What This Comic Film Star Should Demand

man eating donut[Village Voice] Which comic film star is known to be narcissistic, insecure, needy, and demanding (though what he really should be demanding is a dietitian and a trainer)?

Comedy Pair Will Be Expecting Soon

UPDATED!

[EOnline] Q: I love your blind items. Got any more? I love playing detective!

A: As a matter of fact, we do. We just found out a pairing on a certain comedy will soon be expecting! Notice how we said “pairing,” which means the parents-to-be » Continued

Uncle Warns Funny Brothers About Women

[Hollywood Street King] Band Of Brothers?

He’s a colorful comedian who reigned in the 90′s – boasting the words “you can do what you wanna do”. But, according to our blind item, doing what you wanna do shouldn’t include marrying wh*res. Don’t believe me… Just ask his two nephews, who seem to be keeping true to their uncle’s teachings. » Continued

Comedian Blames Everyone Else

[Hollywood  Street King] He’s a comedian who may have done well in the 90′s from his former MADtv gig, but our now 37-year-old blind item [subject] is said to be facing tough financial times. » Continued

Drink Or Two

[Blind Gossip] Which funny man lies when he talks about his sobriety in public?

He publicly says that he is » Continued

Emmy Is A Regifter

[National Enquirer] Which three-time Emmy winner brags about regifting the free swag she gets during awards season? The millionaire funnygal – who was overheard saying she barely has to Christmas shop – picked up extra freebies with pricey eye creams to gift to her equally rich girlfriends!

Why He Got Fired

[Pop Bitch] Which new BBC comedy star was let go from a previous job after his enormous c*caine habit lead to him threatening to k*ll one of his colleagues while off his nut at work?

Giving It All Up For A Talk Show

[Downfront2] This Reality/Sitcom/Media Personality seems to have the world on a string, but does she really want to give it all up…….for a talk show?!!!

The TV Chef And The Comedic Actor

[National Enquirer] Which closeted TV chef is carrying on a down-low romance with an openly gay actor/comedian from a popular sketch comedy show? The handsome cook refuses to come out of the closet – he has a gorgeous girlfriend – but his gay secret is about to explode because his new lover is yapping all over town about his celebrity boyfriend!

Chef:

Actor:

Spin Struggle

[NationalEnquirer] What weight challenged Oscar nominee is taking spin classes in order to cycle his weight down for an upcoming film role? The funnyman struggled so much during a 60-minute class at a trendy West Hollywood spinning studio recently that the instructor thought he was having a heart attack!

 

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