Which professional athlete from a major city is playing Scrooge this holiday season? He makes millions every year from his sport, and millions more in product endorsements because of his superstar status. He certainly makes sure that he and loved ones live the good life. When it comes to giving to others, though, he is certainly less than generous. Instead of cash bonuses for his staff, he gave them an assortment of products that he received for free from the companies he endorses. And his total contributions to charities this year? Less than he makes in 15 minutes. Bah, humbug.
This actor’s wife, who is an actress herself, thought her husband owned two identical cell phones. One for businesss calls and the other for personal calls. One morning, the wife found a cell phone in their home. Thinking that it was the business phone and that her husband would be frantic at work without it that day, she hopped into the car to bring it to him at work. On the way, she tried to use the phone to call and let him know she was on her way. Imagine her surprise when she found that it was actually a third identical phone that held only one phone number, a revealing photo of the woman he was cheating with, and some raunchy text messages. We hope that the husband has really good health insurance as well as the number of a Los Angeles divorce attorney. bg
Which actor is thought to have played a part in the damage of some small businesses? It seems that he asked the local businesses to close down one evening to accommodate traffic and security for his private party. The businesses declined. The day after the party, the businesses showed up to find that their sewage systems had all mysteriously malfunctioned for the first time ever, forcing all of them to close while the stinky mess was cleaned up. The business owners don’t think it was a coincidence.