Holy Moly – Which pop star totally freaked out Steve Jobs when he met him? The star was foaming at the mouth and insisting he have his photo taken with the Apple man. Steve had to have the hysterical singer removed by his people after the photo was taken.
StyleList – Which egotistical household-name celebrity shouldn’t be so proud of his latest fragrance? The cosmetics company that created it had already rejected the formula as being inferior, but quickly dusted off the recipe when he came knocking with a licensing opportunity.
BuzzFoto – If you’re going to speak for one of the big Cola companies, it’s a good idea not to be caught drinking its rival. Just ask Britney. This little lady did just that, and we doubt that her company will be very happy about it when they see the photos…which surely exist.
It wasn’t Xtina!
StyleList – Which flamboyant head of a top fragrance company is loathed by the family whose name is on the bottle? “He just wants to hang out with celebrities, which is why he does all those tacky deals,” is the waspish word from the family’s winter estate.
Daily Mirror – Which ageing style icon is fuming after being dumped by a top firm for a younger model? The woman in question is threatening to make their name mud to every supermodel she knows.
Buzzfoto – This R&B female Singer, who is a known Diva and allegedly a terrible person to work with, is still making hits only because she has found out a terrible secret of a high-up Record Executive. We don’t know the secret, but we know that very few people know it, and it is so salacious that no matter what this Diva demands, she’ll get it. If she came out with a song that sounded like cats in a car wreck, it would still manage to make it’s way up the charts because of what she knows. If it’s any hint, the Record Exec is a pretty big name and anything bad about them coming out would probably destroy them. It’s not our girl Rihanna.
Which professional athlete from a major city is playing Scrooge this holiday season? He makes millions every year from his sport, and millions more in product endorsements because of his superstar status. He certainly makes sure that he and loved ones live the good life. When it comes to giving to others, though, he is certainly less than generous. Instead of cash bonuses for his staff, he gave them an assortment of products that he received for free from the companies he endorses. And his total contributions to charities this year? Less than he makes in 15 minutes. Bah, humbug.
This actor’s wife, who is an actress herself, thought her husband owned two identical cell phones. One for businesss calls and the other for personal calls. One morning, the wife found a cell phone in their home. Thinking that it was the business phone and that her husband would be frantic at work without it that day, she hopped into the car to bring it to him at work. On the way, she tried to use the phone to call and let him know she was on her way. Imagine her surprise when she found that it was actually a third identical phone that held only one phone number, a revealing photo of the woman he was cheating with, and some raunchy text messages. We hope that the husband has really good health insurance as well as the number of a Los Angeles divorce attorney. bg
Which actor is thought to have played a part in the damage of some small businesses? It seems that he asked the local businesses to close down one evening to accommodate traffic and security for his private party. The businesses declined. The day after the party, the businesses showed up to find that their sewage systems had all mysteriously malfunctioned for the first time ever, forcing all of them to close while the stinky mess was cleaned up. The business owners don’t think it was a coincidence.