He Parks His Car Wherever He Wants

This A list comedian with A+ name recognition apparently can’t be bothered with parking meters or valets or parking garages. Instead he seems to get some kind of perverse thrill of accumulating as many parking tickets as he can. He always pays his tickets, but just hates looking around for a parking spot or finding change for meters. Thus he parks his car where he wants for as long as he wants. Total amount of money spent on parking tickets last year? About $40,000. That total includes his auto being towed on average of about once a month when he parked in a fire zone. It also averages out to about one parking ticket per day for an entire year.

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Beauty is Now Just a Hot Mess

She’s gone from sweet as pie to a hot mess! This former American beauty gets “so drunk and out of control it’s disgusting,” a security guard says. “Two years ago, I got a limo from a friend’s company to take her to an event, and she threw up all over the car. I ended up on my knees scrubbing up. It was the last time I will ever work for her – period!” sm

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Actor Will Valet Park Your Car

B-list film actor. He has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn some extra money for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking cars for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car. He can’t make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing it.

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Running Away from His Roots

Which celebrity is running away to avoid questions about his family? After having his family connections exposed in a blind item, he has decided to stop working and leave the country for a year. He claims that he wants to travel to gain international inspiration for his next project. He’s already booked airlines, hotels, and rental cars, so it looks like he’s not bluffing. bg

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Mistress Kept Her Head Down

CDAN – It has been awhile since I last posted about this couple, but that is because there has not really been any new information. That has changed though. The couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents. Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual that happened on her last exit from our actor’s home. Apparently she had been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level, if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why does she only turn up when our actor is alone.

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Limo Lust

CDAN – I don’t know if this B+/A- heart throb actor is dating this B- list film actress with A+ name recognition, but it didn’t stop them from having sex in a limo on the way to a film. Just wondering if the driver got photos.

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Cranky at the Car Wash

CDAN – I guess this actor would be considered A list because he does have a franchise. I would call him more B+ list. He has really begun to change from the funny, sweet guy he was always portrayed in the media to be. For example, at a car wash last week our actor stayed with the car wash staff every second and made them do everything three or sometimes four times. The lines of cars backed up because of the actor was about 20 deep. Finally, someone in management noticed the line of cars and ordered the actor out of the area. When he refused, they moved his car out, and told him to leave and never come back.

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