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LaineyGossip – She trumps Life or Death: Classic story of celebrity entitlement. And she’s supposed to be so professional and sweet, not nearly as many diva stories about her than about her peers, though if you’re getting in the way of her meal, and her Maybach, you better » Continued
CDAN – This former B list television actress was on a hit initial show and now has said goodbye to that and has dropped to a quick C. Anyway, she is known for her love of 
CDAN – We are just going back to those carefree days of the late 80′s and early 90′s. This A list female entertainer has had an amazing life. She has done just about everything possible in the entertainment world and is one of the most 
CDAN – B list movie actor. He did the whole popcorn flick thing and it didn’t work out so he is back to the co-lead or second lead in movies. He is definitely a dramatic looking guy. He doesn’t really have that comedy vibe. So, he and his girlfriend 
Holy Moly – Which huge movie star has a new boyfriend? It keeps rearing (or rear-ending) its head every so often, but the rumours about this huge movie star just won’t go away. Previously partial to a blond male model from Croatia, his new plaything is a very hot, black car mechanic.
Holy Moly – Which British tycoon always buys his conquests nice shiny red sports cars, possibly to make up for his halitosis, which has the power to strip paint?
BuzzFoto – This B/C Actress that recently had a public breakup, was seen with her ex’s best friend on two separate occasions. One was at a restaurant eating dinner, the other was when our photographer came upon her car with two huddled figures snuggled inside. When he got closer to take a picture, the best friend was seen putting his/her clothes back on. Calls were made from publicists and lawyers, needless to say no pictures will be published and thus it remains blind. Not Lindsay Lohan.
CDAN – This very funny C+ television actor with B list name recognition on a very hit ensemble television show was recently pulled over by the police. Our actor had a bit too much to drink and was probably going to get arrested for a DUI. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he offered the policemen their choice of the three women he had just picked up at a club and was taking back to his hotel room. Remarkably both the officers and the two women chosen agreed. The policemen made one of the women drive, followed the actor to his hotel and spent about an hour in his suite before heading back out on patrol.
BuzzFoto – This C-lister got into a car wreck recently, and we hope that for his/her sake, the bountiful amount of drugs that are usually in that car weren’t noticed by the coppers. We haven’t heard yet, but it’s bound to come out.
Janet Charlton – This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that’s not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp “I really needed that!” The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a “muscle relaxer.”
CDAN – This married B list primarily television actress was on one of the most popular television shows of all time. Although she doesn’t always seem like it from the outside, she actually has a very warm heart. When she found out her long time housekeeper was working two jobs in order to be able to provide for four nieces and nephews that had recently moved in with her, our actress not only gave her housekeeper a huge raise, but bought her a new mini-van to drive everyone around and paid for the rent on a new place to live for an entire year.
NY Daily News – What married ingenue covertly jumped into a waiting car after a recent NYC fete? The man she was caught kissing in the car definitely wasn’t her musically inclined hubby.
CDAN – It’s amazing to me what people will do when they are whacked out on drugs. In our latest contribution to the idiot drug users hall of fame we have a C list actress on a middling ensemble drama. I say middling because it does so-so in the ratings, but nothing that people are dying to see. Anyway, our actress got into a fender bender. 
BuzzFoto – This is a good one and we only wish we would have heard about it sooner. It also might involve some details you might not want to know, so be forewarned. It comes from a source at a car rental shop in Idaho, but we won’t say anymore for fear of getting anyone in trouble. Both of the Celebrities involved in this have A list recognition and 
BuzzFoto -Which Twitter-happy star uses the social site to find his next hook-up? You could be next, he has no preference as long as you live within driving distance and seem somewhat discreet. It’s not Ashton Kutcher.
NY Daily News – Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently.
CDAN – There was a party at this celebrity’s house about six months ago. At the time he was kind of on a tryout with his wealthy parents who had decided to give him another chance. All of you know this celebutard. You don’t want to know him and would never want to meet him, but you know who he is. Anyway, jacked up on enough stuff to kill a rhino our celebutard decided to do his own feats of strength. How so? He took a sledgehammer and totaled the brand new car of one of his guests. The guest was not amused and absolutely beat the living c* out of the celebutard.
