DTF tho, he was also…
Which isn’t too shocking, actually—we know Paulie and his pals can booze with the best of ‘em—but P2 seemed to be sporting extra-thick beer goggles on this par-tick night.
An onlooker described Pecker’s cougarific “date” as mucho older and just as plastered as Paulie, with what little clothes she was wearing already coming off when » Continued
[NationalEnquirer] This hunky star of a new NBC hit sitcom is having a dual drama with his battling baby mamas! Now that the star’s series has been renewed, his ex is asking for more child support – and his current squeeze is demanding a wedding ring!
[NationalEnquirer] This TV sitcom actress is playing relationship counselor to two of her co-stars despite the fact that her own marriage has fallen apart. She regularly gives advice to her cast mates – one is married to one of the show’s producers and the other has a movie star for a partner.
[Village Voice] Which Oscar-nominated actress’s mother tried out for the part of her daughter’s character’s mother in a bomb comedy and didn’t get it? (Not convincing enough?) What did the daughter nobly say when she realized her dressing room was smaller than her blond co-star’s? (Free answer: ‘I can use the animosity for the part. We’re supposed to hate each other.’)
Which womanizing actor from a hit ’90s TV series is living a double life as a gay man? This comic genius always has sexy women on his arm, but his cover almost got blown when he propositioned the wrong guy, who can’t stop talking about it!
[TheHollywoodReporter] Desperate Housewives showrunner Marc Cherry, who’s already embroiled in a sex discrimination and illegal termination lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan, apparently isn’t worried about offending the sensibilities of the actresses on his show.
During a panel of ABC network showrunners held Saturday at the Producers Guild’s Produced By Conference in Burbank, Cherry draw laughs when he described how he has had to coax performances out of one of his stars.
“One of my actresses on Desperate Housewives is not funny,” he said, before offering that he coaches her by saying, “Sweetie, if you raise your eyebrow here, you’ll get a laugh.” Cherry didn’t reveal the actress in question, but continued, “She does, and she gets nominations. Daddy’s little girl does comedy. I’m part daddy, part psychiatrist.”
[EOnline] Barry Wanger-Banger is a muy funny fella. ‘Tho, must fess, the tabloids haven’t been talking about Bart for any of his silly shenanigans lately. In fact, they’ve been talking about the crap he does that could kill him, which is a damn shame.
But B-man is getting his life together, so we thought we’d share a titillating tale that we definitely find LOL-worthy about Mr. Wanger and his more pleasant Vice:
You know, the fact that he’s totally into dudes!
Of course, like any H’wood hunk worth his » Continued
BuzzFoto – Sorry! Our Blind Items were on hiatus until some new gossip came in and we have one that came in with a bang! This aging actress from an old network sitcom, who played a mother figure, is being accused behind the scenes of sleeping with » Continued
CDAN – I would call this actor C list, although if you saw him, you would immediately recognize him. He was previously on a hit network comedy, disappeared for a few years, and is now back on a different network in a middling successful comedy. Anyway, he is a huge animal lover and over the course of this past season, he managed to convince the cast and crew to adopt over 50 dogs and cats from shelters. This is in addition to the 10 he has adopted. He says it is his goal each year to get 100 animals adopted.
NewYorkPost – Which sassy sitcom star, who is just as brazen off-screen, horrified patrons of a civilized downtown restaurant who gawked and shushed her for her loud, over-the-top outbursts as she dined with pals?
BlindGossip – There’s only one thing in the world that makes a gay man look more heterosexual than marriage. And that one thing is… a baby! The new beard is working out well for him, so they’ve move onto the next part of his faux » Continued
BlindGossip – Don’t believe anything this funny actor says about his latest girlfriend. She’s just the latest in a long line of paid-for str*ppers that he tries to pass off as girlfriends. The only thing that sets her apart from previous girlfriends is that all of her body parts are real. And she plans on keeping them.